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Manic-Depressive Android [spooky]

@anveritas.bsky.social
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A hale and hearty welcome, friend. - - - [it’s just] that an already dicey US of A caught a closed head injury at the dawn of the century - - - Oh, but we are so very silly.

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Manic-Depressive Android [spooky] @anveritas.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026... 🤡 www.axios.com/2026/09/08/h... 🤡🤡🤡 And that last shutdown, boy oh boy, getting some lip service from the GOP in return for them not getting utterly hammered in the polls, my God Sir, a masterstroke worthy of Napoleon 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
Hakeem Jeffries in an Insta pic, either badly photoshopped or barely dodging a reality warp as the parts of a bench he is standing in front are distended unnaturally
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Manic-Depressive Android [spooky] @anveritas.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
To me she looks like a badly CGI’d mask, for her appearance in the movie Mice, or perhaps as the troll doll opposite Zac Oyama
Zac Oyama in a troll doll costume that includes a face mask which looks eerily similar to Elizabeth Holmes.
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Manic-Depressive Android [spooky] @anveritas.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
[in a sing-song voice] Some days I’d like
to tell the world
to fuck right off
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Manic-Depressive Android [spooky] @anveritas.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Finally, the episode that turns you Italian-American instantly. “When my time comes, tell me…will I stand unshakened?”
The Soprano’s Paulie Walnuts, looking forlorn at the prospect he may not, in fact, stand unshakened amidst the crash of worlds.
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Manic-Depressive Android [spooky] @anveritas.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Listen to @bloodwork.show
A kind of cursed party technical, DShKA in the front, PKM in the back, both mounted on a frame extending up and back from a motorcycle turned trike.
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Manic-Depressive Android [spooky] @anveritas.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Listen to @bloodwork.show and @killjamesbond.bsky.social
A helicopter with a line dangling from it, ending in ten large circular sawblades, mounted one above the other. Ostensibly used to trim trees in inaccessible locations, it can surely also slice through warehouses, cars and British agents.
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Manic-Depressive Android [spooky] @anveritas.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Post your favorite muppet. Wrong answers only.
“Why’d they make that muppet out of leather?” - “That’s not a leather muppet, that’s Troy McClure!”
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Manic-Depressive Android [spooky] @anveritas.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Yeesh. Cope any harder and you’ll convince yourself Kamala losing was a moral victory and that’s what matters. Maybe your next candidate could take more money and be even more explicitly endorsed by AIPAC - hard to see how, but hey, if you’re this concerned with progressives, you’ll find a way.
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Manic-Depressive Android [spooky] @anveritas.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Me neither. Would love to try these, though:
Bunches of strikingly blue bananas, caption reads “The Hawaiian Blue Java banana tastes like vanilla ice cream.”
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Manic-Depressive Android [spooky] @anveritas.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Here I was, about to post something funny about the multi-coloured bananas in DK64, only to find out red, pink and even blue bananas exist. They would be the Red Dacca, Musa Ornata and Blue Java, a.k.a. Ice Cream Banana. The more you know.
Several bunches of a red varietal of banana, still on the tree.
Did you know it’s not actually a tree? The more you know.
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Manic-Depressive Android [spooky] @anveritas.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
(audibly retching as the memories come up) Listen to @bloodwork.show Before the former Greatest Minister of the Interior of All Time becomes the Greatest Chancellor of All Time and Austria somehow starts WWIII for the trifecta
Former BIMAZ (Greatest Interior Minister of All Time) soon to be BeKAZ (Greatest Chancellor of All Time) and current VoKaKi (People’s Chancellor) Herbert Kickl posing with a few of the police officers whose personal and employment data a colleague of his leaked to Russia and probably other malicious actors. 
Photo taken around the time he had the Austrian secret service raided by a drug enforcement unit of the police and presumably did nothing suspicious with the information on far-right extremists that mysteriously vanished during the raid. This marked the biggest scandal in intelligence since a certain Oberst Redl leaked the entirety of all Austro-Hungarian deployment and war plans to Russia.
And Austrian voters gave this man a majority at the last election. He didn’t feel like inheriting the biggest budget deficit in post-war history and actually govern, so instead he is sitting pretty in opposition, infiltrating parliament from top and bottom with fraternity brothers and Identitarians, mainstreaming talking points of the extreme right and poised to take an even bigger majority at the next elections. 
Austria is fucking cooked. 
The policemen in the background are standing at port arms, presenting their Steyr AUG A3s in salute.
