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Apostate of the Art

@apostateoftheart.bsky.social
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Artist, graphic designer, professional goober. I take only unserious things seriously.

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Apostate of the Art @apostateoftheart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@jumpinjillybeans.bsky.social describing enchiladas as pattern-welded billet and tamales as canister Damascus is some high level married couple shit. She just gets me.
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Apostate of the Art @apostateoftheart.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Forgive the shameless glazing, but I just got my #shiremintpost #tarot coin set, and this thing is incredible. The art, beautiful. The coins, clean. The compendium, thoughtful. And they clink, my gods. #notsponsored (but I’d shill so hard for this) Ea-Nasir wishes he had copper this good.
A handful of tarot as minted copper coins.
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Apostate of the Art @apostateoftheart.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
So it turns out the song is called “Return of the Mack,” and is not The Turnip, the Man. #misheardlyrics
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Apostate of the Art @apostateoftheart.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
80 years old, 3 in a row, 2 good, 1 bad, Please make it so. 80 years old, 3 in a row, 2 good, 1 bad, Please make it so. 80 years old, 3 in a row, 2 good, 1 bad, Please make it so.
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Apostate of the Art @apostateoftheart.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Is it really too much to ask for a product I enjoy not to be owned by, operated by, or associated with an absolute degenerate psychopath somewhere along the line?
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Apostate of the Art @apostateoftheart.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
If you’re still making videos or whatever with the AI #Jimothy song, just know that you’re a fake fan and will not see the light of heaven.
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Apostate of the Art @apostateoftheart.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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Apostate of the Art @apostateoftheart.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Rip in piss, Lindsey
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Apostate of the Art @apostateoftheart.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
If it’s owned by Kevin O’Leary, you should be allowed to break it.
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Apostate of the Art @apostateoftheart.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Stop putting Jared Leto in movies, for fucks sake.
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Apostate of the Art @apostateoftheart.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Vocal #stim of the day: The lyrics to “Down Under” by Men At Work, but delivered like a Macho Man promo.
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Apostate of the Art @apostateoftheart.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Just gonna start pronouncing “interdict” the same way as “indict” and see how many people I can persuade over to my side.
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Apostate of the Art @apostateoftheart.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I suspect that Alex Karp is actually the lunatic dark universe version of Taika Waititi. In this paper I will-
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Apostate of the Art @apostateoftheart.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Don’t get me wrong, the Incredibles is a great movie, but the way Syndrome says “…and got BUSAY!” and does that little shimmy is one of the worst things humans as a species have ever done.
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Apostate of the Art @apostateoftheart.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Back at it again with another #script alphabet. I’ve been really enjoying this one, partly cuz it’s easy to write from memory, but also because I got a nice new #calligraphy pen. I’ve just been leaving random notes around the office, waiting for someone to mention it. #typography #conlang
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Apostate of the Art @apostateoftheart.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
I’ve recreated the alchemical recipe of the ancient alchemist Ghirardelli: the thrice great chocolate (Chocolate Trismegistus) of the Brownie Hermeticum. #hermeticism #alchemy #shitpost
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Apostate of the Art @apostateoftheart.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
It’s finally upon us: the conclusion to my print series. Though, I guess it’s less the end and more the start of the next turn of the wheel. Blessings to all who celebrate #samhain and thanks if you’ve kept up with this project. #printmaking #pagan #halloween #art
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Apostate of the Art @apostateoftheart.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
I used to have so much respect for Imogen Heap. It’s really a shame that she feels the need to devalue her work by using #AI. Swear off the slop machine and maybe I’ll come back as a listener.
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Apostate of the Art @apostateoftheart.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Can’t believe I forgot to post for the #equinox. Here’s 7/8, #Mabon. Getting close to the end. #art #printmaking #pagan
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Apostate of the Art @apostateoftheart.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
I will fully admit this is heeeeeavily inspired by another #conlang I saw on here. This one is much less thought out, I’m sure. The goal was to make a #script that was intended to be machine-read but still decipherable by hand. #art #typography
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Apostate of the Art @apostateoftheart.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Been a while in the works, but I have another #script. Apropos of nothing in particular I’ve decided to call this one bonescrawl. One day I’ll get around to finishing a proper #conlang but in the mean time this is just a 1 to 1 of the English #alphabet. #art #typography
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Apostate of the Art @apostateoftheart.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
It continues. Piece 6/8 from the Wheel of the Year. Blessings and happy #Lammas or #Lughnasadh, whichever you prefer. #art #printmaking #pagan
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Apostate of the Art @apostateoftheart.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Vivo. Morior. Iterum vivo. Come stop by my livestream, starting soon. #twitch #art #stream twitch.tv/apostateofth...
twitch.tv
Twitch
Twitch is the world
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Apostate of the Art @apostateoftheart.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
I think it’s now ok just to call republicans pedophiles. Have at it.
