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@anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social
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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Anxious, always anxious, NSFW 🤷‍♂️ I am NOT a spam account…screw whomever thinks that Come on I am a real Person 🧍‍♂️ NSFW Ask before you repost my pics!

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anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social @anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Sun hitting just right. Thought I’d share.
Sun on a naked furry man.
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anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social @anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hi 👋 #tummy Tuesday
A crazy old guy in a jock strap.  He’s a star ⭐️
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anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social @anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So I see a lot of guys butts on here, and I have to comment that after doing a double prep for my 3rd colonoscopy in 18 months this doesn't do much for me, 😆🤷‍♂️ which kinda makes me sad. Guys take care of your colon, get HPV vaccinated etc. Maybe I will delete this later don't know.
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anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social @anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Well tomorrow is yet another colonoscopy. Spent the last 3 days fasting and prepping. I don’t ever want to drink Gatorade again in my life. Feel sick to my stomach to be honest. But I am HunGRy!
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anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social @anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Anxiety has had a death grip on me this week. This is the best I can do for #fcf
Just old underwear and t-shirt with some anatomy showing.
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anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social @anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
There is a Teddy Bear in the creek….. teddy bear day?
Teddy Bear in the creek.
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Johnathan Perkins @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Ok so, the D major chord Dolly’s playing in is notoriously difficult. And this young lady makes it look easy—in full acrylic nails. This is 1979. #Dolly #DollyParton 🖤✨🙏🏽
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anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social @anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I can't stop crying.
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anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social @anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I am still alive! Happy #fcf
Artsy fartsy pic from 2010
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anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social @anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I do not like to eat corn. I said it and I am not taking it back.
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anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social @anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
If you see this, post an Archer
Jonathan Archer Star Trek Enterprise
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anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social @anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Screw Skywatch.blue calling me a spam account!
skywatch.blue
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anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social @anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Happy hairy #fcf
Just another hairy cock celebrating #fcf
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anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social @anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
It’s been 4 years 🎉 Happy to be alive and healthy!
Just a hairy chest that was cut open 4 years ago!
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anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social @anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Is this how everyone else drives to Costco? #fcf
Just another hairy dick in plaid shorts.
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anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social @anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Hunky Fed Ex guy was just at the door…..I opened the door and said one second…Why didn’t I just answer the door like this? Honestly he grinned and laughed after I signed for the package. Not making this up.
Just a forgetful stupid man in yesterday’s undies.
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anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social @anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Daisies
Daisies
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anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social @anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Fur #mcm
Fur on a #mcm (also like my hand in this pic).
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anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social @anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
#hairysacksaturday someone come and lick them for me?
Hairy balls, tie die shirt, hairy legs and a bit of bush
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anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social @anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Resting hairy #fcf
It just wants attention resting in the bush.
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anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social @anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
All those insecurities That have held me down for so long
I can’t say I’ve found a cure for these But at least I know them So they’re not so strong
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anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social @anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
It’s a blurry #mcm
Woke up with a blurry hard one on this #mcm
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anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social @anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Found my gay pink triangle necklace. Happy Pride!
Pink triangle  Gay pride necklace resting on a hairy chest.
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anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social @anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Thought I’d better get my #fcf post in before it’s too late. Do I need to trim?
Just another man sharing his cock pic.
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anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social @anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Someone was admiring my irises and took a pic of me just now.
A shirtless man and his irises.
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anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social @anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Peonie
It’s blooming.
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anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social @anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Happy #fcf to be all you horny guys. Wish some of you would come and cuddle with me 🫤
Dick surrounded by bush, pulling on the balls as as I was starting to cum for #fcf
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anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social @anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Not sure if it’s a good morning but happy hairy fursday 🫤 #fursday #hairy
Drinking coffee with shirt off and there are my nipples and white beard
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anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social @anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
So happy my peach iris bloomed.
Peach colored iris.
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anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social @anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
It was 2:00 am it needed to sleep. I swear I am cut. #fcf
Dick was retiring for the night.
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anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social @anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Haven’t posted #hairysacksaturday in a while. #hairy #softcocksaturday
A hairy cock & balls in the sunshine.
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Behold… the OTTER TREE!
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A Life of Michael @alifeofmichael.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Thinking about cock makes me feel better. ❤️‍🩹
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."
I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

By A Horse

Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food.

I am thinking I would like to try cake.

Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape.

Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy.

Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much.

I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You  know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on."

Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …
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anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social @anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Rather large ripe banana on this #fcf
A large ripe banana.
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anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social @anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Just waiting for coffee #fcf
Just a cock waiting for coffee #fcf
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anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social @anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Bloodroot
Bloodroot flowering this spring
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anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social @anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Here is the other version.
Same facial expression. Still lost.
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anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social @anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Thursday #fursday you can’t tell I trimmed the hairs on my head.
Just a ho hum kinda guy on a ho hum Fursday.
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anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social @anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Enough with the sirens!
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anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social @anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Happy #fcf morning wood 🪵
Woke up hard on this #fcf 😛
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anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social @anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Just want to say Thank You for the Birthday Wishes and likes yesterday. I ate too much cake.
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anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social @anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Its a Happy Birthday. I’m getting old and need help getting my pants off 😛
Hairy shirtless old man on his birthday.
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🏳️‍🌈 Flo 🏳️‍⚧️ @bigcitybabygirl.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Just in case you're on the MPLS/St Paul feed and you're not actually here for the awoooo, I give you this offer of vicariously living through me.
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
For once, I actually agree with Steve's advice. Being silly is good for the soul.
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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Elizabeth Banks
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anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social @anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Happy Spring! #fcf #hairy
Just another old hairy man showing his bits off on the first day of spring.
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
OK I admit it, Steve has groove.
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anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social @anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Sweaty body hair after snow blowing 2-3 ft of snow.
Body-belly hair gets all curly from sweating after shoveling / snow blowing. 😛
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anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social @anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Can you tell I don’t like the blizzard ?
Not happy with the blizzard and cold weather.
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