Apocrypher @apocrypher.com · 23/07/2026You’re telling me this solar panel penguin walkway isn’t real?😂 110
Apocrypher @apocrypher.com · 15/05/2026San Diego mayoral candidate and MAGA chud Richard Bailey's campaign logo, font, and color sure do look familiar🤔 #sandiego 000
Apocrypher @apocrypher.com · 28/04/2026Take it from me, the guy who’s specialty is being employed 2283631
Apocrypher @apocrypher.com · 19/12/2025The night before, when you think naming the swords will be doable 1100
Apocrypher @apocrypher.com · 12/11/2025NYT: “We promise to have the stupidest headlines in the biz” The Guardian: “hold my cosmo—“ 010
Apocrypher @apocrypher.com · 23/10/2025I don’t think you technically *have* to, unless you were going between terminals N and S… I guess the construction might have blocked another route? 100
Apocrypher @apocrypher.com · 01/08/2025Steam has had TWO “sex with Hitler” games and this was the game they chose to go after…? 110
Apocrypher @apocrypher.com · 18/07/2025www.harpercollins.com/cdn/shop/fil... Would go well in this book 010
Apocrypher @apocrypher.com · 09/07/2025Remember not to bring those loose bullets Eric Adams showed you how to find in your kid’s bedroom behind a family picture 010