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Adriana Porter Felt

@apf.bsky.social
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I like writing silly skeets, but that doesn't pay so I also make Google Chrome. mamá, Eng Director, volunteer at Second Harvest. 🇺🇲🇨🇷 Twitter: @__apf__

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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
evading all accusations of intelligence, this wolf descendent clomped right up to the skunk and gave it a friendly butt sniff to be polite
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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
can anyone suggest a good name for my new cat? she's a little standoffish but I'm sure I'll have her living indoors soon enough
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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
doodle's mobile website layout was inspired by recipe bloggers. they did a great job, it really captures the same strong emotional response (desire to throw phone). and isn't that what art is?
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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
a- almost? ALMOST always? i guess even skynet sees the value of a community college education
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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
my cat has big trump energy. he made a problem by prising open our cat door at 5am and letting raccoons in. after scaring the raccoons off, he presented himself as the hero with a pile of raccoon destruction behind him. there would have been no raccoons inside at all if not for you, Mr Noodle
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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
when we first moved to an oak forest, I thought I would have to plant more oaks for future generations. what hubris! there were already caretakers here. the squirrels and scrub jays plant approximately 500 acorns a year, and my only job is to not destroy the saplings they grow. happy Earth Day
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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
getting ready to make five kids and a dozen local raccoons very happy
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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
thought I was going insane because the brand new box of raisin bran I bought last night had no raisins in it. turns out in the intervening 12h between night and morning my husband had eaten the WHOLE box and snuck out to get replacement cereal
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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
I'm intrigued by the backstory for this ad: two people, one meal. is the man going to watch his girlfriend eat a salad? do they alternate bites on the single fork? I, personally, only go to hotels where everyone gets their own set of utensils
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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
expected number of turkeys on my roof: 0 actual number of turkeys on my roof: 6
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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
handy people, I need your advice. my umbrella tipped over in a windstorm and two of the long plastic pieces that support it broke. the store won't sell me just those pieces. my 3D printer is much too small. how can I substitute or manufacture a replacement?
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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
after $2500, two vet ER visits, and a lot of worry my cat just woke up and decided to eat like normal after neither eating nor drinking for four days. the vet says he had a cold. what a diva
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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
it finally happened: I needed an old connector cable
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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
link broke but here's the screenshot
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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
how do you explain to a dog what February is
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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
can someone please tell me what my dog wants, he's being very subtle and I can't figure it out
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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
every day when I get photos from my dog walker I wonder whether I could hire a person walker to take me out mid morning to see the sky
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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
the new bart gates are impenetrable as long as no one thinks to turn slightly to their left and hop over the waist high fence like three guys just did lmao
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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
excuse me
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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
i sometimes regret having security cameras. I'm simply not meant to know what horrors of the night let themselves into my yard
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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
my collection of 3am cat gifts is starting to get out of hand
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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
our utilities provider sends me an email every month praising us for our efficient use of natural gas. i love the validation but do note that we don't have a natural gas hookup at our house
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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
wow the entwives have really fallen on hard times to be out here hustling like this
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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
the final product. what a good pup. we will be covering all mirrors in the household for the next 4 weeks which is the same courtesy I expect extended to me the next time I cut my own bangs
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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
my husband didn't want to drive to the groomer so he shaved the dog himself. it's perfect
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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
I know he won't grow out of it because my photo roll also has thousands of photos of leaves I liked
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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Google Photos makes all their money from storing 20,000 photos of sticks and rocks my kid found
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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
this was at The Lodge in Sonoma in 2022 if anyone wants to go stay there and find out if he's still hanging out there
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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
this cheeky lil guy is not a stray. he lives in a nice house near the hotel. he gets lonely when his owners are out of the house and breaks into occupied hotel rooms for a snuggle
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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
one time at a hotel I woke up from a nap to find a cat staring at me. it had climbed in through the hotel window. I called the front desk like "???" and they said yup your room comes with a cat
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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
my favorite perk of working at google is the free rollercoaster ride in a double decker bus at sunrise
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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
never let small children near a mantis that's missed breakfast two days in a row, I guess
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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
yeah, you can choose the summary length. here's a shorter output:
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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
this is the most insane thing I've ever seen and I love it. birkin lady ain't got nothing on someone with a leather bag for each individual fruit
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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
my fate in life is trying to center and align things that do not want to be centered or aligned. can someone please tell the ground about flexbox
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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
why does this guy from 1528 look like he has an email job. he should be doing someone's taxes but instead has to fight for the habsburgs
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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
my favorite tradition is making an absurd number of tamales before Christmas and then feeding them to my family for weeks until, their spirits broken, they gently wonder if we could eat something else? my abuela would carry them frozen in her purse and hand them out to the bus driver & bank teller
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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
an article about her husband doesn't mention that he's a father until near the end despite it specifically being about him animating children's content for netflix
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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
an established editor, published author, and now professional ceramicist described in a headline as an "LA mom." the article about her new ceramics line spends the first five paragraphs describing her work-life balance before getting to the ceramics
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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
this should fix it
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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
proving gender stereotypes wrong one barrier at a time by being absolute shit at gift wrapping
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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
I am very proud of how my garden is coming along, after many hours of digging and mulching: yesterday vs a year ago (just started) vs three years ago (newly purchased)
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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
the red dot on the media image is on Folsom, one over from Harrison. it is definitely not on Mission, huh?
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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
lol local news that can't find the mission
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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
I learned this morning that I'm not human. couldn't pass any variant of this captcha. please give me space while I process the news
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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
advertisers are getting out of hand with their claims about things being "generational." I promise my grandkids are not going to want anything I purchased from an Instagram ad
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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
we gave it a name in the chrome integration (in English this says "discover") but I don't think there's a visible name anywhere in the Google App. across the two locations it's one of the biggest products in the world but with no known name. like the opposite of Twitter/X's ratio
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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
me neither, before him. meet Copper, the business hour dog:
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Adriana Porter Felt @apf.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
interesting research study about how men with equitable partnerships at home can struggle to fit the expectations for them in the workplace. work-life balance conversations often center motherhood and IMO the male perspective isn't discussed as much as it should be hbr.org/2018/08/whet...
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