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A.S. Jones @apeshitjones.bsky.social · 2h

Isn't every upper/middle class household using rewards cards to defray inflation?

A.S. Jones @apeshitjones.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I dunno, guys. I am with you on rolling back all the Trump shit, but we do need immigration and customs enforcement and border patrol (small letters). And should that roll up to a cabinet level dept with related functions like TSA? Maybe!

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A.S. Jones @apeshitjones.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

"Nothing wrong with it at all"

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A.S. Jones @apeshitjones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

As much as I despise this man, we don't need to take him out of context. Reddit is going wild today with this clip.

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A.S. Jones @apeshitjones.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I want a Datejust with all steel fluted bezel and silver Roman numerals on white. Gotta go used for that. White gold is for the birds.

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A.S. Jones @apeshitjones.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Why you screenshotting work emails? That ain't Kosher.

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A.S. Jones @apeshitjones.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Did Mr Sulu just bamboozle me into reading an AI summary of a Reddit thread? You getting paid for this shit, George?

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A.S. Jones @apeshitjones.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

59 under suspicious circumstances? P.S. What's the denominator? (Not trying to defend ICE run amok or evil-ass Trump. Just give me real, actionable numbers please.)

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A.S. Jones @apeshitjones.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Bruh, she kept a piece of her victim's skull as a souvenir. BRUH

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A.S. Jones @apeshitjones.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Get this man a rocking chair and a glass of warm milk, harping on Dukakis shit from almost 40 years ago.

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A.S. Jones @apeshitjones.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Thought she was talking about this guy for a second

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A.S. Jones @apeshitjones.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Technical investing 🤮 Crypto 🤮 Keep your Fibonacci retracements and shove them up your ponzi scheme.

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A.S. Jones @apeshitjones.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Went to Chili's for the first time in a decade this month. The service was fast, in in fact the came so fast that we were totally surprised. My burger was bangin. My margaritas were solid. And the bill was hella reasonable.

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A.S. Jones @apeshitjones.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

This is good. As if Fauci bamboozled the Chinese Communist party to institute lockdowns and mask mandates. 😂😂😂

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A.S. Jones @apeshitjones.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Habitual liars gonna habitually lie

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A.S. Jones @apeshitjones.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

If u not liking ur own posts, u leaving money on the table

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A.S. Jones @apeshitjones.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Yes he sucked. But I legit believe they shoulda kept hunting for a better Phoebe.

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A.S. Jones @apeshitjones.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

The most dispensable Friends cast member

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A.S. Jones @apeshitjones.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

The man's gotta been numb down there since at least 2016, otherwise we woulda heard about an affair. No way Melania been taking care of him.

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A.S. Jones @apeshitjones.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Spontaneous Asian is a thing, y'all. Stay woke.

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A.S. Jones @apeshitjones.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Could you please just do conventional try on hauls on YouTube? Bikinis, gym gear, skirts and dresses, jeans, etc.

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A.S. Jones @apeshitjones.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

She may be gone but the booty GIF is immortal

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A.S. Jones @apeshitjones.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Islam-Islam or Nation-of-Islam-Islam?

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A.S. Jones @apeshitjones.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

@bsky.app - I thought I would enjoy enabling adult content but it was not cool. No matter how many times I ask for less chicks with dicks I still get chicks with dicks in my feeds. Using key word blocks also didn't help. (Not trying to yuck anyone's yum.)

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A.S. Jones @apeshitjones.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

What in blazes is the basis for the CFTC to claim state law is preempted?

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A.S. Jones @apeshitjones.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I knew that mf was a Pequenino from the planet Lusitania. Stay woke, y'all.

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A.S. Jones @apeshitjones.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

What is she...35 maybe 40? Those titties are holding up great.

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A.S. Jones @apeshitjones.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

To answer the man's question, it was mostly teenage premarital sex. Fuckin' like rabbits before the gangrene or diarrhea or pox or malnutrition killed ya.

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A.S. Jones @apeshitjones.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I remember Carisha. One of Stefan Soell's discoveries.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/08/2026

BREAKING: Dogs Running

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A.S. Jones @apeshitjones.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Jesu Cristo love him some #1 with a lemonade

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A.S. Jones @apeshitjones.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Do puffy nipples stay puffy after death? I might be aight.

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A.S. Jones @apeshitjones.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

If Proud Boys are getting their records expunged by DOJ, you might quintuple down on being a treasonous traitor. Fucking rattlesnakes and alligators.

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A.S. Jones @apeshitjones.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Bruh once U on they list U is gettin text messages 4 life

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A.S. Jones @apeshitjones.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

This is gross and evil. Aside from ensuring continued personal loyalty of these traitors, is there a tangible upshot? Like now these treasonous bastards can get jobs they otherwise wouldn't be disqualified for? Or they get their three strikes rolled back, when sentenced for future crimes?

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A.S. Jones @apeshitjones.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I apologize but there's no respectful way to ask this... Have you ever been reverse cowboy tittyfucked?

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A.S. Jones @apeshitjones.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

How does a data center check the amount of debt anyone is holding? In the U.S. you can't just willy-nilly access people's credit reports. And banks can't sell your data without letting you opt out. P.S. Everyone should freeze their credit reports and exercise every opt-out right you're given.

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A.S. Jones @apeshitjones.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Scapegoating is one of MAGA's bread-and-butter tactics.

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A.S. Jones @apeshitjones.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Any time I feel my reading skills have gotten dull, I start with something dumb or short to reacclimate. It's not that complicated.

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