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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑

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little canadian rat goblin woman (she/they) www.aplante.com/welcome 🔹illustrator/comics/murals 🔹IG: @alexplantewpg 🔹 patreon.com/alexplante 🐰 pipandgunko.com Agent: @stephaniewinter.bsky.social #art #comic

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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 1h
ignore the actual meaning of the orb for the sake of my joke please
pope looking with baffled disdain at a green orb that says “claude is a real boy who needs blessings”
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 2h
OH??? is this why things will randomly smell super musty and weird when they don’t normally??? i have a genuinely terrible sense of smell 95% of the time but i swear sometimes a switch flips and i can smell EVERYTHING. this requires further investigation.
Association of Migraine Disorders

Osmophobia and Migraine - Association of Migraine Disorders

Feb 6, 2025 • Have you ever been extremely sensitive to smells before, during or after a migraine attack? You're not alone! While light and sound sensitivity are well-known migraine symptoms,...
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 17h
happy october
mulder saying “do you think i’m spooky”
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 01/10/2026
they were NOT big you would have laughed at me until the end of time
photo i found online of a little mini cherry tart to demonstrate scale
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 01/10/2026
i’m not entirely sure how i’m supposed to eat this
a tart with an entire whole poached? pear perched on top. glazed with some kind of syrup. toasted almonds. it looks fuckin delicious
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 01/10/2026
hell fuckin yeah it’s been AGES since scully’s glasses did The Thing™️ we are so back baby
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 30/09/2026
hi hello! your weekly page of pip and gunko is up! pipandgunko.com
pip holding her phone and looking off-panel saying “i don’t know, gunk. i DO personally feel… hold on-“
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 30/09/2026
:)
dead dove do not eat scene “i don’t know what i expected” from arrested development but the last panel has jason bateman smiling blissfully drawn on in bad scribble instead of a thousand yard stare
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 29/09/2026
this synopsis i'm dying
xfiles s5e5

The Post-Modern Prometheus

in this surreal, comical take on Frankenstein, Mulder and Scully arrive in a small rural town to investigate claims of a monster obsessed with Cher that's sedating and impregnating the local women.
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 29/09/2026
a little more subdued than the usual fare but i'll take it
adding a screenshot of greg's complaints to a folder called "the source of my power"
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 29/09/2026
i'm a Serious Artist™️ aplante.com/shop aplante.threadless.com
a blue-grey t-shirt that has a cartoon drawing of a white whale spouting "It's mobin' time!"sticker of moby dick spouting "it's mobin' time!"
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 28/09/2026
ok that’s a better pic
soup in bowl it looks yummy
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 28/09/2026
did you know this is what canada geese look like under their feathers
a sticker of an anatomically correct canada goose, nipples and all, yelling in front of a canadian flag
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 28/09/2026
soup lunch prep done. did a broccoli cheddar cannelini this week 😌
a creamy broccoli cheddar soup with cannelini beans instead of cream for extra fiber instead of fat
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 28/09/2026
she had a sister, sally, who was born in the next litter, about 6 months later. sally was a sweetheart too but definitely the dumber of the two lmao. they'd sleep in a pile by the window, and one day the mailman sheepishly asked my mom "do... do you have a two-headed cat?"
a blurry disposable camera photo of sally, a smaller fluffy black and white cat with a lot more white on her face
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 28/09/2026
thinkin about my childhood cat, marilyn. she was the most perfect angel of a cat and i still miss her. when i was 5 my grandma's cat had kittens. i would bring them all out to the living room, and she'd take them back to the nest one by one, always leaving marilyn for me. had her until i was 22!
a sweet fluffy black and white maine coone cat with beautiful green eyesa younger me holding marilyn in her last year or two before she died
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 28/09/2026
accidentally shared this in the "goals for the day" channel in my discord server instead of the "memes" channel which is directly above it. gonna be a long, arm-tiring day 😔
"one of my coworkers has a standing desk that he uses sitting down. it looks like this"

