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Andrej

@apantich.bsky.social
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Milwaukee raised, Chicago living. Lover of cheese, men, and all other things bad for your body. @apantich on Instagram

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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 17h
When I enter the big cats part of the zoo
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Did legs so I had to try on the souvenir I got in Mexico City
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We thought we got rid of him. But clippy rebranded as CoPilot.
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Quote of the night: “can a little lesbian get a hit of poppers up in here?”
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Too many straight people at the RuPaul show
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
For the first time in ages, I have no Halloween costume ideas
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I live in a chipotle desert
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why did I first read this as John Waters? Also I would watch a John Waters Star Wars
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The only person missing from the new season of AHS is Will Schuster. Talk about jump scare.
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Do you think they keep the gym locker room extra cold to keep the gays from cruising?
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The next two Oh Marys should be Reba and Mariska Hargitay
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Imagine sucking a dick at the Eagle and you look over to see Robyn. Do you stop and say hello or just wave?
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Marked safe from Kaceys giant balls
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Protect the dress from the Kardashians
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Is this the only Hermes with a view of a Jewel?
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Oh Chappell will be calling her lawyers
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Chicago gays: where should I get a haircut? Looking for recs
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Andrej don’t take a nap and sleep the whole day away challenge
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Does anyone else use an upcoming vacation to buy an entirely new wardrobe?
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Day one of my work trip and my car breaks down. It’s like a sign I shouldn’t go to Oklahoma anymore
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
When did so many twinks become pilots?
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Me. But after 2:00.
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I like ONE Dolly Parton Polka video and now my entire algorithm is giving me polka music. I don’t think that is the correct way to view this
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Mexico trip booked for September. Now to notify work (notice I said notify and not request).
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gay anxiety @gay-anxiety.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Cream City is right!
Gay Sex Capital of the Midwest: Milwaukee Fucks with retro cartoon buck from old Milwaukee Bucks logo holding a peach emoji
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
It’s my birthday today. Do what you will with that information
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Seeing a musical and didn’t realize it was immersive theater. I prefer when actors stay on a stage and pretend I’m not there
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Why do I have to take a course on preventing workplace violence? I work from home.
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I’ve been asked by so many websites recently to prove that I’m not a bot, I’m beginning to question my own humanity
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
First day back at work after a five day weekend and the motivation level is less than zero
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Cady Heron: The Limit Does Not Exist - Mean Girls
ALT: Cady Heron: The Limit Does Not Exist - Mean Girls
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I am a reasonably good driver, but even I shouldn’t be able to drive a 26 foot u haul truck over three states
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I pulled something putting my socks on to go to the gym. So this is old old huh
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The one day I have time to sit by the pool and be lazy and get sun is the day it decides to be overcast. Further proof that Oklahoma is homophobic
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
New souvenir shirt from Nashville feels right
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
This looks like a 30 Rock subplot
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Deepthroat - Cupcakke
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Why do all the gays like kumori underwear? They’re uncomfortable as hell and keep riding up my thighs
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Out at the gay bars in Nashville and it’s twink central
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I got asked to join Goose by an AI insta account. Does this mean I made it in the gay community?
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
It’s now official. Moving to Chicago mid August!
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Pet peeve: I hate the phrase “bio breaks.” Just say you have to use the bathroom
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Why does he want Jesus to be hard?
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Belgium gets my award for best dressed
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Beyoncé said oh Madonna has her weekend? Taylor has her wedding? Step aside
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Why is “proud to be an American” playing at the eagle? I hate the South.
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Spent the morning at the museum and the afternoon at the pool. Not bad for a day off.
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
How can I keep my mouth open for sucking dick no problem. But when it comes to the dentist I’m constantly gagging
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
RataTWOuille
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I was out two days last week and my backup literally did none of the work they were supposed to. Now I’ve got twice the workload this week. Happy Monday
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Andrej @apantich.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Apartment hunting is the worsttttt
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