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Lawrence of Arabica ☕

@anxiousfutsie.bsky.social
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Judge Dredd, Star Trek, Halo, spicy food, maths, chess. Anxiety and Existential Angst specialist. I don't entirely trust gravity, maybe you shouldn't either. 📍UK

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Lawrence of Arabica ☕ @anxiousfutsie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
We're watching netflix "Below", I've renamed it "one-eyed jizz kraken" and I think netflix should officially take me on to give their shows better names.
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Lawrence of Arabica ☕ @anxiousfutsie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I mean, a bit? But not self sufficient in the least, and for what I imagine coming there is no way anyone could be fully prepared.. short of being a billionaire. What film was it Veronica, I like to gaze into the abyss lately
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caffeine anxiety ego death @mxdshipwreck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
People say that the future of Star Trek isn't coming true, but I disagree. It is, but unfortunately we're the backwards aliens with stupid inhumane customs the Federation meets when they visit Planet Dipshit
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Lawrence of Arabica ☕ @anxiousfutsie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
At least when you block them do you mutter a witty one-liner like you're in a (albeit slow paced) action film? Something like "engage with THIS motherfucker" or "looks like it's slaughter time down on the engagement farm...."
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Lawrence of Arabica ☕ @anxiousfutsie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"national publishing operation".. propaganda merchants?
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Lawrence of Arabica ☕ @anxiousfutsie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Geoff if 1-arm lateral vapes aren't part of your workout you're wasting your time there
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sanneru.bsky.social @sanneru.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Declaration of war against China - what is behind the explosive letter from Merz and Macron France has long wanted to take a tougher course compared to China, Germany has so far held back. But now Berlin is also counting on more confrontation. How risky is the maneuver? 1/
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(S+) China-Politik vor EU-Gipfel: Macron und Merz drängen auf härteren Kurs
Frankreich will schon länger einen härteren Kurs gegenüber China fahren, Deutschland hielt sich bisher zurück. Doch jetzt setzt auch Berlin auf mehr Konfrontation. Wie riskant ist das Manöver?
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Lawrence of Arabica ☕ @anxiousfutsie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thanks for the thread.. I was confused about the headline initially, like why would France and Germany want beef with china? But now it makes some sense 👍🏻
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Lawrence of Arabica ☕ @anxiousfutsie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Absolutely crushing it on model number against time... Good job guys!
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Lawrence of Arabica ☕ @anxiousfutsie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I put my trousers on, have a cup of tea and I think about leaving the EU
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Lawrence of Arabica ☕ @anxiousfutsie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I know exactly what you mean. Originally I had a "he's not Picard 😕" sadness, but then DS9 warms up and you think this isn't so bad. And then by the time it's Klingon war/dominion war, shaven headed badass sisko mode... I'm like .. this is equally awesome to TNG just a different kind of awesome!
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Lawrence of Arabica ☕ @anxiousfutsie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Legend
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Lawrence of Arabica ☕ @anxiousfutsie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Honestly I'm so confused about Russia, on the one hand we hear they're losing too many troops day after day in Ukraine and are struggling to stay on the offensive, but then we also hear they're just about to launch a wider war on NATO and ww3 is nearly upon us. I have no idea what is going on
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Lawrence of Arabica ☕ @anxiousfutsie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Rubber dinghy rapids bro
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Lawrence of Arabica ☕ @anxiousfutsie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Depends if he meant foreign from UK perspective or from his perspective, because for me this has Cumberbatches fingerprints all over it
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Lawrence of Arabica ☕ @anxiousfutsie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You look angry you wasted such a terrible fart when only you were around to suffer its fallout.
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Lawrence of Arabica ☕ @anxiousfutsie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Could really do with a coffee but the only cafe here is Starbucks 😕 I will not relinquish my eternal boycott of Starbucks. Be home soon anyway. I'll just make one there
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The techbros don't want you to see this trailer. Pass it on.