[rough stick drawing of a guy with gibbon arms extended way above his head to type at his tall tall desk]
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 28/09/2026
morning ted
willem dafoe crouched on a stool like a gargoyle
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 27/09/2026
been a while since i checked in on the weirdos. still weird, i see
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 27/09/2026
girl what the fuck are you doing over there
pencil drawing silvana did of me looking PERTURBED about her goddamn SHENANIGANS
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 26/09/2026
friend of mine spent like three years harassing me trying to get me to watch nathan for you and i never got around to it, but i’ve been holding onto this joke for YEARS, waiting for the perfect moment to annoy him most. we havent spoken since april, and WHAT LUCK in my inbox yesterday!! WHAT TIMING!
dm

friend: Hello how's everything! Say from most to least interesting 5 things max

me:

HI HELLO okay uh

[other 4 things redacted] 

- i recently watched a couple episodes of nathan for you it's so funny have you ever heard of it
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 26/09/2026
[nandor voice] fuh-king guyyyyyy
trying to fold my kid’s laundry while benjamo my grey tabby cat is IN THE FUCKING WAY
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 26/09/2026
i keep laughing at this sad gunko i drew this week
sad little bespectacled white bunny
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 25/09/2026
bad photo but i made a caprese-ish sandwich to go with my homemade soup. it has pesto and garden cherry tomats and bocconcini that i broiled on the bread for a couple min before drizzling a dab of balsamic glaze
sandwich and soup
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 25/09/2026
I have been informed it is FREE SHIPPING on INPRNT this weekend! No minimum order today (Friday Sept 25) and then a $30 minimum purchase Sat/Sun (Sept 26-27) I've added a handful of prints to the shop to sweeten the deal >:) ✨ www.inprnt.com/gallery/apla... ✨
illustration of a back alley with powerlines against a bright pink, blue, and purple sunset, overlaid with the INPRNT logo
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 25/09/2026
mornin ted
crab smokin a dart
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 24/09/2026
okay got comics uploaded and scheduled on patreon and the website for the next 6 months. alas, i must shift gears for a bit to focus on other work as we get into holiday market season. but it's a good start! still hoping i can switch to a twice-weekly schedule at some point, but one step at a time.
screenshot of scheduled patreon posts for the next 6 months
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 24/09/2026
exhausted and struggling this morning so i bought a fancy bread for morale
a BEAUTIFUL loaf of apple gouda sage sourdoughINSIDE IS SO SOFT. SO DELICIOUS.
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 24/09/2026
a good pip from today
pip, a bunny person, trying very very hard to be endearing while grinning widely
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 23/09/2026
new pip and gunko page today! pipandgunko.com #webcomic #comic
gunko scowling at their phone

pip off-panel “what kind of green?”
gunko: “JUST GREEN!”
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 22/09/2026
fab. used up a bunch of ingredients and now i have lunch for the rest of the week 🙂‍↕️
a bowl of beautiful tomato soup with some cheesy bread
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 22/09/2026
meanwhile, thawing some chicken broth i made last fall and never used lol. unfortch the NICE bakeries i wanted to go to don’t open til wednesday or thursday so i had to content myself with a safeway loaf. next week will be good bread i will not let this stop me.
frozen chicken broth in a pot
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 22/09/2026
SOUP SZN: ENGAGE
a baking sheet of garden tomatoes, a head of garlic, a red onion, and a red pepper seasoned and oiled up and ready for ROASTING
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 21/09/2026
3 Oceans Puzzle Co: 3oceanspuzzleco.ca/products/out... Prints (🇨🇦): aplante.com/product/puff... INPRNT (🌎): www.inprnt.com/gallery/apla...
puffin village illustration as a wooden puzzle with wild shapes, among them a little crab, a puffin, a seal, a fish hook, and other various maritime shapes
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 21/09/2026
excited to share this illustration i did for 3 Oceans Puzzle Co.! i don’t do a lot of client work anymore, but who am i to resist puffins and a cute little newfie fishing village? you can get this as a really cool wooden puzzle on their site, and i have prints available too! (links below) #art
a fun colourful and textured illustration of one puffin bringing a beakful of fish to three other puffins on a cliff near a brightly-coloured fishing village on the atlantic ocean. humpback whales breach in the background near an iceberg, and a lighthouse shines through the fog. distant seagulls play among the clouds
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 21/09/2026
fuckin scroteaceans
adam sharing his own joke in chat and me and ted responding literally immediately with “fucks sake adam” and “absolutely not”
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 21/09/2026
oprah hands out knowingly looking at viewer like “see”
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 21/09/2026
honestly this is the main takeaway from that last post
drawing of my comic bunny character pip giving a big scrunchy faced grin and a thumbs up saying “i’m happy to shut up in exchange for what i want”
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 21/09/2026
tbh this is how you should be reading my posts if you aren’t already #comic
turned my posts into a 4-panel comic of pip saying the same words while being a little dingdong about it

