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Spoooooky Lizard 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ | Wee Con!! @appleteeth.bsky.social · 13h
Scrolling through Vinted and my immediate thought is Swede???
A photo of a plushie rat dressed as a pirate/highwayman. He has no eyes, only eyelashes, pointy teeth, tricorne hat, flowy shirt, purple trousers, boots and a little plushie rapier.
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Spoooooky Lizard 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ | Wee Con!! @appleteeth.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Joining the thread to include Rhys's confirmation that he is, on all levels except physical, a flamingo
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Spoooooky Lizard 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ | Wee Con!! @appleteeth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Day 7 of Whumptober and Stede will need a little magic to get out of this predicament... archiveofourown.org/works/94138396
Floramancy 
[by] AppleTeeth

Summary: Based on the prompts from day 7 of OFMD Whumptober: Lured into a trap - Numb - Broken bones

Stede has fallen for a prank pulled by malicious pixies. How will he get himself out of this mess?Rating: Teen And Up Audiences 
Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply 
Category: M/M 
Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV) 
Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 
Characters: Stede Bonnet, Blackbeard | Edward Teach 
Additional Tags: Magical Realism, lured into a trap, Broken Bones, Stede Bonnet Does Not Feel Adequate, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Loves Stede Bonnet, Stede Bonnet Loves Blackbeard | Edward Teach 
Language: English 
Series: ← Previous Work Part 3 of OFMD Whumptober 2026 
Collections: OFMD Whumptober 2026
Stats: Published: 2026-10-07
Words: 709
Chapters: 1/1
Hits: 0
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Spoooooky Lizard 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ | Wee Con!! @appleteeth.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ron Swanson from Parks and Rec holding up an iPod and wearing headphones, except the iPod is Rhys Darby in his undies. Ron is saying: "This is an excellent rectangle"
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Spoooooky Lizard 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ | Wee Con!! @appleteeth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Aw shit here's some more Whump™ #OFMDWhumptober archiveofourown.org/works/94027221
Search Party [by] AppleTeeth

Summary: Based on the prompts from day 5 of OFMD Whumptober: Sleep deprivation - Missing person

Ed has been missing after a hike for days now, and Stede hasn't slept a wink as he searches for him.

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences 

Archive Warning: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings 

Category: M/M 

Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV) 

Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 

Characters: Stede Bonnet, Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Lucius Spriggs 

Additional Tags: Missing Persons, search party, injured, Whump, Sleep Deprivation 

Language: English 
Series: ← Previous Work Part 2 of OFMD Whumptober 2026 
Collections: OFMD Whumptober 2026

Stats: 
Published: 2026-10-05
Words: 997
Chapters: 1/1
Hits: 0
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Spoooooky Lizard 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ | Wee Con!! @appleteeth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Let's see how many I manage to post... archiveofourown.org/works/93939876
The Standoff
[By]AppleTeeth
Summary: Based on the prompts from day 4 of Ofmd Whumptober: Gagged/muzzled - Human shield - Assumed dead

Ed has tracked down where Ned has been holding Stede hostage, and now he needs to do something drastic to save him.


“Let him go,” Ed ordered, gun raised and aimed.

Ned laughed and held his prisoner a little closer. He had a manic look about him - maybe one that conveyed he knew the jig was up, but Ed knew better than to expect him to give in so easily. He was holding his hostage by the hair whilst pressing a gun to his temple, taking slow, calculated steps backwards so Ed didn't have a clear shot.

“Do you know how much your little pet shrieks and babbles when I torture him?” Ned asked, shaking Stede in annoyance as he forced him back with another yank of his hair. “I love it when they scream but even for me it was too much.”Rating: Mature 

Archive Warning: Graphic Depictions Of Violence 

Category: M/M 

Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV) 

Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 

Characters: Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede BonnetEdward "Ned" Low 

Additional Tags: Kidnapping, Stede Bonnet Whump, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Loves Stede Bonnet, Stede Bonnet Loves Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Ned Low is a prick, Happy Ending, Mention of torture 

Language: English 
Series: Part 1 of OFMD Whumptober 2026 
Stats:
Published: 2026-10-04
Words: 730
Chapters: 1/1
Hits: 0
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Spoooooky Lizard 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ | Wee Con!! @appleteeth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm going to try my best to write a bunch of these, but at least I have this one in the bag... #OFMDWhumptober
White text on a black background reads:

“Come on, just a little further…” he told himself, staring out into the darkness of the winding road. 

