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Apocrypher @apocrypher.com · 29/09/2026
Feeling good about my bubble that apparently shields me from this type of music
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Apocrypher @apocrypher.com · 03/09/2026
Ben Colins skipped the widower part of this article
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Apocrypher @apocrypher.com · 25/08/2026
Absolutely begging for the CRT treatment
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Apocrypher @apocrypher.com · 22/08/2026
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Apocrypher @apocrypher.com · 21/08/2026
Is the auto-immune thing also a grift so that in 3 months he’s overcome it and he can sell people the “cure”
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Apocrypher @apocrypher.com · 20/08/2026
Replies in the main thread are taking this RPS/Jank/British tongue-in-cheek humor way too seriously. Personally, I love both that games like this can fill a niche people love, and so that I can hate on them because they are boring as hell
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Apocrypher @apocrypher.com · 18/08/2026
When I played it my thought process as a normie was: “huh, no booth? Is someone gonna hear?” and then 2 seconds later “I’m sure Josh did his research.”
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Apocrypher @apocrypher.com · 11/08/2026
If its a book I'm choosing to read, hell no. If its a book on "effective leadership strategies" or some bullshit I'm assigned to read for my job, yeah I'll slop it up.
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Apocrypher @apocrypher.com · 08/08/2026
Next level FGPA: emulating old digital Audio Units
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Apocrypher @apocrypher.com · 28/07/2026
John Wick “I’m thinking I’m back” meme, saying “I’m thinking it’s caipirinha time”
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Apocrypher @apocrypher.com · 24/07/2026
Sorry Chris, now that you're a pro-YouTuber you're obligated to do an office tour of your physical media and gear
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Apocrypher @apocrypher.com · 23/07/2026
You’re telling me this solar panel penguin walkway isn’t real?😂
AI slop images of penguins walking on solar panels and fish hiding beneath them
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Apocrypher @apocrypher.com · 22/07/2026
Is she going to be recommending books on anger management and employee retention?
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Apocrypher @apocrypher.com · 20/07/2026
It’s Poinpy. The next game by the guy who made Downwell. It was a Netflix mobile game that got delisted June 2025 and has been unavailable since
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Apocrypher @apocrypher.com · 19/07/2026
I wouldn’t say guys like Tucker have “views”. They’ll say anything to get clicks. It’s they sometimes the growing sentiment aligns with your views
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Apocrypher @apocrypher.com · 19/07/2026
Oh hey look, a very popular subscription service only game that’s been unplayable for a year. Sure would be nice if we could purchase a version we own
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Apocrypher @apocrypher.com · 17/07/2026
Not a whole lot of time left in the term, but would be wild if she swings a vote
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Apocrypher @apocrypher.com · 17/07/2026
No problem, 5 oul ot ToffEE coming right up
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Paul Fairie @paulisci.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
A Brief History of Nobody Reads Anymore 🧵
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Apocrypher @apocrypher.com · 07/07/2026
Those songs are SO good, and really contribute to the game’s vibe
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Apocrypher @apocrypher.com · 29/06/2026
Let’s not let it come to that
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Apocrypher @apocrypher.com · 26/06/2026
Anyone got an update on console mode? There was the post for a new version coming “this week” two weeks ago
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Apocrypher @apocrypher.com · 20/06/2026
Thanks! I also felt like I was missing something
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Apocrypher @apocrypher.com · 12/06/2026
This is confidently incorrect. When you factor in the whole process, such as growing the cow’s food, dairy uses way more water. It’s not even close. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
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Your Questions About Food and Climate Change, Answered (Published 2022)
Your diet affects climate change. Here’s what you need to know about eating meat, dairy, seafood and produce, and preventing food waste in a warming world.
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Apocrypher @apocrypher.com · 11/06/2026
Exactly. Not saying almonds are good, and do per-capita use more… but alfalfa (cattle feed) uses upwards of 20% of CA’s water.
