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😈 Leela The Monster 🧛‍♀️

@apopularmonster.bsky.social
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The "ActualPopularMonster" from 🧵 Born to Battle Taco Tits the Dick-Tator. Wife of a Gremlin, Mother of Demons, Green Witch, hairdresser, hooker (of yarn 🧶) Ready to fuck shit up for the greater good. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 🚫MAGA🚫 🚫NO DM'S!🚫 She/Her/Madam 😈

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😈 Leela The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 10m
Love. This. Song.
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Francis Ford Copulate @francis-f-copulate.bsky.social · 2h
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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 2h
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😈 Leela The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 18m
Mobile don't GAF. They're like, "Hell yeah, we're open! Our employees live here, grab a raft and come get pancakes!"
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😈 Leela The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 20m
Waffle House Index is up and running, I see.
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Frosted Poptart @toastertrollop.bsky.social · 1h
Baby, you know they're taking things seriously when Waffle House closes!
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TofuNYG 🏈🏳️‍🌈🗽🇺🇦 🚫👑🖕🧊 @groguspeak.bsky.social · 39m
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😈 Leela The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 2h
I stepped into that post and now I gotta to do something with myself 🥵
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Blanche from The Golden Girls Cooling Off
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😈 Leela The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 2h
Ooo! Thanks for that one, too!
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😈 Leela The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 4h
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😈 Leela The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 4h
Apologies, friend.
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😈 Leela The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 4h
And then everyone had to fucking apologize to Big Bird because Snuffy was REAL the whole time, and they didn't believe him. Still not over it.
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😈 Leela The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 4h
This guy 😒
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You Missed The Point
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TofuNYG 🏈🏳️‍🌈🗽🇺🇦 🚫👑🖕🧊 @groguspeak.bsky.social · 4h
Construction workers defending their fellow coworkers from ICE ... Right on 👏
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😈 Leela The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 10h
The fall of Rome is back in style.
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😈 Leela The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 21h
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Monkey Puppet Side-Eye Meme
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Frosted Poptart @toastertrollop.bsky.social · 21h
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😈 Leela The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 21h
Better?
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
peggyhammer79

My adult daughter was just taken to the ER very low CO2 they were asking her questions how old she was where she lived and then they said who's the president and she said that orange face motherfucker. I was laughing so hard and a paramedic said that's the normal answer people give.
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😈 Leela The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I got it. I'm just not sure I'll make it 😔 There's a lot going on in my head, rn, and it's exhausting.
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😈 Leela The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's why I don't like having my midsection touched, and I will throw elbows if triggered. Didn't realize it before "Me, too" but I do, now.
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😈 Leela The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If it hasn't happened to you yet? It will. At some point.
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😈 Leela The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The most horrifying part of MeToo was remembering when I was homeless and couch surfing, and staying with a couple - I worked with the wife. One night I woke up to find the husband's hands under my blankets. He faked sleepwalking and I somehow went back to sleep.
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😈 Leela The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The only good part of that episode was when Kirk and Uhura kissed. Or am I in the wrong episode, here?
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😈 Leela The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yes, please. 😈
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😈 Leela The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Nobody watch the spectacle.
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The Simpsons: Just Don't Look Song
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😈 Leela The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm gonna go hide in my basement and crochet while it's on.
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😈 Leela The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
*yells from the shadows* TAKE IT OFF!
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😈 Leela The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ngl, this would be funny.
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Steve Marmel @marmel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So Alpha.
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😈 Leela The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Anything but take responsibility for their own shitty actions. It's a trait of Conservative Christians, and I grew up in a house full of it.
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😈 Leela The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Futurama: Death by Snu-Snu Scene
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😈 Leela The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Another finger on the monkey's paw curls up.
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
take this it will help you
Marked Safe From
Calling Al
"Super Intelligence"
Today
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😈 Leela The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Someone in the Trump Crime Family is making money off of the term, and that's why he's got his diapers in a bind.
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😈 Leela The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm okay with that.
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😈 Leela The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
May he never find a moments peace, EVER AGAIN.
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🫶🏻Layla🫶🏻 @laylabelle3.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“AGAIN”
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Khashoggi's Ghost @urocklive1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Lol.😆 This is probably true.
Not enough people are using the SI domain names that his kids bought.
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BREAKING: President Trump says the White House considers anyone who uses the term “Artificial Intelligence” the enemy.

Over a screen shot of Trump's stupid post about how anyone who doesn't call AI "SI" is now "the enemy."
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😈 Leela The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
As opposed to the cum hurricane that forms whenever @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app posts a thirst trap.
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😈 Leela The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Not my thing, either.
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Dramatic Exit: Ok Bye Leave
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😈 Leela The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They look like two guys whose van full of torture devices is parked nearby, and they'd "love to give you a lift." 👀
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😈 Leela The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Her analogy only works if the bride was warned MULTIPLE times that her fiance was a murderer, but refused to listen, and then belittled the people who warned her - AND, IT WAS THE THIRD TIME SHE'D MARRIED A SERIAL KILLER.
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😈 Leela The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Right!? Like, after he burries the body, you find a tween girl locked in a trunk in his "Man Cave" and it becomes a Schroedingers Cat situation 👀
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😈 Leela The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
No.
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😈 Leela The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Nah, bitch, you were warned multiple times and thought it's be "funny" to "trigger the libs" and now YOUR house is burning down and you want help? Have a glass of water, you cunt, my house been on fire for years, now, because of idiots like you.
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😈 Leela The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yup. Bad analogy. This is more like the Bride finding out she married a serial killer, and then proceeding to have three children with him before she caught him trying to bury the neighbors dead body in crawlspace.
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Jess Craven ❌👑 @jesscraven101.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Check your voter registration. Look up your polling location. Make your plan now. Use @bluevoterguide.bsky.social if you need help figuring out how to vote. They’re trying to scare us with election threats because WE HAVE THE POWER and they know it. Use it. Blow that whistle hard, y’all.
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Harry Litman @harrylitman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We forget about the stories as the media glare moves to the latest outrage. I am in DC for the week, and the National Guard is still a presence on the streets. Especially jarring in the nations capital, like an occupying force.
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