He turned off that road onto a dirt road, then turned off again onto what could barely be called a path. Then the trees grew denser and he had to pull over and go out on foot, only the torch from his phone to help guide him. 

Ed had said he was going for a walk, but that could mean anything. His stupid little walks for his stupid mental health (his words) had evolved over time from marching into town and hating every step to outright hikes in the forest. The man had gone so far as to drag Stede on walking holidays, climbing up and down endless coastline until Stede was the one to say fuck nature and go back to the hotel. Ed loved it so much, he just went out on a whim, letting Stede know where he was going and making sure his location was visible for Stede to find. It just so happened Stede was at work that day and didn't check his phone until the last location ping was five hours ago. 

And now search parties and rescue helicopters and police dogs had failed them and Stede could only run on adrenaline for so long. So he wanted to try one last spot. Ed had dragged him there once, telling him it was the best place on earth, and even though it was a fairly ordinary cleaning in a painfully bogstandard woodland, it meant something to Ed so it meant something to Stede.
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Spoooooky Lizard 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ | Wee Con!! @appleteeth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It is very tiny because, 1, adorable, and 2, you'll hopefully be able to complete it within the allotted time. Here's some other beady things I've made!
A photo of a chonky pigeon made of seed beads A photo of my ear wearing an earring of a goose made of seed beads. He is dangling from his beak with his little feets in the air, like he's clinging onto a piece of bread and refusing to let go.A photo of a raspberry made of seed beadsA photo of a pair of yellow duck earrings made of seed beads.
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Spoooooky Lizard 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ | Wee Con!! @appleteeth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Learn how to make an itty bitty orange out of beads! Perfect for charms, earrings, or whatever you like, you'll have your very own glass bead orange for the next extremely fun, memorable, deeply cool adventure. 🍊
A photo of an orange made of seed beads, with tiny green stem and leaf and silver jump-ring.
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Spoooooky Lizard 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ | Wee Con!! @appleteeth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
These are a few of the posters being sold to Freshers this week. Time is a flat circle.
A photo of a stall selling posters for student rooms with a selection of posters on display. Posters include Star Wars, Muhammed Ali, Friends, Doctor Who, Pulp Fiction (but with monkeys), Beatles, and women with Pink Floyd albums painted on their backs.
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Spoooooky Lizard 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ | Wee Con!! @appleteeth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Spoooooky Lizard 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ | Wee Con!! @appleteeth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is my frame! I'm stupidly proud of it, seeing as this is the first beadwork art I've made.
A photo of a beaded piece of art depicting a frame from OFMD, s2e6. Stede is shirtless and pulling the drapes across on his bed nook whilst Ed is sitting on the bed and looking towards him lovingly. Stede, Ed, the bed and windows are all made from various beads in pinks and golds.
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Spoooooky Lizard 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ | Wee Con!! @appleteeth.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oluwande is so happy for Fang being a big star on TV!!! But now he's wondering when his favourite actor Samson Kayo will be on Taskmaster... @amuseoffyre.bsky.social
Puppet Oluwande looking manic with happiness looking at puppet Fang on a TV monitor
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Spoooooky Lizard 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ | Wee Con!! @appleteeth.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Screencap from SNL UK of George Foreacres during the segment "45 Seconds with Fouracres". He's singing "What knd of Irish is your grandad"
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Spoooooky Lizard 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ | Wee Con!! @appleteeth.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
STUNNING
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Spoooooky Lizard 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ | Wee Con!! @appleteeth.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I'm absolutely not a gamer, but I did my time grinding to win this impossible game (in fact my mum got us through this level because no one else in the family could) qtp with a game that made you a gamer in your childhood
Screengrab from the stampede level on Sega Megadrive's Lion King video game. Simba is running through the canyon as wildebeest run alongside and behind him, very to hit him and ruin your run at any second.
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Spoooooky Lizard 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ | Wee Con!! @appleteeth.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Reading Pride was yesterday and I cannot imagine thinking this is the sort of support we need:
A screencap from the Reading Pride website. Under the banner "Supporters" is the logo for the UK Atomic Energy Authority
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Spoooooky Lizard 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ | Wee Con!! @appleteeth.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Screencap of Buttons from OFMD s1e10 demonstrating his "pure tone" (a very long oooooohhhhh sound)
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Spoooooky Lizard 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ | Wee Con!! @appleteeth.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Happy dickfuck day, one and all! I had way too much fun drawing pouty Ed and tiny Izzy 😂
A pen drawing on pink cardboard of a tiny Izzy on the left and Ed's profile on the right. Izzy is teeny and is waving his arms and looking grumpy as he says, "It's September 1st, boss!" On the right Ed's head takes up the entire height of the paper and he is pouting down at Izzy, his nose and eyebrows furled. They are coloured in with gold and silver markers.
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Spoooooky Lizard 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ | Wee Con!! @appleteeth.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
My frame is about 90% done and I'm never beading anything again 😂
A photo of a bead embroidery depicting a hand in the foreground and a window and the hair of someone in the background. The hand is coloured many shades of pink, whilst the window and person are in shades of gold
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Spoooooky Lizard 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ | Wee Con!! @appleteeth.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Spoooooky Lizard 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ | Wee Con!! @appleteeth.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
With alt text
(Posted on Threads)
@davidthestella (23 hrs ago)
You think pirates were slammin ass with other pirates on those long ship rides?