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Apostate of the Art @apostateoftheart.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
If you unironically post on LinkedIn, I don’t trust you.
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Apostate of the Art @apostateoftheart.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
I’m brushing off the cobwebs! Come say hi for a little bit over at twitch.tv/apostateoftheart. #twitch #art
twitch.tv
Twitch
Twitch is the world
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Apostate of the Art @apostateoftheart.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
#icecream is good for you.
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Apostate of the Art @apostateoftheart.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
You can make any French #firearm sound like an expensive wine by just putting the year of release in front of the name. “Ah yes, the 1873 Chamelot-Delvigne pairs excellently with fine Prus- excuse me, German chocolates”
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Apostate of the Art @apostateoftheart.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
What brain-genius decided that #scabs, which work best when undisturbed, need to get real itchy and satisfying to pick at?
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Apostate of the Art @apostateoftheart.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
It’s harder to make cold than make hot.
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Apostate of the Art @apostateoftheart.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
I present part 4/8 of the Wheel of the Year. Have a blessed #solstice and #litha. #art #printmaking
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Apostate of the Art @apostateoftheart.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Still working on some new stuff, so in the mean time enjoy more #sketchbook diving. Women in sci-fi/fantasy #armor and an #ekranoplan for your enjoyment. #art
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Apostate of the Art @apostateoftheart.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Turkey is just vanilla ham.
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Apostate of the Art @apostateoftheart.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Soon
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Apostate of the Art @apostateoftheart.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Not to get essentialist about it, but guys who “don’t know how to act” around babies and children are actual psychopaths. You’re making goofy noises at a semi-sentient ball of biscuit dough, not conducting state business with a foreign dignitary.
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Apostate of the Art @apostateoftheart.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
For anyone interested, my side passion-project, the Vermin Collective, launched some #pride patterns. Check them out if you want. It’s not intended as a furry thing, it’s just a vibe, but I guess I can’t stop anyone from taking it that way. Do what thou wilt. www.redbubble.com/people/hexhy...
Raccoon pride paw print shirtRat pride paw print shirtOpossum pride paw print shirt
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Apostate of the Art @apostateoftheart.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
I don’t have any #tattoos myself, but I’ve had this design I’ve been sitting on for ages. Probably have to make the writing bigger for it to be practical but I just really like the #tenno script. #art #warframe
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Apostate of the Art @apostateoftheart.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
I’m always alarmed and never learn any better whenever I see a clip of @patstaresat.bsky.social, especially from way back in the TBFP days and I go “Is that where I got [insert mannerism]?” Cognito hazard from the beginning, I swear.
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Apostate of the Art @apostateoftheart.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
*in my best welsh accent* “Building a #henge, are we? That’s lovely. I like that. You never see a good henge these days” #sand #beach
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Apostate of the Art @apostateoftheart.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
I don’t have to explain myself to you. #art #fish #tie
A minnow with a necktie and glasses
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Apostate of the Art @apostateoftheart.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
I had a #dream that was basically just a nonsense @veritasium.bsky.social video about how bikes are inefficient cuz you have to spin them up like beyblades before you can ride them, and that they were inventing new pavement that’s easier to ride on, but it was just a herringbone brick pattern.
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Apostate of the Art @apostateoftheart.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
If you spell it “ #damask ” instead of “ #damasque,” you’re wrong and bad and you should feel bad.
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Apostate of the Art @apostateoftheart.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Want me to learn about something? Give me one reason to hate it. I’ll find the others on my own.
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Apostate of the Art @apostateoftheart.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Soon, perhaps?
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Apostate of the Art @apostateoftheart.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
More branding concepts, this time based on #stars a #constellations, and yes, I do know about the #batenkaitos game series. It’s a hidden gem. #art
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Apostate of the Art @apostateoftheart.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Not biased or anything but I feel like I have exceptionally nice tibia. #bones
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Apostate of the Art @apostateoftheart.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Umm… what the fuck is this? #cursed #duolingo
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Apostate of the Art @apostateoftheart.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
I got 2 gripes about the @warframe.com technocyte coda system 1. Putting all the anti-virus mods in a single 1-at-a-time reward pool is maddening 2. The codas themselves don’t impede or harass the player in any way, forgettable Feels less like besting a rival and more like assigning myself homework
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Apostate of the Art @apostateoftheart.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
On schedule this time. Here is piece 4/8 from my #monotype print series “Wheel of the Year.” Blessed #beltane to those who observe. #pagan #art #printmaking
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Apostate of the Art @apostateoftheart.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Me: *just trying to watch my nonsense on YouTube and chill out* The ads every 70 seconds: This America Weekend, choose the truck that runs on literal freedom; American freedom. With best in class eyeball-height highbeams and front impact. Drive home for only $50,000 down and a million percent APR.
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