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Andrej

@apantich.bsky.social
1.9K followers 1.6K following 649 posts

Milwaukee raised, Chicago living. Lover of cheese, men, and all other things bad for your body. @apantich on Instagram

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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 5m
But why do I really want to get the Thanos Cum coded Taco Bell drink
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 10h
“Foster? I barely know her!”
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dana LelRey
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Lowkey love a day old donut
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
When I enter the big cats part of the zoo
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Did legs so I had to try on the souvenir I got in Mexico City
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We thought we got rid of him. But clippy rebranded as CoPilot.
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Men will always watch the big machines
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
New Halloween costume idea
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Quote of the night: “can a little lesbian get a hit of poppers up in here?”
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Too many straight people at the RuPaul show
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
For the first time in ages, I have no Halloween costume ideas
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Currently you:
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Amleth: My Heart Knows Only Revenge
ALT: Amleth: My Heart Knows Only Revenge
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I live in a chipotle desert
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I love a cohesive color palette
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I like my little uptown spot! Walkable to the major things: gym, Trader Joe’s, red line, and Taco Bell
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why did I first read this as John Waters? Also I would watch a John Waters Star Wars
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The only person missing from the new season of AHS is Will Schuster. Talk about jump scare.
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh I know this one! As someone who used to be in the industry, it’s filled with interior design showrooms for furniture that only like ten people can afford.
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Do you think they keep the gym locker room extra cold to keep the gays from cruising?
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The next two Oh Marys should be Reba and Mariska Hargitay
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Imagine sucking a dick at the Eagle and you look over to see Robyn. Do you stop and say hello or just wave?
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
These sound like parody Lana tracks
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Marked safe from Kaceys giant balls
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Protect the dress from the Kardashians
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Is this the only Hermes with a view of a Jewel?
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I’m going for the first time next week and it’s been on my list for years
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Oh Chappell will be calling her lawyers
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Chicago gays: where should I get a haircut? Looking for recs
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Andrej don’t take a nap and sleep the whole day away challenge
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
If I’m spending time by the pool, I need a good swimsuit to match the vibe
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Does anyone else use an upcoming vacation to buy an entirely new wardrobe?
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Day one of my work trip and my car breaks down. It’s like a sign I shouldn’t go to Oklahoma anymore
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Based on the uniforms at the airport, sadly not porn.
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
When did so many twinks become pilots?
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
All of this can be done in Turkey. Or via face tune
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Me. But after 2:00.
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I like ONE Dolly Parton Polka video and now my entire algorithm is giving me polka music. I don’t think that is the correct way to view this
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Mexico trip booked for September. Now to notify work (notice I said notify and not request).
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gay anxiety @gay-anxiety.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Cream City is right!
Gay Sex Capital of the Midwest: Milwaukee Fucks with retro cartoon buck from old Milwaukee Bucks logo holding a peach emoji
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
It’s my birthday today. Do what you will with that information
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Seeing a musical and didn’t realize it was immersive theater. I prefer when actors stay on a stage and pretend I’m not there
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Why do I have to take a course on preventing workplace violence? I work from home.
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I’ve been asked by so many websites recently to prove that I’m not a bot, I’m beginning to question my own humanity
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
First day back at work after a five day weekend and the motivation level is less than zero
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Cady Heron: The Limit Does Not Exist - Mean Girls
ALT: Cady Heron: The Limit Does Not Exist - Mean Girls
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Plankton's Enthusiastic 'Yes!'
ALT: Plankton's Enthusiastic 'Yes!'
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I am a reasonably good driver, but even I shouldn’t be able to drive a 26 foot u haul truck over three states
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I pulled something putting my socks on to go to the gym. So this is old old huh
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The one day I have time to sit by the pool and be lazy and get sun is the day it decides to be overcast. Further proof that Oklahoma is homophobic
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