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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

yeah you need the hydrogen peroxide, nothing else works. and even that doesn't work that well tbh. it helps though

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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

every once in a while I get very mad at my plants for not telling me what's wrong with them

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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

evading all accusations of intelligence, this wolf descendent clomped right up to the skunk and gave it a friendly butt sniff to be polite

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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

working on it. since it's illegal to remove her, becoming best friends is the only viable option

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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

can anyone suggest a good name for my new cat? she's a little standoffish but I'm sure I'll have her living indoors soon enough

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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/05/2025

From The Archives: You People Made Me Give Up My Peanut Farm Before I Got To Be President theonion.com/you-peo...

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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

oh thank god there's a better one

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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

doodle's mobile website layout was inspired by recipe bloggers. they did a great job, it really captures the same strong emotional response (desire to throw phone). and isn't that what art is?

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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

Americans love spectacle. I'm not Catholic and yet am here for the red outfits and absurdity

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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

a- almost? ALMOST always? i guess even skynet sees the value of a community college education

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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

Look, LLMs are a powerful tool. I don't hate AI, in fact I think it's a promising area. But product quality has to get better

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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

A human rep reached out to resolve the issue, but they can't figure out how to turn off the AI responder during our email conversation. Every time I answer her, I get back an instant deranged reply with a new hallucination in it, followed a little while later by an apologetic human.

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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

I bought a gift from a company that's using AI customer service. It hallucinated delivery dates: telling me dates in the past, then far in the future, then next week. Even worse... 🧵

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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

my cat has big trump energy. he made a problem by prising open our cat door at 5am and letting raccoons in. after scaring the raccoons off, he presented himself as the hero with a pile of raccoon destruction behind him. there would have been no raccoons inside at all if not for you, Mr Noodle

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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

when we first moved to an oak forest, I thought I would have to plant more oaks for future generations. what hubris! there were already caretakers here. the squirrels and scrub jays plant approximately 500 acorns a year, and my only job is to not destroy the saplings they grow. happy Earth Day

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h ◈ r l ◉ @harloholm.es · 21/04/2025

evergreen

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🎮 Dr. Gremlin 😈 (they/she/any) @colorless.green · 21/04/2025

so they're mycoblogging

Headline that says mushrooms may talk to one another with up to 50 words

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Andrew Whalley @arw.me · 20/04/2025

🗽 PSA for naturalised citizens: If you never got a new social security card when you became a citizen, and your existing card has "valid for work only with ins/dns authorization" you are likely still in the Social Security database as a non-citizen.

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Yasmine Evjen @yasmine.is · 18/04/2025

¿Vives en La Ciudad de México? CDMX Google is hiring! 👩‍💻🇲🇽

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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

getting ready to make five kids and a dozen local raccoons very happy

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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

if you see me today please high-five me for the ultimate mid-30s achievement: I estimated my 2024 taxes almost perfectly

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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

I am allergic to cats, but we can get outside mousers and keep them out of the house. Ok, they'll be indoors but not in my bedroom. Well, not in my bed. In the bed but only by my feet. On my head but I'll turn my face the other direction. Ok directly on my face

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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

per usgs only a 2.8?? i am shocked that I felt it if it was so small. I'm confused

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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

the most important step when purchasing something online is to leave it in your foyer or kitchen in an open box for 2-4 weeks so you can fully acclimate to each other. it's ideal if you place it somewhere that your feet go regularly so that you really get to know each other

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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

thought I was going insane because the brand new box of raisin bran I bought last night had no raisins in it. turns out in the intervening 12h between night and morning my husband had eaten the WHOLE box and snuck out to get replacement cereal

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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

Ok I was immediately outwitted when he picked 2^2^x as his function and I couldn't figure it out in my head hahaha

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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

oh I love this and as soon as I hit send on this am going to play that game!

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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

👶🏼: give me a number 👩🏻: ok, 3 👶🏼: I'm giving you 256 👩🏻: great. what are we doing with these? multiplying them? 👶🏼: you can do whatever you want with yours, it's a gift

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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

hotel designers heard our wish for more family time together. unfortunately, like mischievous genies, they took us too literally. my hotel room's toilet has no door and faces directly into the rest of the room so we can have time together while pooping

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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

I have discovered something worse than traveling with a child with jet lag: it is traveling with a child who does not have jet lag whatsoever

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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

btw there are also chrome on iOS offices in DC and Paris

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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

there is a Montreal office and the role is for people in Montreal

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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

a few years ago I snuck out of my family's hotel room for a nice quiet breakfast alone with a book. during this breakfast an 8ft tall man in a dog suit kept approaching me. this is how I found out I'd accidentally booked a character breakfast with Goofy for one

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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

must investigate. can't rule anything out anymore

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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

strictly in favor, as well as cargo capris

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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

yes and I've become a menace to my house by always having a hammer on hand

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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

Dear all American men between 2000 and 2025, I apologize for making fun of your cargo pants. I got a pair of yardwork pants with side pockets, and I love them. I find that placing pockets higher on the leg with no flap is superior, but let us not argue about doctrine. Sincerely, A cargo convert

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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

there's one drink and one set of utensils so it reads as one meal to me

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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

this fact has convinced me that this ad is for the female gaze, demographically targeted to me, with the idea I want a hot man to bring me breakfast in east Palo Alto

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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

my current theory is that it's the opposite, she is the modestly dressed guest in functional pajamas and he is bringing her room service in an open bathrobe

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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

I'm intrigued by the backstory for this ad: two people, one meal. is the man going to watch his girlfriend eat a salad? do they alternate bites on the single fork? I, personally, only go to hotels where everyone gets their own set of utensils

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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

When Capt Cook arrived in Hawaii in 1779, the Hawaiians were celebrating a festival. His ship sails happened to be shaped like a banner from their myth. This led to confusion. Can you imagine if Martians rolled up and their spaceship happened to look like the Starship Enterprise by coincidence?

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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

my dog who thinks he's a bird hunter found them on the ground and they decided to haul ass to the highest point around. I don't think they make a regular habit of going up this high

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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

expected number of turkeys on my roof: 0 actual number of turkeys on my roof: 6

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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

now that you mention it, the office WOULD be a good place to keep them...

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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

oooh good idea, they have similar tensile properties

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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

interesting, they come much smaller than I knew pvcfittingsdirect.com/pvc-pipe-siz...

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PVC Pipe Sizes Chart

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