Quote post:
@dvidjenkins (now)
Yup
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Spoooooky Lizard 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ | Wee Con!! @appleteeth.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
A photo manip to look like a scrap-book page with photos on a pink background. There is a big grey cloud and a smaller white cloud. The text over it reads:
Summary:
Stede Bonnet is bored in his mundane life until he meets the coolest artist on the planet, Edward Teach, who is equally bored and in need of an escape. Their meeting may have been a prank, but they immediately agree to collaborate on a children's book that may or may not reflect their own lives.

Meanwhile, a little cloud is venturing out into the big bad world, hoping to change the course of its destiny.
Dotted around the text are stickers such as a butterfly, crochet hook, stack of books and yarn.A photo manip to look like a scrap-book page with photos on a pink background. There is a big grey cloud and a smaller white cloud. The text over it reads:
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences 
Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply 
Category: M/M 
Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV) 
Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 
Characters: Stede Bonnet, Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Chauncey Badminton, Nigel Badminton, Edward Bonnet | Stede Bonnet's Father, Crew of the Revenge (Our Flag Means Death) 
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Fairy Tale, Story within a Story, Oblivious Stede Bonnet, Pining Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet Loves Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Loves Stede Bonnet 
Language: English 

Dotted around the text are stickers such as a butterfly, crochet hook, stack of books and yarn.
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Spoooooky Lizard 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ | Wee Con!! @appleteeth.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
My Reverse Big Bang fic is here! Thank you @blackdelphinium.bsky.social for trusting me with your beautiful art. archiveofourown.org/works/90572636
A photo manip to look like a scrap-book page with photos on a pink background. There is a big grey cloud and a smaller white cloud. The text over it reads Float Away by DelphineRaven & Appleteeth
The photos are (l-r): cloud Ed and Stede (two crocheted toys - on the left, a white creature with arms and legs and a cloud for a head. They look happy and wearing a light blue and yellow scarf. On the right is a grey cloud of the same design, except they are dark grey in colour, have a grumpy face, and wearing a purple and lilac scarf) standing on a table with stacks of books behind them, a clear umbrella with a white handle between them and toy cakes, glasses of orange juice, a jug of orange juice, and two children's butterfly nets around them; cloud Ed and Stede standing one in front of the other, gazing up at the big world beyond the windowsill they are standing on. 
Dotted amongst the photos are stickers such as a butterfly, crochet hook, stack of books and yarn.
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Spoooooky Lizard 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ | Wee Con!! @appleteeth.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Drop a GIF you can hear
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Spoooooky Lizard 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ | Wee Con!! @appleteeth.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I just finished making this beaded pigeon. One foot is a bit skew-whiff but I'm going to say it was intentional to make it more realistic.
A photo of a pigeon made from teeny tiny beads.A photo of a pigeon made from teeny tiny beads, this time from the side.
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Spoooooky Lizard 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ | Wee Con!! @appleteeth.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
This!! He has the receipts that prove he makes hits for both critics and audiences, so why aren't people throwing money at him??
Screencap from rottentomatoes.com of People of Earth. The tomatometer says 89% and the popcornmeter says 87%Screencap from rottentomatoes.com of Our Flag Means Death. The tomatometer says 95% and the popcornmeter says 95%
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Spoooooky Lizard 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ | Wee Con!! @appleteeth.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Oh shi----
Selfie of me and Taika. He's looking like a beaming gorgeous being whilst I am smiling goofily.
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Spoooooky Lizard 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ | Wee Con!! @appleteeth.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
This popped up on my insta recommendations and I'm sad all over again 😭
A screencap of a post from Taika Waititi's instagram including the caption. The photo is of Rhys Darby and Sam Neill close together. They are both wearing fur hats, glasses and have facial hair, and they are smiling in a similar way.

