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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026

Still thinking about the time the Institute for Social Ecology got inadvertently horny on main

"The left must be feminized--by force if necessary":

École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026

Kitchen lighting study. It took me until doing this to realize: oh fuck, I have no idea how I'm going to mount that toe kick light. Those are *drawers*. They *move*.

A tiny kitchen with wood and steel shelves mounted to a brick wall. A light strip grazes the brick wall behind the shelves, and from the bottom shelf to the counter, and from the toe kick down. A black countertop has a sink in the center. There is a two-by-three grid of drawers below.

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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026

Lighting and geometry studies for WC shelves

Three shelves hang over a toilet, with a wall of cleft slate, lit from above

Detail of the shelves: a diagonal tubular steel frame supports three wooden shelves of decreasing depth

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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026

If Uline is really so homophobic, why did they select such a fuckable mascot?

A muscly boy with a very "ride me" mustache in a Uline shirt

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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026

Trying to design a medicine cabinet and realizing I have absolutely no idea how mirrors attach to hinges. Glue???

An overview of a medicine cabinet: a frameless mirror floating on top of a wood frame with a lightstrip running around the outside.

Detail of the power supply system for the light strip: a transformer and driver tuck into one of the shelves, and are covered by a metal plate (trying for as thin as possible here) and magnets.

Plan view of the hinge system, showing the mirror opening up along a wall.

Detail of the vents which allow heat to dissipate from the electronics and let the light strip cable go into the interior

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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026

#TNG S04E20, "Qpid". Beverly wears a power sweater to morning tea. Vash caps off her 47-load weekend by sitting bisexually in the captain's chair. Riker puts together a trip to Lazy Bear.

Dr. Crusher in an oversized waffle knit Mykonos blue sweater, looking absolutely fabulous

Vash sits knees up and sideways on the bridge

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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026

Good morning from eighty-seven "automated delivery probe" signup attempts

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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 02/09/2026

I know we all have a long list of Scruff photos rejected for unclear TOS violations, but having read the photo rules in full I really have no idea why they decided to ban this one of me and my boy

I'm hugging my boy from behind, with a gloved hand over his mouth. He's grinning with his hands behind his back. We're both in leather shirts.

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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 31/08/2026

Took me far too long to get to this, but finally sewing pads into the lining of my cap. Especially without hair, it kept flopping around! 🥴

A muir cap, upside down, with needle and thread.

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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 30/08/2026

Okay I'm going to fix the dishwasher drain line first, and noclip these ridiculous plywood panels back into place. I'd ask who was responsible for this whole infuriating assembly but I unfortunately know the answer (me)

These washers are slightly too big for these screws and every time I promise I will go find the right size ones and I am yet again facing the consequences of my own laziness

Trying to fit a plywood panel in between drain lines and electrical boxes and a wood frame. There is no flat angle that satisfies these constraints: the plywood has to be bent in half a dozen ways to fit in there.

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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 29/08/2026

Decided to check in on Scruff and it's just an endless parade of 6'4, 236-pound nonsense slop machines.

This one is "Reed Sofa", and seems really into sofas.

Also 6'4, 236 lbs, not making any more sense.

"warm enough to keep you hard" ah good, I've been struggling to have sex with cold bodies

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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 28/08/2026

I wish people who are afraid of Chicago could see what this city is actually about

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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 27/08/2026

So there's this woman at the gym with a reputation for... poor etiquette. Hiding equipment, endless supersets during peak hours, and throwing weights at people. I've been watching this for ten years and finally came up to her this time. Explained that she was […] [Original post on woof.group]

A photo of a gym where a woman has set up a split squat bar and her dumbbell directly across the only point of entry to the calf room.

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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 22/08/2026

Kacey Musgraves really said "gay rights!"

Musgraves sings sitting on a giant mirror ball nutsack suspended in the air

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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 15/08/2026

Celebrating Quarket Days by going to Circuit Mom's Thirty-Sixth Rule of Intromission

Armin Shimerman as Quark on the set of Star Trek: Insurrection, but he's dressed in a spandex cutout sparkle rainbow singlet that looks VERY Market Days

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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 15/08/2026

The garden has really taken a beating this year but I'm excited to report one (1) monarch caterpillar is chowing down on this narrow-leaf milkweed

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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 13/08/2026

Posterior chain day! Superset barbell hip thrusts and RDL, then Bulgarian split squat, one-leg kickbacks, leg curl, bent over calf raise.

