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April (the) Lee

@aprilthelee.bsky.social
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Recovering/ex-[crim/child protection lawyer]/[government bureaucrat] - turned Jacqueline-of-some-trades. Mama Bear. Empress of Perimenopausal Rage. GRANDMA!!!

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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 2h
#shutupandtakemymoney
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 2h
Say, as funny as I thought the anger translator was, the confidence gave me pause. It felt like the Titanic’a “Even God can’t sink this ship” moment — and then, BOOM.
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 4h
Got to Ottawa, sat down on the couch and was immediately claimed by Dugal, who will keep me on my toes this week. Ok, he’s kind of a cutie lol.
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 5h
I miss him so much. He also had the most adorable bromance with our then PM, Justin Trudeau. Such a class act. Kind. Sharp. Disarming. Probably the only US President with whom I’d actually like to get stuck in an elevator.
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 10h
I am still coming to terms with the fact that there are people with basic (alleged) cognitive functioning who don’t acknowledge his gargantuan level of blatant narcissism. I am convinced we live in the Idiot Multiverse and I want to go back to my real dimension!
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I believe the kids used to call this “delulu”.
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Done! I love this so much!
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
20/20. Get me my walker. #genx #oldasdirt
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Another year, another #Thanksgiving (we’re in Canada) and potentially a new “just us” Thanksgiving tradition. Turkey with the in-laws earlier in the weekend, but HOT POT on the Monday! Funny how the white guy had the most “weird Chinese-y stuff on it”. I’ve indoctrinated him well.
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Gutted at the C.o.D.
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh — shots fired!
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Pissedoffpundit @pissedoffpundant.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
True story🤔💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I love this. I am stealing this.
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Accurate.
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
SMH
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
🤦🏻‍♀️
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🍁🇨🇦Team Canada Forever🇨🇦🍁 @teamcanadaforever.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
🚨👇🏽THIS THIS THIS👇🏽🚨 Just saying…
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
IN THE CARS
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Perhaps I can steel this flawed heart against the waves of feelz, grit my teeth, and make it through unscathed. The ultimate acting challenge — not to turn on waterworks, but to quell the tide. If I so dare, and survive, I will let you know.
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sweet Dave. I have enjoyed Major Depression for decades - and Perimenopause (0/10, would not recommend). Bawling is my default. TV ads, kids shows, vertical “dramas”. Sweet doggos with family dynamics AND Patrick Brammell (merowr) = You’re trying to kill me. I judge to deflect from my own shame! 😩
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh Dave…you and your overflowing heart and uncanny ability to see stories of overwhelming love, sacrifice, and tragedy in the…oddest…of places… I get it. I’ve run out of antidepressants before. Chin up, Jones. Chin up.
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The boys all look great :) and they were sweethearts. I wish the first try came out because they were all wearing the stone bracelets I made them, and they were all touching me (I was trolling my daughter) - Andrew had his hand on my head like a brain sucker. *sigh* Master plan foiled.
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I have this from Toronto’s Fan Expo - my harem 🥰 - I was very task oriented and thrown off by having to do a retake (they didn’t tell us the first time malfunctioned!) so I probably came across as a blazing bi*** but Neil still called out “Nice to meet you!” with the sweetest smile.
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
IMHO “Nosta-Dumbass” is even better. Did you know that it also has a silent ‘B’?!!!
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🤣👏🏼
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I am dying to redo my pic with him one day. I’m Canadian so I’m avoiding the US right now, so a lot of missed opportunities 😔
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m the opposite. I will tread water for three hours, zoning out and listening to music. Helps that I am incredibly buoyant lol. I mess up lane swimmers.
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Mango Unchained” - cute, but you didn’t have to insult tropical fruit like that. 😜
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Victoria Strauss @victoriastrauss.com · 07/10/2026
Canada is refusing to issue ISBNs to books primarily generated with AI. This illustrates both the urgency of the problem of the growing flood of slop books, and also the toothlessness of addressing it on the honor system without there also being consequences for lying
Use of artificial intelligence
By registering with ISBN Canada, you declare that your book was created by a human author. You may use AI tools only for limited support tasks, such as brainstorming ideas, checking grammar, or formatting your book. You must not use AI to generate the text, create the artwork, or translate the book. ISBN Canada does not issue ISBNs for works whose content is primarily generated by AI. LAC is currently reviewing its policy regarding the use of AI content creation and our guidance is subject to change.
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ooooooooh — I haven’t gotten into Bluey yet, since I don’t live close to the munchkins… but I DID see the Paw Patrol Dino Movie in the goddamn theatre because my 50 year old autistic brother wanted to see it. Yeah, the optics weren’t ideal… Or do you watch Bluey for YOU?
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
DOH
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We need to beat or sweet talk (or both?! lol) into submission, then deploy them for good. *chuckles imagining cute fluffy gobbos Namaste-ing and validating everyone. 😝
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
*hug*. I’m having a few moments here too. Brain goblins are persuasive in an evil way. ☹️
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Pissedoffpundit @pissedoffpundant.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No shit🤔💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Amazing
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Came up on my FB and I giggled again.
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I was the high intellect wisecracker whose razor sharp wit made others laugh and belied my self-loathing and overwhelming empathy.
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I LOL’ed
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He’s up to something.
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Probably meant “perceived as weak prey”. Now I am smiling because I am remembering the countless times I have seen a single little bird continually and mercilessly dive bomb a much larger avian predator, presumably to protect a nest. 😌
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We could start a never ending chain. *hug*
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There is so much that men take for granted because they’ve never had to see the world the same way we do. How every woman has held keys like a knuckle blade, or pretended to be on the phone talking to a potential witness - just in case. 😔
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This one is so mesmerizing - I love the little reddish light hidden in there!
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Stunning! Wish I were there! (Good fishing?)
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m sure there’s a metaverse with a September 31st.
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Welcome to the support group, Brother. Our first meeting - with the free hookers and blow - had been scheduled for September but all of us thought the month was longer.
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think it’s beautiful.
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
SMH. WTF.
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