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Apocrypher @apocrypher.com · 09/06/2026
And just in time for the Kowloon’s Gate patch 🙌
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Apocrypher @apocrypher.com · 25/05/2026
Getting sick owns the libs
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Apocrypher @apocrypher.com · 20/05/2026
ba-na-nuh-na-NA-na-nuh-na
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Apocrypher @apocrypher.com · 20/05/2026
Every time a GOP chuds loses they throw the most toddler ass temper tantrums
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Apocrypher @apocrypher.com · 15/05/2026
San Diego mayoral candidate and MAGA chud Richard Bailey's campaign logo, font, and color sure do look familiar🤔 #sandiego
Richard Bailey's campaign webpage with a logo that is a straight up ripoff of the Zohran Mamdani one
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Apocrypher @apocrypher.com · 10/05/2026
If it hits one of your faves though though, it HITS. As a huge Silverchair fan in the 90’s that car scene was a borderline out of body experience
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Apocrypher @apocrypher.com · 07/05/2026
That bourbon would make a garbage old fashioned
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Apocrypher @apocrypher.com · 03/05/2026
The Windup Girl by Paolo Bacigalupi in a pretty bleak world where renewables were never invested in, fossil fuels are all but gone, and most crops fail from disease
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Apocrypher @apocrypher.com · 02/05/2026
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Apocrypher @apocrypher.com · 30/04/2026
The pride tote bag is a good start
Info Wars / The Onion lgbt pride logo on a tote bag
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Apocrypher @apocrypher.com · 28/04/2026
Take it from me, the guy who’s specialty is being employed
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Apocrypher @apocrypher.com · 04/04/2026
Curtains for Zoosha??
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Apocrypher @apocrypher.com · 01/04/2026
This argument makes sense in the surface, but doesn’t hold up. Corporations don’t want term limits. They want incumbents that can steam roll elections. Mitch is on his seventh term
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Apocrypher @apocrypher.com · 31/03/2026
March 3x3
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Apocrypher @apocrypher.com · 28/03/2026
SD brought out some quality art
Protest sign of Donald Trump with a butt hole for a face
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Apocrypher @apocrypher.com · 28/03/2026
@marisakabas.bsky.social seen in San Diego
No kings protests sign that says “I was told there’d be a handbasket
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Apocrypher @apocrypher.com · 03/03/2026
I didn’t realize 90% of flirting is apparently…. Making someone else’s life about you?
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Apocrypher @apocrypher.com · 13/02/2026
I’ve thought this. If the economic rot has forced kids into living at home (or some place that isn’t theirs) I feel bad. But if it’s because their real-life is their online profile and IRL stuff is tangential, that sucks for everyone
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Apocrypher @apocrypher.com · 13/02/2026
Seeing a lot of threads about how GenZ doesn’t drink as much and the most common reasoning give. Is “bars are too expensive”. But when we were in our 20s we almost never went to bars due to the price. We all drank at house parties. $20 is still enough booze to kill someone
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Apocrypher @apocrypher.com · 06/02/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXCp... Might be worth mentioning the game/name was revealed over 13 years ago
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Mew-Genics Teaser!
YouTube video by Edmund McMillen
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Apocrypher @apocrypher.com · 27/01/2026
You’re replying to a 39 year old with a 26 year old girlfriend
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Apocrypher @apocrypher.com · 20/01/2026
All I hear
A fork in a garbage disposal
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Apocrypher @apocrypher.com · 12/01/2026
www.theverge.com/news/737757/... Apparently this wasn’t a big enough boot lick
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Apple made a 24k gold and glass statue for Donald Trump
Another tactic from Tim Cook to charm the president.
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Apocrypher @apocrypher.com · 10/01/2026
Not a single week goes by walking in north park when I dodge a car and they act like they wish they would have rather hit me
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Delusive Eye Stalk @krietzsche.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Here is the better angle.
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