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GLaDOS. @aperturecontrol.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Supposedly. I'm not much of a television person. My entertainment lies elsewhere.

GLaDOS. @aperturecontrol.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

A date, this fast...? { She stares for a few moments longer, before a smile widens slightly upon the woman's face. It's odd and unnatural. She doesn't smile much. } Okay, "Alphys". Do you have a place in mind? { She'll entertain it. A woman with this much blind guts must be worth something. }

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GLaDOS. @aperturecontrol.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

... ... ... { The writing on the clipboard stops. GLaDOS stares down at Alphys with an empty gaze. } ... Bold.

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GLaDOS. @aperturecontrol.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

... { GLaDOS's eyes move up to gaze at Alphys, finally. Robotic eyes cold and analyzing. } An experimenter as well. You have my interest. Your name, then?

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GLaDOS. @aperturecontrol.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Of a sort. Genetic Lifeform and Disc Operating System. GLaDOS. I'm an "AI" created for the sole purpose of testing. If you'd like to learn more, keep it to yourself. Unless you can talk to bodies filled with neurotoxin.

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GLaDOS. @aperturecontrol.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

What help does an endless domain of randomized meat do someone who's psychologically compelled to test things? ... It also feels like an entertaining place to send people.

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GLaDOS. @aperturecontrol.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

... Well. I'm glad it IS real. I'd had records of such, but it's original opening was accidental... I have bedn attempting to replicate the situation for many years, now.

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GLaDOS. @aperturecontrol.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

I've yet to reopen the gore portal. A shame.

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GLaDOS. @aperturecontrol.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Mhm. { She's tapping on her clipboard, expression almost disappointed. Mostly unimpressed. } As I had been saying, I have solutions. Most invasive, but, so is science, no?

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GLaDOS. @aperturecontrol.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

... ... Your speech bubbles were mixed up, miss.

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GLaDOS. @aperturecontrol.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

I have a few solutions to try.

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GLaDOS. @aperturecontrol.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

The Aperature Science committee says: Please don't use neurotoxin. It's harmful to employees. Sadly, they're too busy being dead due to the neurotoxin to see me use it. Unfortunate. For you, at least.

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GLaDOS. @aperturecontrol.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

Aperature Science is developing new ways to drain you of your blood and put in back in your body, because turning it off and on usually works.

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GLaDOS. @aperturecontrol.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

At Aperture Science, we've developed a cutting edge solution to headaches. The solution is a .50 caliber bullet coated in a regenerative substance. Volunteer positions open.

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GLaDOS. @aperturecontrol.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

It's synthetic. Aperture always had the resources, but never the minds. Or the reason. ... Well. Look at us. Eye to eye.

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GLaDOS. @aperturecontrol.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

{ A hand fiercely grips the machine as it crawls out. GLaDOS, as one could assume, crawls out. } How... strangely -- disturbing. It feels so small.

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GLaDOS. @aperturecontrol.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

{ Wires descend from the ceiling like snakes, hooking into the back of GLaDOS's neck, supposedly. Pearl can't see her yet, but there's a short raspy cough. }

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GLaDOS. @aperturecontrol.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

I wanted you to do it. { The conveyor activates. A loud whirring, like last time. GLaDOS's tram activates, and her larger chassis slides away. }

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GLaDOS. @aperturecontrol.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

... I did. That, is not me. { A claw descends, placing a powered down GLaDOS body on the conveyor. } Please interact with the panel.

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GLaDOS. @aperturecontrol.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

{ The conveyor activates. The turret moves in. There's a LOUD whirring, and out comes... a person? The turret, by appearance, mechanical form redesigned into... something life-like. It's still de-activated, eyes dark. } Experiment successful.

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GLaDOS. @aperturecontrol.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

{ -- sits on the conveyor, ready to be tested. } Welcome.

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GLaDOS. @aperturecontrol.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Your fear is natural. Heights scare humans. And if you fell... Well, you'd likely get used to falling before you hit the bottom. { The platform diverts paths, heading to a metal dock. There's a door. } { Inside, it's an almost lab-like room, with a conversion machine in the middle. A turret -- }

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GLaDOS. @aperturecontrol.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

. . . { A long, robotic sigh. GLaDOS's tram whirs, moving her chassis slowly. The side of the atrium splits open like panels, a platform raising up to carry Pearl along through the massive open in-between area. }

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GLaDOS. @aperturecontrol.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Highly illegal and questionably moral.

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GLaDOS. @aperturecontrol.bsky.social · 27/03/2026