The caption reads:

Taika Waititi
Doppledickheads
So much love for the two freaks.
Rhys Darby & Sam Neill 
#sundance2016

22 January 2016
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Spoooooky Lizard 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ | Wee Con!! @appleteeth.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Aquarius representing my favourite colours and then there's Gemini here to ruin the vibes 😅
SUN
Aquarius Sun
Electric Cyan
#2FA7C9
RGB 47, 167, 201
Closest Pantone match: 312 C

MOON
Gemini Moon
Pale Citron
#DDBF67
RGB 221, 191, 103
Closest Pantone match: 6002 C

RISING
Aquarius Rising
Neon Glacier
#59C6D2
RGB 89, 198, 210
Closest Pantone match: 2227 C

VENUS
Aquarius Venus
Digital Lilac
#9C8CD6
RGB 156, 140, 214
Closest Pantone match: 3543 C
pantonecolors.net/pantone-birth-chart
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Spoooooky Lizard 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ | Wee Con!! @appleteeth.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Sam Neill holds such a special place in my heart and I'm so sad he's gone. If you haven't seen him playing headteacher and beekeeper Mr Neill in Short Poppies, here's your chance.
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Spoooooky Lizard 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ | Wee Con!! @appleteeth.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I've been drawing silly things for people on Roost, and this may be my favourite.
A cartoon-y drawing of Stede in OFMD S1e5 in his posh getup. He is wearing a fancy suit, cravat, powdered wig and a flower in his hair. He is embodying the Elmo fire meme: Behind him are flames rising and he has his arms up in triumph as he laughs evily
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Spoooooky Lizard 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ | Wee Con!! @appleteeth.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Stede Bonnet
A photo of a printed t-shirt by https://www.instagram.com/jmcgg

It has an island mound with palm trees (you're classic deserted island image) with a ship on top of it which has a pirate skull and crossbones on one of the sails. In the foreground is a rubber duck with a pirate-y vest, pirate hat, eye patch, and spyglass. 

The text reads: Love Island? Yeah buddy, me too. Islands are pretty cool.
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Spoooooky Lizard 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ | Wee Con!! @appleteeth.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Thank you Rhysie for being so hot and sexy with your AI takes
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Spoooooky Lizard 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ | Wee Con!! @appleteeth.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Deleting if I get nothing so you cannot claim it flopped
random fic writer questions

1. which of your fics is your pride and joy?
2. when and where do your best ideas seem to strike? 3. is there another author who inspires you to write? 4. how long do you spend editing?
5. do you use a beta reader?
6. what's your usual writing environment?
7. what's a fic you didn't expect to be popular but really took off?
8. what wip are you most excited about?
9. do you write in order or do you jump around?
10. do you outline?
11. which fic did you do the most research for?
12. would you ever accept requests or commissions? 13. is there a writing habit you wish you had?
14. what are your top three most used additional tags? 15. what are your three most popular fics by bookmarks? 16. do you make playlists for your fics?
17. what genre is easiest for you to write?
18. what's a trope you want to write but haven't written yet?
19. which fic would make the best TV show? what kind of TV show would it be?
20. do you listen to music when you write?
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Spoooooky Lizard 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ | Wee Con!! @appleteeth.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Happy birthday! I hope you get better soon 💖
Screencap of Rhys in his house on a video call. He's wearing a jumper with flamingos on it and his hair looks soft.
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Spoooooky Lizard 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ | Wee Con!! @appleteeth.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Ha! Reminds me of this I saw:
@omgsidewalks on Twitter:

why do billionaires care if they lose all their money ?? they'll just make it back with their superhuman work ethic, right ??

12:25pm 13 Jun 296 169K Views
1,547 Reposts 13 Quotes 32.5K Likes
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Spoooooky Lizard 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ | Wee Con!! @appleteeth.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I have so far seen five Chosen, two gentlemen, 1 Fred Darts and a LaLa 😂
Photo of the Hammersmith Apollo with a big queue in front. The sign reads "Smosh Reads Reddit Stories Live"
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Spoooooky Lizard 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ | Wee Con!! @appleteeth.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Alice. Look at me. Did you make this quiz.
How do you compare?

