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April (the) Lee

@aprilthelee.bsky.social
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Recovering/ex-[crim/child protection lawyer]/[government bureaucrat] - turned Jacqueline-of-some-trades. Mama Bear. Empress of Perimenopausal Rage. GRANDMA!!!

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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 3h
Got to Ottawa, sat down on the couch and was immediately claimed by Dugal, who will keep me on my toes this week. Ok, he’s kind of a cutie lol.
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
20/20. Get me my walker. #genx #oldasdirt
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Another year, another #Thanksgiving (we’re in Canada) and potentially a new “just us” Thanksgiving tradition. Turkey with the in-laws earlier in the weekend, but HOT POT on the Monday! Funny how the white guy had the most “weird Chinese-y stuff on it”. I’ve indoctrinated him well.
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Pissedoffpundit @pissedoffpundant.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
True story🤔💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
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🍁🇨🇦Team Canada Forever🇨🇦🍁 @teamcanadaforever.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
🚨👇🏽THIS THIS THIS👇🏽🚨 Just saying…
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Victoria Strauss @victoriastrauss.com · 07/10/2026
Canada is refusing to issue ISBNs to books primarily generated with AI. This illustrates both the urgency of the problem of the growing flood of slop books, and also the toothlessness of addressing it on the honor system without there also being consequences for lying
Use of artificial intelligence
By registering with ISBN Canada, you declare that your book was created by a human author. You may use AI tools only for limited support tasks, such as brainstorming ideas, checking grammar, or formatting your book. You must not use AI to generate the text, create the artwork, or translate the book. ISBN Canada does not issue ISBNs for works whose content is primarily generated by AI. LAC is currently reviewing its policy regarding the use of AI content creation and our guidance is subject to change.
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Pissedoffpundit @pissedoffpundant.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No shit🤔💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Came up on my FB and I giggled again.
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I LOL’ed
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Now…let’s #manifest an animal husbandry guide narrated by @davejonesactor.bsky.social 😜
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
😈
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#SHUTUPANDTAKEMYMONEY
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#hotpot: comes with free #icecream (twist of vanilla and taro, charcoal cone) and facial. Happy Lamb Hot Pot, Scarborough.
Chinese hot pot - free steam facial treatment!Chinese hot pot - free steam facial treatment!Soft serve vanilla and taro ice cream cone
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Impressively put!
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
😂
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Guess I have a few more years to learn it 😜
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fucking MIC DROP
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Finally tried local legend Fishman Lobster Clubhouse, but my mom didn’t want the famous HK style prep (😔). Met our lobsters, then Iron Kwan Yin tea and a soothing broth. Then juicy, dry aged ribeye. Ginger/scallion and steamed preparations, pea shoots with king mushrooms, and vermicelli w/ shrimp.
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I know my week will be better, having watched this!
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Potato, contemplating #Caturday
Orange and white cat lounges on a black chair
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
54km each way. 2 bowls of cereal at an unlimited cereal bar (we were being reasonable!), total. 1 “Cartoon and Cereal” event at an indie film theatre. (1 Tom cat, 1 Jerry mouse). 40 years melted away for me and my #autistic brother as we relived childhood Saturday mornings. PRICELESS.
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Embrace kindness.
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Pissedoffpundit @pissedoffpundant.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The American dream🫡🇺🇸...
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I laughed too hard at this not to share. Also, *cue @davejonesactor.bsky.social’s stirring ballad, “I F***ed a Bear”…
Mocking Kash Patel and the FBIs position on bestiality with reference to choosing bears over men
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Jimothy for Supreme Overlord!
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
#justforfun - which of these words do you actually use? I cast a wide net - words I have used in the past 5 years lol.
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oof
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
These crack me up. 😍
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Seen AND called out at the same damn time.
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Belated #caturday - don’t believe him. He’s a liar. He’s actually a total asshole. #gingercat
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oooooooooooooh
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The Cunt of Mostly Crisco— fucking brilliant. Love it.
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Haha Cantonese to the rescue! 6,7 is even funnier now.
In Cantonese, 6 7 means “idiot”, literally stick of dick.
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
That phantom scent just burned my nostrils. Good stuff.
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Brava
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I am so glad I wasn’t imbibing anything when I came across it 💀
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Every year Hubby has one seriously stellar idea. This year it was revisiting Happy Lamb Hotpot. We got the “Ying Yang” - Szechuan Mala (numbing peppercorns) and the original broth. The pumpkin cakes with “luck/prosperity” embossed were also cute.
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
*nods*
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The Canadian Border 🇨🇦 @canadianborder.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Seen a lot of these, but this one is my favourite 😎
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⊹.🎃₊˚𖦹⋆spookiki ⋆⁺₊🧿.˚⊹ @yourmotherxo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
To be an artist. Make some art > does it look terrible? > yes / no > you are an artist > make more art
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
#TBT a year ago, says FB memories, when I attended London (Ontario) Comicon and basically bullied this poor, innocent gentleman. “You are what you eat,” I said, instructing him to eat a mediocre cake bear’s ass… #sorrynotsorry, @davejonesactor.bsky.social.
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
So true
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conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Yeah……no. I know my limits and wouldn’t even try. 😄
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I LOL’ed at this too.
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I actually LOL’ed at this.
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April (the) Lee @aprilthelee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I no longer have a child; she’s all grown up 😢 - but she will always be my baby. *ugly cries* *cue “Sunrise, Sunset” from Fiddler on the Roof. In related news, I am old as fuck, and Mother Nature is done with me.
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