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Matthew Todd @matthewtodd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
‘Not acting on climate change means a certain World War in the lifetime of anybody born from now on.’ Scientists explain that climate change is a far bigger threat than governments are telling you:
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Lawrence of Arabica ☕ @anxiousfutsie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A point of order .. if the lights show green but the poppy shows red, do you go or stop? Which has priority?
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Lawrence of Arabica ☕ @anxiousfutsie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Christ I've just learned about this now. So excessive 😦
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Lawrence of Arabica ☕ @anxiousfutsie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Marathons cause cancer... I can't see any way around it.
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Lawrence of Arabica ☕ @anxiousfutsie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's pretty clear why he went into the password business, with such powers of remembering things.
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Lawrence of Arabica ☕ @anxiousfutsie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nice to have something to look forward to innit 😕
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Lawrence of Arabica ☕ @anxiousfutsie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
But it wasn't like this in his day!
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Lawrence of Arabica ☕ @anxiousfutsie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This scares me to my core
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Lawrence of Arabica ☕ @anxiousfutsie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
C1
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Lawrence of Arabica ☕ @anxiousfutsie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Equation
static.klipy.com
Princess Bride: You Keep Using That Word
ALT: Princess Bride: You Keep Using That Word
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Lawrence of Arabica ☕ @anxiousfutsie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Both of those things can be untrue at the same time
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Lawrence of Arabica ☕ @anxiousfutsie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Well glad you're ok and nothing is on fire 🙂
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Lawrence of Arabica ☕ @anxiousfutsie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
How's things this morning?
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Mallory @this-is-mallory.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
But the parasites want anal.
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Lawrence of Arabica ☕ @anxiousfutsie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
That's a beautiful cut at the end, makes the whole thing a seamless loop.
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Lawrence of Arabica ☕ @anxiousfutsie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
..smells like to me!
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Lawrence of Arabica ☕ @anxiousfutsie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
..and maybe the billionaire backers even know that... And farage is being used as a sort of battering ram to smash through our traditional political status quo, to pave the way for an even more extreme option to come through after farage/reform vacate. No I can't prove any of it, but it's what it..
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Lawrence of Arabica ☕ @anxiousfutsie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I have a little theory of my own that farage doesn't even want to be PM, as he knows his whole grievance schtick won't work when he's the one at the wheel, he'd actually have to solve problems and would be found out... I reckon he's just milking it for the right wing £££ while he can...
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Lawrence of Arabica ☕ @anxiousfutsie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"pull my finger.."
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Lawrence of Arabica ☕ @anxiousfutsie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
We're gonna need a bigger aircon
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Lawrence of Arabica ☕ @anxiousfutsie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
#SquadGoals
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Lawrence of Arabica ☕ @anxiousfutsie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Reminds me of...
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Lawrence of Arabica ☕ @anxiousfutsie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Shaun of the Dead: Go To Winchester, Grab A Pint
ALT: Shaun of the Dead: Go To Winchester, Grab A Pint
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Lawrence of Arabica ☕ @anxiousfutsie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
TBF to him it was pretty moribund
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Lawrence of Arabica ☕ @anxiousfutsie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Look at all that wasted windscreen space though.. what is more important, seeing boring roads or remembering the fallen? Borderline disrespectful if you ask me.
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Lawrence of Arabica ☕ @anxiousfutsie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This land.. is without honour!
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Lawrence of Arabica ☕ @anxiousfutsie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
You're welcome.. I sympathise it sounds like your worries for Germany are similar to my worries for UK
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Lawrence of Arabica ☕ @anxiousfutsie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
All the best to you and your parents
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Lawrence of Arabica ☕ @anxiousfutsie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
For fighting his actual enemy, gravity.
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Lawrence of Arabica ☕ @anxiousfutsie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Sisko could probably do that in an old bajoran sail-powered ship
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Lawrence of Arabica ☕ @anxiousfutsie.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
And half the audience too by the sounds of it. A real crowd pleaser, that jenrick
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Lawrence of Arabica ☕ @anxiousfutsie.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Id be 2 years old. I think id hate it. I've got used to autonomy.
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