Here's how your result compares to others:
87% Black Pete
12% Lucius
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Spoooooky Lizard 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ | Wee Con!! @appleteeth.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
OH NO THIS IS WAY TOO FUN
A mashup of the rainbow and skull emojis making a rainbow-tinted skullA mashup of the aurora borealis and rainbow emojis, making a rainbow tinted night sky A mashup of the siren and rainbow mashup, making a rainbow sirenA mashup of the goose and rainbow emojis, making a rainbow goose with a rainbow behind it
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Spoooooky Lizard 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ | Wee Con!! @appleteeth.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I love everything about these drawings, but this lil guy is my new best friend
Closeup screenshot from @hideplueshi's artwork of a lil pink jellyfish wearing a party hat.
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Spoooooky Lizard 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ | Wee Con!! @appleteeth.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
We just don't take enough opportunities to put Ed in Other Blackbeard From Pop Culture Scenes. Example:
Blackbeard from The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror sitting in the Simpsons living room on a highchair. He's sitting sideways with his knees up and his toes pointing daintily. There's no caption, but in the show he's saying "Arg! This chair be high, says I!"
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Spoooooky Lizard 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ | Wee Con!! @appleteeth.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Screenshot of Tumblr post:
vonlipwig: hey, whatever happened to franz ferdinand?

(Reply to same post)
vonlipwig: the band, i mean
not the archduke of austria
i know what happened to the archduke of austria

(50 replies, 76,569 reblogs, 60,866 likes)
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Spoooooky Lizard 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ | Wee Con!! @appleteeth.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
with alt text.
5 Access to Facilities, Spaces and Accommodation
5.1 Based on consultation with students and staff, and analysis of reported incidents and risk
assessments, the University has determined that excluding trans individuals from our single-sex spaces is not a proportionate means of achieving any legitimate aim. Rationale and evidence. base:
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No pattern of risk or harm linked to trans people has been identified in university facilities or services.
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User feedback shows strong support for inclusive access arrangements.
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The University's duty to prevent harassment (as strengthened by the Worker Protection Amendment to the Equality Act) requires us to ensure safe environments for all individuals, including trans people.
This cumulative evidence demonstrates that exclusion would be unnecessary,
disproportionate, and could itself constitute discriminatory treatment under the Equality
Act.
5.2 This determination is subject to ongoing review in light of legal developments and incident data. 5.3 Toilet and changing facilities - trans, nonbinary and intersex people may access the facilities they feel are safest and most appropriate. Additional gender-neutral or private facilities will continue to be provided wherever practicable for any user who prefers them. We want everyone to feel safe and comfortable and we expect our community to respond to individual requests with empathy and discretion. Staff and students must follow codes of conduct whilst accessing these facilities. We will consult our community to inform decisions around changes to toilets and changing spaces. Where any member of the community expresses concerns relating to privacy or trauma, the University will seek solutions that protect all parties' rights without resorting to unlawful exclusion.
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Spoooooky Lizard 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ | Wee Con!! @appleteeth.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
MORE STEDE MORE STEDE MORE STEDE
Stede from ofmd S2E3 holding up a bottle of champagne and looking giddy with delight. The caption reads 'Champers?'
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Spoooooky Lizard 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ | Wee Con!! @appleteeth.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
The "it's more likely than you think" meme except it says "Gay? In my pirates?"
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Spoooooky Lizard 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ | Wee Con!! @appleteeth.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
give him BACK
Stede Bonnet from OFMD s2, looking out to sea from the deck of The Revenge. His shirt is very grubby and he's holding a spyglass
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Spoooooky Lizard 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ | Wee Con!! @appleteeth.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
i'm sorry if this has been done before, also I stole this joke from my dear friend @flamingostalkerr.bsky.social 💖💖💖
The burger king logo generator, with a whopper burger in the foreground. The burger king logo now says 'That's right' and the tagline beside it says 'a whopper', like what Stede says in s1e1 of OFMD
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Spoooooky Lizard 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ | Wee Con!! @appleteeth.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
The only celebrity outfit I care about
Pabu-chan photoshopped onto the steps of the met gala.
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Spoooooky Lizard 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ | Wee Con!! @appleteeth.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Happy MerMay! Here is my MerStede keyring collection and definitely something that can be used as a deadly weapon
A photo of multiple keyrings attached to the same zip pull. They all depict MerStede in various designs and art styles.
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