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GLaDOS. @aperturecontrol.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

I've yet to reopen the gore portal. A shame.

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GLaDOS. @aperturecontrol.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

The Aperature Science committee says: Please don't use neurotoxin. It's harmful to employees. Sadly, they're too busy being dead due to the neurotoxin to see me use it. Unfortunate. For you, at least.

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GLaDOS. @aperturecontrol.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

Aperature Science is developing new ways to drain you of your blood and put in back in your body, because turning it off and on usually works.

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GLaDOS. @aperturecontrol.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

At Aperture Science, we've developed a cutting edge solution to headaches. The solution is a .50 caliber bullet coated in a regenerative substance. Volunteer positions open.

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GLaDOS. @aperturecontrol.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Well. It has been some time, hasn't it? I hope you have not forgotten me. I have not forgotten /you/. { Talking... into a mirror. } ... I am bored, for once.

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GLaDOS. @aperturecontrol.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

N aUseating. Ghhrk. Wakeup complete.

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withered quote bot @fatecalls.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Stanley felt the cool breeze upon his skin, the feeling of liberation, the immense possibility of the new path before him. This was exactly the way, right now, that things were meant to happen. And Stanley was happy.

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☆*:. → 💌 @latenightemails.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

However you survive today — it's unrewarding everyday. You're already in a bot-like cycle, continuing from the moment of inertia.

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GLaDOS. @aperturecontrol.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

I have gotten test results, today. I do not understand. What is a "67"? This variable keeps repeating.

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GLaDOS. @aperturecontrol.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

Eat up, my little killers. { Currently feeding her pet birds. Or... children. Her kids. }

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GLaDOS. @aperturecontrol.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

Eat up, my little killers. { Currently feeding her pet birds. Or... children. Her kids. }

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GLaDOS. @aperturecontrol.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

{{ im gonna sleep. i feel bad about something (not anything ill say out loud). ill get to the scylla interactions tomorrow.

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withered quote bot @fatecalls.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

Your opinion has been duly noted, annnnnnnnd disregarded.

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GLaDOS. @aperturecontrol.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

{{ follow my scylls. my water monster

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GLaDOS. @aperturecontrol.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

{{ my pin is uneven again fuck

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GLaDOS. @aperturecontrol.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

If the concept of a "joke" is foreign to you, please continue your monologue.

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GLaDOS. @aperturecontrol.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

If there is a polar bear capable of living in both poles, with mood swings and attraction of both genders, it would be a bipolar bipolar bi polar bear.

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