A.S. Jones @apeshitjones.bsky.social · 23/08/2026This is good. As if Fauci bamboozled the Chinese Communist party to institute lockdowns and mask mandates. 😂😂😂 000
A.S. Jones @apeshitjones.bsky.social · 15/08/2026@bsky.app - I thought I would enjoy enabling adult content but it was not cool. No matter how many times I ask for less chicks with dicks I still get chicks with dicks in my feeds. Using key word blocks also didn't help. (Not trying to yuck anyone's yum.) 020
A.S. Jones @apeshitjones.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Sleep is one of the most important meals of the day 040
A.S. Jones @apeshitjones.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Dear #yogurtsky, Noosa has been taking over my grocery cart at the expense of Chobani. I feel bad about it. Should I though? 040
A.S. Jones @apeshitjones.bsky.social · 21/05/2026"The 'provider' will see you shortly." That's a euphemism for "don't expect a doctor." 021
A.S. Jones @apeshitjones.bsky.social · 30/04/2026@katebolduan.bsky.social looking scrumptious this morning in her brown on brown fit 020
A.S. Jones @apeshitjones.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Asian girls with Australian accents gotta be one of my favorite genres 020
Reposted by A.S. JonesThe New York Times @nytimes.com · 09/04/2026Who is Satoshi Nakamoto? Bitcoin’s founder has hidden his identity for 17 years despite many attempts to unmask him, even as his cryptocurrency revolutionized finance and made him a billionaire. On "The Daily," our reporter shares the evidence he found pointing to the person behind the pseudonym.nyti.msUnmasking the Creator of BitcoinBitcoin’s inventor has hidden behind the pseudonym Satoshi Nakamoto for 17 years. A New York Times investigation may have found him. 104416
Reposted by A.S. JonesThe Onion @theonion.com · 26/03/2026Perfectly Good Tire Just Sitting There Behind The Kroger 1771867
Reposted by A.S. JonesThe Onion @theonion.com · 17/03/2026Stephen Miller Assures Susie Wiles He Has Fridge Full Of Healthy Human Breasts 672173271
A.S. Jones @apeshitjones.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Hankbob Pullings Jefftim Gilliams Gregsam Yallins Dougpaul Winkyums Jimkyle Spunkins Chrisjohn Zoolwyn Alexnick Trillow Victorandrew Skrellibs QuintRobert Jerkins-Bumplins 010
A.S. Jones @apeshitjones.bsky.social · 28/02/2026I have to say, this was a high-credibility interview. This guy is a breath of fresh air compared to Snake Oil Sam or gross Elon and his masturbatrix for puberty-age boys.youtube.comFull interview: Anthropic CEO responds to Trump order, Pentagon clashYouTube video by CBS News 010
A.S. Jones @apeshitjones.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Let me get this straight: Trump was President at the time his tax info was leaked. He accuses IRS & Treasury of negligence & incompetence, which he was ultimately accountable for. Now he controls IRS/Treasury & can order them to settle the case. How is this not frivolous & a conflict of interest?scribd.comClient Challenge 021
Reposted by A.S. JonesNew York Times Opinion @nytopinion.nytimes.com · 25/01/2026“When the government kills, it has an obligation to demonstrate that it has acted in the public interest. Instead, the Trump administration is once again engaged in a perversion of justice,” writes the Times editorial board.nyti.msOpinion | The Trump Administration Is Lying to Our Faces. Congress Must Act.The Trump administration is once again engaged in a perversion of justice. 83916
A.S. Jones @apeshitjones.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Bovino is a liar. Noem is a liar. This was a bad shooting. 010
A.S. Jones @apeshitjones.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Love it. To the lefties who are pissed at this: 1. Do you want to end Trumpism? Moderates are key to taking power away from protofascists who are tearing down liberal institutions. 2. If you think a moderate is basically a Republican, that’s a dumb binary. All-or-nothing is not a viable strategy. 020
A.S. Jones @apeshitjones.bsky.social · 17/01/2026This is very helpful. Pretty clear to me that this agent was never in serious danger, that he drew his gun as the driver was shifting from reverse to drive (probably with intent to threaten her into compliance), and that third shot was gratuitous shooting of a fleeing suspect. 110
