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House of Aoike @aoike.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

LONGLEGS pissed me off. Tf you mean a movie with that much imagery and lore was ultimately about NOTHING???

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House of Aoike @aoike.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I HAD NO IDEA ANTEATERS WERE NATIVE TO THE AMERICAS AND THE JOY I FEEL AT THIS KNOWLEDGE IS UNPARALLELED

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House of Aoike @aoike.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

God keeps trying to test me, but I have cigarettes and red bull now!!

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werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

my favorite part about being an air sign is just sayin shit

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House of Aoike @aoike.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Oh no I word vomited to a coworker about my life again ahhh

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House of Aoike @aoike.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I went to ren faire, got covered in dort, walked close to 4 miles, spent $350 on a slutty little outfit i'll only wear twice a year at most, and I had the time of my life. I can't wait to not do this again until next year!!!

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House of Aoike @aoike.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

One of the public defenders at work has tattoos on his palm. They're horribly faded in a "blink and you'll miss it" kind of way, and it's impossible to tell what they are. Such poor decisions are a real inspiration. That man was allowed to get a law degree.

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House of Aoike @aoike.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

The coworker who wanted to be my friend hasn't talked to me in days now because he, *checks notes*, didn't tell me what time he wanted to play a video game together and never reached out to me to ask what time I'd be able to play.

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House of Aoike @aoike.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

You stay late to try and be nice and help out your coworkers after a 3 day weekend. You think, "the last bus comes at 5:25 pm. I can stay till 5:20." So that's what you do. Your coworkers are grateful. You don't mind the OT. Until the last bus never shows up 😭😭😭

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House of Aoike @aoike.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I heard his voice for the first time since July, and my heart broke all over again. I miss last week when I hated him.

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House of Aoike @aoike.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I went on a coffee date with my coworker's wife bc I communicated w her how to schedule stuff with me. She told me all about my coworker's disgusting male behavior like threatening divorce at the drop of a hat or not doing anything unless someone else does it for him.

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House of Aoike @aoike.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Girl, no, I am not going to hang out with you at 10 am tomorrow. I need at least 24 hours in advance to prepare to hang out with people I've known for years, let alone people I've met once. I gave you a whole 72 hours to get back to me, and you chose 12 hours before you wanted to meet up.

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House of Aoike @aoike.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

The natural enemy of the court clerk is the attorney, and what is a judge if not the highest form of attorney?

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House of Aoike @aoike.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Just got my HR investigation results back. It wasn't worth it, but I think I'd do it again, if not worse, all things considered.

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House of Aoike @aoike.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Haven't bought a pack of cigarettes since undergrad, but i am heavily debating it this morning...

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House of Aoike @aoike.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

This HR bullshit is finally over tomorrow. I think i'll get back at him by posting his personal cell number on Craigslist six months from now. "Twink looking for some fun," would go over well there, I think.

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House of Aoike @aoike.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Guess who got her 13th tattoo!! It's me! I did! Look how beautiful she is!

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House of Aoike @aoike.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

The thing i can't get over is that he said he felt physically threatened by me, which is an obvious lie. Wanna know why? Because i'm healing from back surgery and still have a 20 lbs weight limit 🙃

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House of Aoike @aoike.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Shit hasn't been this bad since grad school, and now i'm starting to think the hard things in my life are me and not the American education system??

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House of Aoike @aoike.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Lmao that mother fucker actually had the gall to report me to HR. Good for him, he's not as much of a spineless bitch as I thought. I sure did let them know *everything* he's ever done, though.

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House of Aoike @aoike.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I have an HR meeting on Friday for "inappropriate comments." It's either about bursting into hot ex-coworker's office to bitch him out a month and a half ago, or for telling my coworkers over the last week that we should strike because I've been mad about our workload.

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House of Aoike @aoike.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Let's see how spectacularly i fuck up silent hill f!!

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House of Aoike @aoike.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Im gonna lead a strike. But first, I gotta figure out how to organize a strike.

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House of Aoike @aoike.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

The allure of fire is so strong!!

