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Ennie

@anyuse.bsky.social
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…if you needed to know, you would.

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Ennie @anyuse.bsky.social · 1h
Soooooo much.
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DG @1dgrn.bsky.social · 1h
It’s called tumescence, maybe youve hard of it
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Ennie @anyuse.bsky.social · 6h
It is a legit case that I cite frequently. At work.
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Ennie @anyuse.bsky.social · 6h
Aren’t *we* fancy.
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Ennie @anyuse.bsky.social · 7h
Like all sophisticated lawyers, I am bringing my files to court in a shopping bag from Market Basket.
Blurry picture of old frumpy lawyer, wearing a suit, carrying a bag from Market Basket, of Demoulas v Demoulas fame.
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Ennie @anyuse.bsky.social · 9h
I love that I got to work early to print things, because my assistant is too mean to do it if I ask.
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Ennie @anyuse.bsky.social · 9h
But see Doe v. Moe, 63 Mass. App. Ct. 516 (2005) (no liability where “unilateral” decision to bounce on it lead to injury)
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Ennie @anyuse.bsky.social · 9h
This very well could be how
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Ennie @anyuse.bsky.social · 20h
I didn’t want to lose it.
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Ennie @anyuse.bsky.social · 20h
Crown, really.
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Ennie @anyuse.bsky.social · 21h
By high stakes I mean “to do with scheduling.”
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Ennie @anyuse.bsky.social · 21h
My good tarp? We’ll see.
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Ennie @anyuse.bsky.social · 21h
@eriknmichaelsen.bsky.social I promise not to wear the shoes I bought at the hardware store.
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Ennie @anyuse.bsky.social · 21h
High stakes hearing tomorrow, so I have my “no, thanks, enjoy the rest of your day” on a hair trigger. All I need to do is remember to take that tooth out of my purse, in advance.
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Ennie @anyuse.bsky.social · 21h
I judge you as awesome.
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Ennie @anyuse.bsky.social · 23h
The general release versions or the porn ones?
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Ennie @anyuse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Draft..."asset purchase agreements." Is that...transactions. Businessy thingies? Where are the judges and motions? Not to kink-shame, but...I mean. You better stay in an office alone while you do that. We don't want it to spread.
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Ennie @anyuse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I feel a bit sorry for what your colleagues missed out on.
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Ennie @anyuse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dead men have no legal existence, so they do not have lawyers. The administrators or executors or personal representatives of their estates can have lawyers; their heirs can have lawyers. Representation of a living person does not give you authority to appear on behalf of their corpse, post-mortem.
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Ennie @anyuse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
All my partners, forever:
static.klipy.com
Stop Saying Odd Shit
Alt: Woody Harrelson tells his partner, while being exhausted in an adulterous cop kind of way, “I just want you to stop saying odd shit.” As if someone was talking about skulls or murder or the history of human dissection during lunch.
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Ennie @anyuse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is… why I should keep my mouth shut during firm lunch.
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DeeplyFlawedReplyGuyFromNH @finegentlemaninnh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Captain Picard: Make it so.
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Ennie @anyuse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
…I was wondering if that was the case.
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Ennie @anyuse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I lost feeling in a three inch strip around my waist, my legs now swell if I sit too long, and those are the things I am comfortable putting on the internet.
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Ennie @anyuse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Black Forest? Is that…chocolate with cherry?
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Ennie @anyuse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is, ah. More like. How.
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Ennie @anyuse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Usually not how.
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Ennie @anyuse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When I go to a county fair I like to go through the arts and crafts exhibits real slow and loudly exclaim about how beautiful and impressive everything is in case any of the people who made things or their family or friends are in earshot.
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Ennie @anyuse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Which though?
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Ennie @anyuse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh wow!
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Ennie @anyuse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
(Minds if they are lucky)
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Ennie @anyuse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
These folks are right. You don’t have to buy admission with an evocative portrait of palatable trauma. Sometimes when I have trouble writing something, I realize I am starting in the wrong place, or on the wrong scale.
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Ennie @anyuse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
(Still does blow minds)
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Ennie @anyuse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is why I stopped using the paper cutter at work on weekends. I just don’t want to be discovered in the file room, among the salvaged redwelds.
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Ennie @anyuse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Absolutely. Pair well with sweet or savory, stand up to the richness of a broad range of cheeses, or even the complexity of game.
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Ennie @anyuse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
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Russell the Love Muscle 💪 @rpg-volley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The gunsmoke at the miners’ strike dissipated as an eerie silence settled atop what was just moments before an orgy of violence. State county reservists lay everywhere, strawberry, raspberry, apricot, grape, and blueberry leaking from broken bodies.
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Ennie @anyuse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Blackberry with a bit of extra acidity from orange peel?
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I love fall so much. I've lived in Vermont my whole life and foliage season still seems like such a completely bonkers and beautiful thing to happen every year. It never gets old. 🍂
Photo of a pile of leaves on vibrant dark green moss. I collected lots of fallen leaves of different colors from different plants and trees and arranged them in an egg-shaped gradient going from green at the top to yellow and then orange and then red to darkest reds at the bottom.
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Ennie @anyuse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I apologize.
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Ennie @anyuse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Love? Liqueur?
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cjdcat @cjdcat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Did a dragon in ink, watercolor and gouache
Ink drawing, very loose, of a dragon aloft to the right, sniffing down at a smoking city, flames still raging in the high rises dwarfed by said dragon
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Ennie @anyuse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I couldn’t remember the term “national guard” so I said “state county reserve.” Like a special kind of jam.
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Ennie @anyuse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I did not see a greased pole!
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Ennie @anyuse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Paradoxically, even hotter.
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Ennie @anyuse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don’t think you are missing out on anyone good, is what I am saying.
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Ennie @anyuse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The plurality, if not majority, of men of our generation are shredded garbage, canned in oil. If you are cursed with tolerance, you will have men in abundance, picking your pockets and breaking your furniture. If you have the type of steely core that won’t permit that shit, they wobble and opt out.
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Ennie @anyuse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think… Everyone has their thing. I end up with men who are willing to commit, but nothing else. Professions of love and forever, this world and the next, from men who won’t buy a second pair of underwear.
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Ennie @anyuse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Award winning beans.
A crock of uncooked beans with a ribbon.
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Ennie @anyuse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This goat, or sheep, was hilarious.
An animal with kind of a 1990s haircut looks like he is going to throw on a blazer and some jeans and make jokes about airline food and advertise adult juice boxes.
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