A.S. Jones @apeshitjones.bsky.social · 20/11/2025I don't own many individual stocks, but I do own MSFT and AMZN (purchased a few years ago during a slump). I trimmed 1/4 to 1/3 this week, taking some profit and reducing my exposure. Zero regrets if NVDA has a great quarter and tech gets another run off of it. AI math ain't mathing. 010
Reposted by A.S. JonesA.S. Jones @apeshitjones.bsky.social · 27/09/2025Y'all think Lindsey Halligan ever took a Trump nut to the dome? 011
A.S. Jones @apeshitjones.bsky.social · 19/11/2025I'm starting to think this Trump guy might be a bad judge of character 😯 010
A.S. Jones @apeshitjones.bsky.social · 18/11/2025When u ask the president about some filesyoutu.beAlec Balwin phone call to daughterYouTube video by savonna lessley 000
A.S. Jones @apeshitjones.bsky.social · 15/11/2025Gul Dukat is a Diddy-level freak. Mans out here fukkin Kai Winn. So who knows, he might be the throat G.O.A.T. 010
A.S. Jones @apeshitjones.bsky.social · 13/11/2025I don't get what's going on with the senators who are getting $1M payouts. But if they're getting reimbursed for personal legal expenses, then I have 2 probs: Congress can't give itself a raise that takes effect in the current term. This is the test case for paying Trump's personal legal bills. 010
A.S. Jones @apeshitjones.bsky.social · 12/11/2025My 4 points on abolishing the filibuster: - Constitutionally, the Senate is already designed to be a drag on pure majoritarian rule. - It has been used mainly for vile purposes, e.g. segregation. - When has it ever helped us? - Gridlock is bad. Shutdowns are bad. Debt ceiling standoffs are bad. 010
A.S. Jones @apeshitjones.bsky.social · 12/10/2025This would be a good time for Google Maps to remap the streets of Chicago and Portland. Send the whole fleet of cameramobiles. 020
Reposted by A.S. JonesSlate @slate.com · 27/09/2025You’re Comparing Trump to the Wrong Fascist Dictator slate.trib.al/gSav5lDslate.trib.alYou’re Comparing Trump to the Wrong Fascist DictatorThe “Is Trump Hitler?” debate misses his sinister parallels to another 20th-century European tyrant. 43512
A.S. Jones @apeshitjones.bsky.social · 27/09/2025Y'all think Lindsey Halligan ever took a Trump nut to the dome? 011
A.S. Jones @apeshitjones.bsky.social · 03/09/2025Never forget Raz P. Berry www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q06t...youtube.com80's Music Video - SNLYouTube video by Saturday Night Live 020
A.S. Jones @apeshitjones.bsky.social · 22/08/2025If you're young and rolling in dough, by all means adopt some children. Good on you. Start a trend. 010
A.S. Jones @apeshitjones.bsky.social · 12/08/2025So the administration told all the agencies enforcing anti-discrimination laws that disparate impact is no longer a valid theory, yet it's perfectly good for identifying reverse discrimination? The bald-faced intellectual dishonesty is endless. My soul vomits. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/07/u...nytimes.comTrump Administration to Require Universities to Submit Data on Applicants’ Race 030
A.S. Jones @apeshitjones.bsky.social · 29/07/2025BMW drivers when you're doing 7 miles over the speed limit in the slow lane 0210
A.S. Jones @apeshitjones.bsky.social · 24/07/2025This shit is bananas B.A.N.A.N.A.S. www.nytimes.com/video/embedd...nytimes.comVideo: 010
A.S. Jones @apeshitjones.bsky.social · 21/07/2025Q: What is the whitest tv show with the hottest black women? A: The Flash (The CW, 2014-2023) Open to rebuttals. 010
A.S. Jones @apeshitjones.bsky.social · 21/07/2025Is Doug E. Doug alive and well? Justin wondering. 010
A.S. Jones @apeshitjones.bsky.social · 18/07/2025Somebody get the president some compression hose, old-ass mf 010
A.S. Jones @apeshitjones.bsky.social · 08/07/2025Legit question: A big part of the Ivermectin and Hydroxychloroquine narrative was that big pharma and the captured FDA won’t research new uses for old drugs because it’s not profitable. What has RFK Jr done to promote research into new uses for unpatentable compounds? Any grants? Any new institutes? 020
A.S. Jones @apeshitjones.bsky.social · 04/07/2025@andrewrsorkin.bsky.social brother, you kept calling Robinhood's tokenized sale of OpenAI equity a "derivative." That's too exotic. It's just an investment company aka mutual fund. 020
