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Aprilcots

@aprilcots.bsky.social
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Exmo. Musical theater degrees. Book reviewer. Med family. Boy mom. Proud Minnesotan. Doodle enabler. Not a fan of tyranny or onions. “Like a cup of strong coffee mixed with existential dread, her posts are refreshingly bitter with a hint of sweetness.”

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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 1h
I haven’t read that one yet (it’s in my queue), but I love her.
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 1h
Amen to all of this. I see you, friend, and we’ve both come so far.
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 8h
He’s mighty entitled now that his boy is back. Fauci did not get pizza btw. #faucifriday (late) #dogsky #goldendoodle
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 10h
No. 😆
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Understandable. I don’t think I’ve been inside a bank in years.
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yup. Payday.
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Some people don’t have bank accounts or cards, so they cash their checks.
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It’s payday? They probably just had their checks deposited.
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This made me spit my drink. 😆
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He’s back for fall break and I’ve never seen a dog smile this much. Fauci’s never letting him go. We won’t tell him that he’s only here for four days… #faucifriday #collegebreak #dogsky😬
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hugs.
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ended my Walmart Plus subscription because of this today, which is a huge sacrifice since we have very few grocery stores in our town and I often need delivery, but it’s a sacrifice that has to be made. This is disgusting and I told them so on my cancellation form. Huge mistake, Walmart. Huge.
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My eyes!!!!!
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Minnesotans stand together and that includes shoulder to shoulder with our Somalian neighbors. They belong here as much as the rest of us do. So no. Keep Minnesota out of your mouth.
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We love our Somalian community here in Minnesota. These people best keep walking.
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That’s amazing!
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s been so sad.
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Excellent. I’m apparently slowly building a collection of premium kitchenware in addition to glassware. 😂
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I had to give up all Coke. You may weep on my behalf now.
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I like the glassware more than I drink. 😂
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Also, what exmormon is not “gradually extending their premium drinkware collection?!?” 😂 It also says I like Stanleys and Yetis. Yes. Your girl likes crispy hydration.
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
J’accuse!!!! 😂
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
As do we all. 😝
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
According to Amazon, I “regularly buy adult coloring books in concentrated bursts.” Uh… guilty? Also it knows that I like video and board games, have a college student, a dog, and a swimming pool, like high end kitchen tools, and strong female protagonists. Agreed. This is creepy, yes? Yes.
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Iodine is found in a lot of foods including seafood, dairy, and eggs. It’s also going to be in any processed or restaurant food that used iodized salt. These days, most Americans get enough.
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Happy for you as well!
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My boy is coming home for fall break tomorrow and it’s going to be in the high 80s, so we’ll be poolside all weekend. In October. In Minnesota. He’s just happy he doesn’t have to be in his unairconditioned dorm during this freak heat wave. 🥵
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Highly recommend. The most Christlike people I know are agnostic or atheist. When you no longer have to be perfect, you can be good.
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Idiot.
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My current town has the Mayo brothers, so do we really need anyone else? 😆 Oh and the tallest man in America and, don’t worry, an ax murder. It’s fine. 👀
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We have a serial killer!!!! And a whole bunch of athletes and celebrities and singers and a Fox News host (🤢) and some famous authors and a famous conspiracy theorist and a Survivor winner and at least one *ahem* former Broadway actress. 😉 🤗
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh my gosh. They basically teach you a course on how to get away with it in jr high. 😆
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It was me. I reminded you. 😆 We don’t do Spotify for that exact reason.
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Florida native here- no one asks questions anytime of the year if you buy those things there. Hurricane optional. 😆 #floridaman
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think all of your points are fair, but it still feels gross.
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is disappointing.
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’ll admit I was pretty irked about this when I saw it. I hate anyone giving Rogan a platform or relevance. So I get that it’s good for Dan’s career, but some things are more important. He lost me as a follower today.
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Right?!? Stabby. I get head hunters who call my cell phone and ask for my husband. It’s infuriating and like how did they get my number?!!
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Has anyone in the history of the world ever gotten a campaign email or text and said, You know what? I’m convinced. I’m going to change my vote now because of this timely and not at all disruptive string of texts? No? Gee. If only there was something more effective to spend all this money on.
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived in Blue Sky
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We do as well. My husband is a physician who researches and treats cancer patients. We moved heaven and earth to keep them safe and it was sad how unwilling others were to do the same.
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Coffee and tea have always been pretty consistent, and yet the influencers visibly drink both and then post pictures of themselves outside the temple, so… 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They absolutely would have. That’s why this is such a tragedy. At least two of the deaths have been newborn Amish babies whose mothers have said in interviews that they didn’t know about the vaccine but would have gotten it. The other communities? Zero excuses.
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Gross. Anything by Angel Studios now is a major nope. We’re a med family that takes covid very seriously (it killed my mother and all of my grandparents), and the cavalier (and far right) attitudes of the members played a huge role in our leaving. We even named our pandemic dog Fauci. 😆
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You wouldn’t know it by looking at the Mormon influencers… 😉 Word of Wisdom seems optional now too.
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s still there. My web search gave me the temple questions for primary kids wanting to do baptisms.
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ok. I was worried at how dumbed down they were. 😆
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Looks like it’s no longer a priority. Now the emphasis seems to be on just trying real hard. 🙄 Also I remember a wearing the garment day and night question too… 🤔
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
😠
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Aprilcots @aprilcots.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh I know. 😆
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