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Manic-Depressive Android [spooky] @anveritas.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Heroin was originally sold over the counter as a cough syrup and pain reliever, including to children. Took a few decades to figure out the harmful effects there. Hope we’ll get there faster on AI…
An ad from the early twentieth century, proclaiming “my cough is gone” in Spanish over a hand-drawn picture of a little boy looking strung out. 
The ad is promoting Bayer’s Heroin.
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Manic-Depressive Android [spooky] @anveritas.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I especially love the fact that the statue looks like it just heard that thousands of inhabitants of this fair city plan on micturating upon it.
An unwanted statue of some guy, looking forlorn, unloved and lost, as though it just heard thousands were planning to urinate upon it.
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Manic-Depressive Android [spooky] @anveritas.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
We can only wish the very normal-looking Stephen Miller all the best on his journey to fully embody either Herr Starr or the Mouth of Sauron. Final form still in flux, it would seem.
Villain of the comics and TV series Preacher, Herr Starr. Bald of evil, twin brother of Stephen Miller.
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Manic-Depressive Android [spooky] @anveritas.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Bryan Johnson, who tried all manner of “biohacking” and whatnot, and has probably developed autoimmune gastritis because of regular infusions of his son’s blood plasma.
Bryan Johnson wearing a space-age helmet and oxygen line, looking utterly normal.
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Manic-Depressive Android [spooky] @anveritas.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Dredge is what got me into cosy/dad games, love the art style and atmosphere. You take your small boat fishing and dredging, but sometimes pull up weird things and at night it gets spooky. Available for iOS! (If you ever get a PC I’d recommendTinyglade, Obra Dinn & Subnautica!)
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Manic-Depressive Android [spooky] @anveritas.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I want to say I hate it…but damn if the meme potential isn’t immense.
Photographic evidence of a demonic entity, recently escaped from the deepest pits of hell. Or the vice president of the USA, looking slightly less dapper than usual. .
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Manic-Depressive Android [spooky] @anveritas.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Description: SCP-106 appears to be an elderly humanoid, with a general appearance of advanced decomposition. This appearance may vary, but the “rotting” quality is observed in all forms. SCP-106 is not exceptionally agile, remaining motionless for days, waiting for prey. SCP-106 is also capable…
The entity inhabiting the shell that is JD Vance showing its true, viscerally disturbing nature. Researchers theorize this lapse in camouflage to have been caused by electoral and other stressors.
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Manic-Depressive Android [spooky] @anveritas.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Sometimes I yearn for such a simple, idyllic existence. To have the power over life an arm‘s reach and a few pounds of pressure away. Unconcerned by that fact, or the myriad questions that keep others from this line of work. A cog fitting perfectly into this deranged machine, an exemplar of 2026.
A masked rooftop sniper chilling on a folding chair as he provides overwatch to the kids playing football below. A mile away and sometime before the USA-Paraguay match.
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Manic-Depressive Android [spooky] @anveritas.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Listen to @bloodwork.show
A masked rooftop sniper chilling on a folding chair as he provides overwatch to the kids playing football below. A mile away and sometime before the USA-Paraguay match.
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Manic-Depressive Android [spooky] @anveritas.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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Manic-Depressive Android [spooky] @anveritas.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Quote with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap
Phineas Rage - Old School Moscowbilly Klezcore
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Manic-Depressive Android [spooky] @anveritas.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
Cthulhu rising above a frozen landscape after millenia of slumber were foolishly disturbed.
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Manic-Depressive Android [spooky] @anveritas.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Credit: @davidrevoy.com
A four panel comic on the creation of the Amphora of Great Intelligence. 

Text: 
All our grimoires for the Amphora of Great Intelligence!

All our forests for the Amphora of Great Intelligence!

Amphora of Great Intelligence, our world is dying, share your knowledge with us!

And thus spoke the Amphora of Great Intelligence: According to geologists, you should eat at least one small rock a day!
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Manic-Depressive Android [spooky] @anveritas.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Listen to @bloodwork.show
A God Gun. Unclear whether it‘s set to MAN KILL or UNIVERSAL KILL.
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Manic-Depressive Android [spooky] @anveritas.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
„…and that concludes our intensive three day course.“ „Mr. Lyons, what does ICE stand for?“
A picture of Troy McClure looking surprised and dismayed at the question.
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Manic-Depressive Android [spooky] @anveritas.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
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