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A real live ghost.

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Otto Von Langer @capcadaverman.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Day 11 #zombieskulltober worms crawl in…
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Chloe Cumming @chloecumming.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A Hovering Glass Heart , ink and watercolour
Watercolour and ink delicate half schematic heart with some veins
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Puff @apretendfriend.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A coworker for my remote job unexpectedly died yesterday. I didn't know the guy super well, but he always seemed like a real genuine dude. Always willing to help anybody, great sense of humor, hated our company with a passion. A real one. Here one day and gone the next. Tragic.
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LEE GATLIN @neilaglet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Idk if I posted this before but just came across it again in my notes
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🪱𝔼𝕟𝕠𝕔𝕙🪱 @oddoblivion.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You don’t behave the way I want so I’m going to pull off all your legs.
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Puff @apretendfriend.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i'm stuck in a filler episode
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Puff @apretendfriend.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
they're doing this to me later today
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Krormwrorm @krormwrorm.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Found out renewing medicine was kind of simple. I'm $35/230 for it. I'm doing what I can. Please take a look at my art and consider throwing me a tip or buying a print. Thank you so much.
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WumpaGem @wumpagem.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Good for them. 🌹
Notification from Fortnite (mobile version) stating the following:
"Whoa! Crash Bandicoot and Spyro the Dragon just smashed"
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Gre-Gory's Haunted Library @garaujo1.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
HULK WILL SLEEP NOW, AND MAYBE WHEN HULK WAKES UP - -

-- EVERYTHING THAT HAS MADE HULK TIRED WILL BE CHANGED!
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Puff @apretendfriend.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Our pedophilic government has opened a market for "legal CSAM".
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Puff @apretendfriend.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
a few years ago i was at my lowest and getting high every day to cope for some reason i really wanted to play guitar hero, but controllers were expensive so i bought a real guitar instead lol honestly, probably the best decision i have ever made
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Puff @apretendfriend.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
things keep going wrong again
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Otto Von Langer @capcadaverman.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Can’t catch my breath #ottovonlanger
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danny! 🐯 @tigerstooth.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
again and again and again and again and again and
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Brave Burattino 🪱 @braveburattino.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Drilled holes into the hands. Legs will be next, hopefully I don’t break them heh.
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Adam 🐙 @mrkrabs173.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
deleting a big ass game probably feels good as fuck for the computer
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🩸💙 Yves 💙🩸 @thehangingrabbit.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
i wipe my ass w/ 10 dol3rz
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anti-zionist dog 🇵🇸 @puppydoggaming.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 12/07/2026
BREAKING: US Senator Lindsey Graham has died after a brief and unexpected illness, his office says in a statement.
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US Senator Lindsey Graham has died after a brief and unexpected illness, his office says
U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham died Saturday after a brief and unexpected illness, his office said in statement posted on social media.
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lady at snakerama @deadspiderhands.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
stress squeeze toy shaped like a star that says keep calm keep relax keep going
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Thom Fetus @thomfetus.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
😈🍮🙌 #lonely_puddings
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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I would kill or die for Larry
A small operation in Oregon that hunts truffles with a trained dog has added an unpaid trainee. A cat named Larry accompanies the handler and the truffle dog into the woods every outing, works a patch of ground a little apart from them, and digs with tremendous confidence in places where there is nothing.
The handler says Larry has never found a truffle and shows no sign of understanding the assignment. He does not use scent the way the dog does and he does not respond when the dog makes a find.
He simply digs his own holes nearby and then inspects them. "He thinks he's on the team," the handler said. "He is emphatically not on the team."
TRUFFLE DOG FINDS THE TRUFFLES -
'TRAINEE' CAT DIGS RANDOM HOLES AND FINDS DIRT
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lady at snakerama @deadspiderhands.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
back in pin factory mode
hand painted mask inspired pins in progress finished hand painted pastel colored dracula pin
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🎱 Kelly Pringle 🎱 @kellypringle.com · 01/07/2026
🎣
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
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Krormwrorm @krormwrorm.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Living is a nightmare. I never have what I need. I'm trying to get it myself but please take a look at my art and consider throwing a ko-fi at me if it moves you to. Thank you all for looking at my stuff. Sorry for begging.
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Marie Enger @ LBX26 Table 409 @soengery.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Oh shit
A comet cuts through the galaxy
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jae holzman @jael.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
to be honest i am rooting for the algae
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Puff @apretendfriend.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Slowly becoming the clown I was always meant to be.
Three multicolored juggling balls laying in the grass.
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Puff @apretendfriend.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
My phone is so old, all the apps are starting to tell me I need to upgrade to update or use them.
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Puff @apretendfriend.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
rip oliver tree, you were a real one
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lady at snakerama @deadspiderhands.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
the mask inspired cutout paintings i’ve finished so far. i support blue draculas.
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Mary Verhoeven SOBCOMIX @sobcomix.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Support Your Local Wild Woman
illustration of a dishevelled, sharp toothed woman, crouched naked over an elk carcass, it's ribs exposed. She's pulling a giant, gooey piece of flesh off with her teeth. the colours are blue and orange, on a creamy background.
Above her are the words "support your local wild woman".
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Puff @apretendfriend.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
just need to gaslight myself a little longer
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E M Will @elainemwill.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
That's me, a pile of neuroses in a trenchcoat #art #sketchbook
An ink drawing on a brown paper bag of a dark wispy figure animating a trenchcoat and hovering in the air. It has a quasi face with too many eyes and is also wearing a hat.
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Puff @apretendfriend.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I'm tired of 100 gig games.
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Puff @apretendfriend.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
nobody will ever be as cool as my older siblings that wouldn't let me hang out with them
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Puff @apretendfriend.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
pizza all gone 😔
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I don't know what everyone's complaining about. Just go to settings > features > worms, then change the "worms pouring out of my phone" toggle from "yes" to "maybe later"
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 31/05/2026
cookie time
chocolate chip cookies on a wire rack
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Puff @apretendfriend.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
saving the environment by polluting the water to stop data centers from using it
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Alter (Scared) @rosebudexitwounds.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Commission my friend!!! He would greatly appreciate it!
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
no more circus
A clown stands on a mountain peak staring off into the distance, his tiny hat flying off his head in the wind, his hands in his pockets. 
Narration says "my circus fell in the great clown war, and I alone escaped, perhaps to my dishonor that I did not stay and die with the others.
No more crammed in tiny cars, no more pies in my face, no more pants falling down.
Now I wander through the wild and untamed land, with no ringleader and no code but my own- I am nobody's clown."
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Puff @apretendfriend.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Is it normal to have a mental breakdown every month?
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Puff @apretendfriend.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
big world nowhere to go sad
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🪱𝔼𝕟𝕠𝕔𝕙🪱 @oddoblivion.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
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Cadaver Cassie 🔒 🎃 @doubltroublgum.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
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