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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 06/08/2026

#TNG S02E20, "The Emissary". Suzie Plakson singlehandedly invents drag.

K'Ehleyr, a Klingon-human hybrid, looking extremely fierce

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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 15/07/2026

#TNG S02E04, "The Outrageous Okona". Westley "The Dread Pirate Roberts" Crusher visits the Enterprise. Picard has no patience for Zoom calls.

Captain Okona being all handsome & roguish

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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 11/07/2026

TNG S01E23, "Skin of Evil". Commander Riker's rubber goo fetish backfires. In memoriam, the crew boots up Windows XP on the holodeck.

Riker being swallowed by a pool of black goo.

Tasha Yar stands on a green hill with white clouds and blue sky.

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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 11/07/2026

TNG S01E22, "Symbiosis". A confusing Zoom call from the local e-stim club leads to a DARE PSA.

Riker imitating a dead fish while a man electrocutes him with his hand

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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 08/07/2026

Incredible work by the Chancellor of the Exchequer here, no notes

"If he wants to spend the summer arguing with a bin, I won't stop him."

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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 08/07/2026

Given how impossibly grim and idiotic things are here in the US, it's nice to know there are still some countries upholding the high standards of democratic governance to which we all aspire.

Nigel Farage live: reform UK leader "in real trouble" against Count Binface as Clacton by-election stunt flops

I don't know which of the words in this sentence are real.

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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 06/07/2026

Scraper traffic has been ramping up exponentially over the last few weeks. We're now getting ~160 requests/sec from bots that ignore robots.txt. Iocaine is generating and serving them roughly 2 MBps of nonsense.

A timeseries graph of our traffic broken down by Iocaine classification. Problematic Chinese ASNs and and explicit requests for the garbage maze make up almost all of our traffic, in red and green respectively. The attacks are periodic, consisting of a constant request rate for 23 hours, then falling back. Peak amplitude escalates from ~10 to ~30 to ~70 to ~160 req/sec.

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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 04/07/2026

TNG S01E14, "Angel One". The Enterprise visits a Patrick Nagel poster led by Princess Diana. Picard is (as usual) medically unfit to command the Enterprise. Jonathan Frakes' furry pecs irrevocably induce homosexuality in a seven year old boy in the suburbs of Portland, Oregon.

Two leaders from Angel One with incredible blowout haircuts and six inch shoulder pads

Riker in tight pants and a nipple exposing tunic

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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 28/06/2026

Bots now make up ~80% of woof.group traffic, and I'd say ~2/3rds of our signup requests. Pretty sure we'd be down right now if it weren't for @algernon's Iocaine.

Traffic broken down by Iocaine classification. The green at the bottom, "default", is what we think is normal user traffic. The big chunks of red and green up top are either from Chinese ASNs that we've blocked for aggressive scraping, or requests for poisoned URLs.

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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 20/06/2026

Tried something new for pancakes this morning and it turned out *really* good... 500 g weak flour 100 g sugar 1 tbsp baking powder Pinch salt 2 eggs 250 g milk 250 g buttermilk Splash whiskey Butter for frying Optional: blueberries Bake as usual: whisk together […] [Original post on woof.group]

Pancakes with a pat of butter and an onion omelette

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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 20/06/2026

These sliders have become a regular favorite. Bless Deb Perelman 🥰

Chicken meatball sliders in various states of assembly

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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 16/06/2026

I'm not saying I should be any taller. Just that I look good from low angles.

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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 14/05/2026

You know, no matter how bad your on-call page is, at least you didn't tip a 20 million dollar (?) Norfolk Southern locomotive into a signal tower (?) this morning.

Looks like it took out the base of the signal tower

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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 10/05/2026

Instead you have to click through all 1,217 EC2 instance types, over 25 pages, and perform a manual sorted merge equi-join with the values in your template. The web interface displays instances in an HTML table which has a maximum width that CANNOT DISPLAY THE […] [Original post on woof.group]

A tiny number of EC2 instances I'm trying to manually reconcile.

The table, showing the compatibility column but not the name

The table, showing the name but not the compatibility column.

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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 29/04/2026

I'm not saying I know exactly who this is but I know EXACTLY who this is 😅

"I built my own hair electrolysis machine"

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