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House of Aoike @aoike.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Half my hair is pink, and I played 10 hours of stardew valley this weekend. Life is once again balanced

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House of Aoike @aoike.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

This vacation is trying to kill me lol. First night: body-wide sunburn from expired sunscreen. Second night: weed toxicity cause you trusted a product was 10mg when the worker said it was, only for the real dosage to be 100mg. I'm scared of that the third night will bring 🤣

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House of Aoike @aoike.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Im back home!! Vacation is the best way to be in Nevada, unfortunately. But goodness, is it beautiful out here

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House of Aoike @aoike.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Going on a trip, going on a trip

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House of Aoike @aoike.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

THE INTERVIEW WENT VERY WELL OMG

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House of Aoike @aoike.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Interview tomorrow! Trip next week! A desire to start gaining back some of my pre-surgery strength! Actually writing again even if it is just journaling! Therapy working! Crafts! Summer can't get a bitch down anymore!!

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House of Aoike @aoike.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Fuck it, I'm going to apply for the judicial clerk position. It technically puts me back in the same "department" as him, but we would never actually work together. What's the worst I have to lose? I could even get a significant pay raise.

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House of Aoike @aoike.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

How am I just now learning that everyone in the office thought we were dating??

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House of Aoike @aoike.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Lol he thought that I wouldn't make a scene. He thought that I'd be as graceful as the last time he hurt me. He was beyond wrong. Let me show him why im on as much zoloft as I am :)

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House of Aoike @aoike.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Damn the nasal spray my father has been inadvertently abusing for nearly 30 years really does work on congestion, sheesh.

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House of Aoike @aoike.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Whoever got me sick, a curse upon your mother. In case you don't like her, then blessings to your spawning point.

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House of Aoike @aoike.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

The zoloft is doing wonders! Some dumb bitch cut me off and then had the audacity to get mad at me when I honked and flipped her off. She followed me for a couple of miles. I didn't escalate tho! I just went to where I needed to go while thinking "lol it's her funeral if she hits me. I'm crazier."

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House of Aoike @aoike.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

I now hide in the bathroom when my coworkers want to talk to me too much lol.

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House of Aoike @aoike.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

I found the cure for insanity!! All you have to do is have some far off, mystical thing in the future to look forward to. The demons can't show you the reality of your existence if the angels put on your vacation blinders. I can't be sad if I'm pretending I get to go to Greece next autumn!!!

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House of Aoike @aoike.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

The tried and true method of ignoring my mental health issues to make it through the day ❤️ But now I've finished my sister's resume, cleaned multiple rooms, and managed my finances for the month!

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House of Aoike @aoike.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Really not enjoying the mental health spiral and trying to stay as calm in the interim as possible. Gonna be happy to delete some of these skeets in a few days/weeks or so

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House of Aoike @aoike.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

My attachment issues are still present and accounted for, but my pride has been soothed by all my coworkers who are sad that my desk had to be moved to the dungeon to make way for the new people!

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House of Aoike @aoike.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Even if all i do is write a sentence tonight, I'm still gonna touch pen to paper (or fingers to keyboard). I must do it for the power of friendship!

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House of Aoike @aoike.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

My bestie posted her first AO3 fic last night and had wonderful success! Now she's getting on me to write again lol

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House of Aoike @aoike.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Does Shinji know how to laugh? Cause Asuka is hysterical

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House of Aoike @aoike.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

My goal this summer is to get my freckles back, make some slutty little tan lines, and not spiral over my body even though I'm struggling to fit in my clothes post surgery.

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House of Aoike @aoike.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

My two favorite dresses dont fit me right now due to post surgery weight gain. I'm sad about this but not crying violently about it, so I'll take that as character development.

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House of Aoike @aoike.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

JFK was accidentally shot by his secret security guard as a reaction to Oswald's shooting. They were still able to pin the blame on Oswald, and Ruby killed Oswald to make sure he couldn't say otherwise if it were to ever go to trial.

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House of Aoike @aoike.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

I have never once fallen prey to online shopping while high but tonight I came so close oh no

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House of Aoike @aoike.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

I finished my first full playthrough of Dispatch. Super fun, creative "choose your own adventure" game. Im super excited with the idea of a season 2, especially if they can incorporate all S1 endings in a way that feels somewhat natural/cohesive.

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