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Apoxon

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Cats, Nature, Art | They/Them | The 'Mom' Friend

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Apoxon @apoxon.bsky.social · 17h
Finished up "There Is No Antimemetics Division" and I need a minute. Good god. (I enjoyed it, but phew, existential horror.)
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Messy Fluffy Cat Looks Tired and Groggy
ALT: Messy Fluffy Cat Looks Tired and Groggy
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Apoxon @apoxon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am So excited for thisssss
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Apoxon @apoxon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm serious. No laundry day is complete without the ride-tax.
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Apoxon @apoxon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We did, in fact, go for a hike*. (*walk)
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Apoxon @apoxon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A good day to walk the "dog."
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Apoxon @apoxon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Truly a magnificent creature.
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Apoxon @apoxon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Lord help me I'm listening to the last book to get this over with and wow what a tonal shift from the Good Lit I've been enjoying lately. I have nothing but contempt for the publisher. Unless something major happens and gives this purpose, it's borderline unreadable, self-insert garbage.
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Apoxon @apoxon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
TFW you scroll through an artist's Terms of Service and come across something Very Specific and/or bizarre, and immediately know there's some sort of horror story there.
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Apoxon @apoxon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A good long hike would fix all of my problems*. (*The problems will remain)
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Apoxon @apoxon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Somehow, this monster is up to 19.4 lbs :V SIR what are you doing are you bulking up for winter???? (We're keeping an eye on him, but good lord, man. A pound in a month. Wtf.)
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Apoxon @apoxon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Tell me what 4 animals you are!
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🌼🌿 addy 🌼🌿 @peppertomb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the wooshing noises are mandatory
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Apoxon @apoxon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Someone was dragged on a very long walk today.
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Apoxon @apoxon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I, too, am having a fantastic therapy time at the gorge.
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Apoxon @apoxon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
So far this morning I have - forgotten to put a pod in the coffee maker before making coffee - waited an embarrassing length of time for the toaster to toast my bagel (the toaster was off) Why is god testing me like this.
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Apoxon @apoxon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I almost forgot! Leto's pack and vest patches are from @motoyote.bsky.social (warning labels), @malytwotails.com (Disservice Dog), and @saberdani.bsky.social (Adventure Cat and Prehistoric Wildlife)
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Apoxon @apoxon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
What it's like inside your head
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Cat Lady Feeding Her Many Cats
ALT: Cat Lady Feeding Her Many Cats
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Apoxon @apoxon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I STG these were taken an hour apart.
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Apoxon @apoxon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
An excellent day for hiking.
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Apoxon @apoxon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Weaponized lactose intolerance.
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Apoxon @apoxon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
You okay, babe? You've barely touched your breakfast advil.
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Apoxon @apoxon.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
New Hangover-Sunday Fursona just dropped.
A black-tailed hairy dwarf porcupine
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Apoxon @apoxon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I can't be sure that the two loud party rooms directly across from us (wtf, guys, this isn't the party floor have mercy) had something to do with this, but the trail of spilled drinks leading to/from the doors mean I'm not *not sure* :')))
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Apoxon @apoxon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I did it! We're going back next year!
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Apoxon @apoxon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It has been nearly three weeks since my last vigorous hike, and I am chewing my arms off again. (Next week. Next week next week next week next week next weeeeeeeek)
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Apoxon @apoxon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I'm sensing an unintentional theme.
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Apoxon @apoxon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
But first I must create the universe. R̶e̶o̶p̶e̶n̶ ̶s̶h̶o̶p̶ No ̶S̶c̶h̶e̶d̶u̶l̶e̶ ̶c̶o̶n̶ ̶p̶r̶e̶p̶ ̶t̶i̶m̶e̶ No ̶M̶a̶k̶e̶ ̶n̶e̶w̶ ̶c̶a̶l̶e̶n̶d̶a̶r̶ No ̶Refill printer ink
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Logan V. 🌱 { 𓃥𓃥𓃦 } @animalshapes.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
PARANORMAL ACTIVITY
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Apoxon @apoxon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Sadie has spent the last 20 years dealing with my bullshit, and you can really tell by the look on her face.
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Apoxon @apoxon.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
One day, I will get video evidence of Leto chasing me so that he can jump into the laundry basket I'm carrying, so that he can "go for a ride."
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I AM BEGGING YOU ALL TO PLEASE BATHE AND WEAR DEODORANT TO A FIRST DATE UNLESS IT HAS BEEN EXPLICITLY DISCUSSED BETWEEN BOTH PARTIES THAT THIS IS SOMETHING YOU'RE BOTH INTO PLEASE DONT BE STINKY UNPROMPTED
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Apoxon @apoxon.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I uhhh Went on a spree today, I guess???
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Apoxon @apoxon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It has been a day of Large Spiders™ sneaking into the house. Thankfully, we've got a guy.
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Rory aka Mrs. Asina 🧪 ❄️🐦‍⬛ @guttersnipe.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
THE REAPER NEEDS TO STOP FUCKING MISSING
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Honestly now would be an amazing time for all of us to donate what we can to her flagship charity, The Imagination Library. imaginationlibrary.com
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Dolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AU
Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas.
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Apoxon @apoxon.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Breaking News! Ancient Lady Found Sleeping Like a Little Baby!
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Apoxon @apoxon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
"You don't stop until the bear wants to stop."
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Apoxon @apoxon.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Aww yeah We missed you too, bud.
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Apoxon @apoxon.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
NGL I'm baffled by families with toddlers and young children on this cruise. Why are you bringing them they are going to be bored and NO ONE is going to have fun??? Like The number of shrieking, sobbing, tantrum children I saw this week, being hauled around by utterly exhausted mothers I STG.
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Apoxon @apoxon.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Respectfully, What the fuck is this, Vancouver? :V
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Apoxon @apoxon.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I'm not one for cruises, but having a vacation where the food is delicious and planned, accommodations are comfortable, places to see are pre-scheduled, where I'm forced to sit and relax at least part of the time, and the whole thing only involves an hour of transit from home to port? Yes please.
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Aled Thompson @aledthompson.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Miniature birds 35 - The humble kiwi
A brown fuzzy bird with no visible wings and a thin curved beak
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Apoxon @apoxon.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Yes but have you heard of ✨ Second Dessert ✨
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Apoxon @apoxon.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Proper Outside Time today! (In the rain, because Mom didn't raise a delicate little snowpuff.)
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Apoxon @apoxon.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
One of the weirdest things about this trip has been how many people are paying to go on tours that are just... Like... Things I have easy access to at home (for a fraction of the price) Rainforest nature hike ✅ See LIVE bald eagles ✅ Lumberjack show ✅ Watch whales exhale from 100+ meters away ✅
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Logan V. 🌱 { 𓃥𓃥𓃦 } @animalshapes.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Alas the tram up the mountain was broken so we just wandered around town.
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Apoxon @apoxon.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Not me stopping at every stickered pole like a dog at a hydrant; who was here? Who was here???
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Apoxon @apoxon.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
RIP my 20+ year old dress shoes. They left a trail of destruction all the way down the hallway to our cabin last night and I am still cackling about it.
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Logan V. 🌱 { 𓃥𓃥𓃦 } @animalshapes.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Sitka
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