1. (bashful) thanks for bearin with me while i yell incessantly about comic promo stuff. 
i will eventually chill out but that first batch of readers is so hard to grind out.

2. (screaming) wish i could look cool while doing it but alas i am not built for mystery and effortless elegance i am built for foot stomping and going AHH

3. (matter of fact) once i have enough regular followers to make it a bit more self-sustaining i WILL cut the screaming by like 80% so if you think about it that's actually a reason for you to share it with all your friends and give me some sort of quantifiable metric.

4. (impish scrunchy faced smirk and two thumbs up) I'm happy to shut up in exchange for what i want.
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 20/09/2026
picture of danny devito as frank from always sunny
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 18/09/2026
lmao my mom
text from my mother:

Yeehaaawwwww!!!! I'm soooooo proud of you my darling gir!!!! 🥳😘❤️
Well done!!! I wanna cry!!! 😭😂 

(i have reacted “HAHA”)
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 18/09/2026
hahah go to hell piece of shit old faucet whom i HATE i have conquered you
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 18/09/2026
a new challenger enters the ring
What is the colour "pers"?

The term pers is ancient and poetic. It comes from medieval French and referred to a shade between blue and green, sometimes tinged with gray. In modern language, it is used to describe an indefinable, soft, changing, and subtle iris colour.

In other words: Pers eyes are neither blue, green, nor gray... but a little bit of all of these at once.
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 18/09/2026
oh this white balance is better
same photo just white balanced so the light isnt so yellow
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 18/09/2026
not even an hour old to a different post and yet it’s an evergreen reply
ian:  THE FACT I DID THIS TO MYSELF MAKES ME SO MAD
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 17/09/2026
u rn
close-up screencap of a drawing of ian looking apoplectic except i have added a big moustache and slightly different hair and now it is a spitting image of nick
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 17/09/2026
holy shit they’re actually doing it
News Release - Manitoba
September 17, 2026
MANITOBA WILL MOVE TO
PERMANENT DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME
After listening to the views of Manitobans on seasonal time changes, the Manitoba government has decided to remain on daylight saving time (DST) permanently, Premier Wab Kinew announced today.
"We heard from Manitobans loud and clear - no more changing the clocks in Manitoba," said Kinew. "Permanent daylight saving time is good for our health, good for business and good for parents. For families, especially those with young kids, that one-hour shift can disrupt sleep and routines for days. This change means one less adjustment families have to deal with each spring and fall. That's why this November, your clocks won't be changing."
This change means Manitobans' clocks will not revert to standard time on Nov. 1. Manitoba joins several other provinces and territories that have adopted or are moving toward a permanent time including British Columbia, Yukon, Northwest Territories, Alberta and Saskatchewan.
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 17/09/2026
al you have no idea how ridiculous this looks to me
screenshot of this thread showing that we are in fact using the same emoji all throughout
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 16/09/2026
soop
spicy beef noodle soup and a cider next to large windows showing the rain outside
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 16/09/2026
Behold! The first 8 pages of Pip & Gunko, my ongoing comic about a pair of sweet idiots who become instant best friends through the power of bickering and threats of affection. It's presented in short episodes with weekly page updates. you can follow it at pipandgunko.com! #pipandgunko #comic
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