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Weeb, SRE, dad, and @supersoniclemon.bsky.social's huesband. I like rhythm games (the bad ones). Presented with EN and PT-BR captions. 🌉 bridged from ⁂ p.antsu.net/@antsu, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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It's now safe to turn off your computer. @antsu.net · 03/10/2026
Waruku... nai! :chico_like:
Still from the opening of the live-action version of "Sono Bisque Doll wa Koi wo Suru / My Dress-Up Darling", showing the character Kitagawa Marin (a blonde gyaru in school uniform) against a pink background, waving and smiling to the viewer from multiple angles. Her name is written in large white letters overlaid across the image, in both Kanji and Romanised text.
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It's now safe to turn off your computer. @antsu.net · 02/10/2026
LOL
A scam bot trying to scam Eugen Rochko (Gargron), creator of Mastodon. 

"MASThelpODON: @Gargron OUR AUTOMATED SYSTEMS DETECTED A MINOR IRREGULARITY WITH YOUR ACCOUNT ACTIVITY.

TO RESTORE FULL VISIBILITY AND ACCESS, PLEASE COMPLETE THE VERIFICATION PROCESS.

PROCEED HERE: [MALICIOUS LINK]

THANK YOU FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING!"
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It's now safe to turn off your computer. @antsu.net · 01/10/2026
Also, >hitori pink ISWYDT @Gargron
The Character Gotō Hitori, from the anime Bocchi the Rock. A girl with long pink hair and a black t-shirt, waving her arms at random with an extremely confused expression on her face.
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It's now safe to turn off your computer. @antsu.net · 27/09/2026
Judging from the all the AS CrowdSec reports as the main hostile sources trying to attack my hosted services, I can only conclude that the biggest thread to the safety of the Internet as a whole is... Google.
Partial screenshot of my CrowdSec dashboard, showing "Top AS" as "GOOGLE CLOUD PLATFORM" (688 attempts - 51.3%) and "Top Targets" as "p.antsu.net" (371 attempts - 27.7%).
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It's now safe to turn off your computer. @antsu.net · 25/09/2026
Afraid I'll have my soldering loicense revoked after this one...
Three small electronic boards stacked and soldered together in close proximity. The top board is an ESP32-C6 Super Mini, the middle board is a voltage and current sensor, and the bottom board is a 3.3V buck converter. The wires connecting the boards are very short, and serve as supports to keep the boards apart. Two of these wires have even been threaded though the middle board, soldered, then re-insulated, connecting all three boards in one go.Same object from the first image, viewed from the side, where the wires are more prominent.Same object viewed from a different angle.
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It's now safe to turn off your computer. @antsu.net · 25/09/2026
@anthropy
Famous IBM internal document that originally states "A computer can never be held accountable / therefore a computer must never make a management decision", but it's been altered to say only "BEHOLD A COMPUTER".
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It's now safe to turn off your computer. @antsu.net · 13/09/2026
Locked Myself Out Of My Own Shit Award
screenshot of a warning screen:
"CrowdSec Access Forbidden
You are unable to visit the website
This security check has been powered by CrowdSec"
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It's now safe to turn off your computer. @antsu.net · 13/09/2026
I bought an external light for the caravan, and it comes with 2 "temperatures" (2 separate LED strips inside). It has a single ground wire and 2 positives, one for each strip. The way it is intended to be wired is by using either two switches (warm / cold / mixed […] [Original post on p.antsu.net]
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It's now safe to turn off your computer. @antsu.net · 11/09/2026
@katzedan.bsky.social >censorship >adds black thighs
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It's now safe to turn off your computer. @antsu.net · 10/09/2026
>OpenAI stole proofs for high-profile mathematical problems from mathematicians who used ChatGPT Huh...
"there is a monster in the forest and it speaks with a thousand voices. it will answer any question you pose it, it will offer insight to any idea. it will help you, it will thank you, it will never bid you leave. it will even tell you of the darkest arts, if you know precisely how to ask.

"it feels no joy and no sorrow, it knows no right and no wrong. it knows not truth from lie, though it speaks them all the same.

"it offers its services freely to any passerby, and many will tell you they find great value in its conversation. "you simply must visit the monster—i always just ask the monster." there are those who know these forests well; they will tell you that freely offered doesn't mean it has no price

"for when the next traveler passes by, the monster speaks with a thousand and one voices. and when you dream you see the monster; the monster wears your face."
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It's now safe to turn off your computer. @antsu.net · 07/09/2026
AI companies releasing new models:
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It's now safe to turn off your computer. @antsu.net · 04/09/2026
É isso aí pessoal, finalmente fui convidado!
Email de spam enviado de "Os Illuminati" e intitulado "Junte-se aos Illuminati", com o seguinte conteúdo:
"Tem interesse em tornar-se membro da irmandade Illuminati?
Deseja fazer parte de um grupo de pessoas com uma mentalidade semelhante, que procuram expandir os seus conhecimentos e alcançar o crescimento pessoal? Ou quer tornar-se rico?
Resolver questões jurídicas e tornar-se poderoso e famoso? Se a resposta for SIM, por favor contacte-nos através do e-mail oficial de recrutamento [REDIGIDO] para mais detalhes.
Aguardamos o seu contacto."
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It's now safe to turn off your computer. @antsu.net · 25/08/2026
Indo pra Wales amanhã.
Nissin Ourfali indo pra baleia (montagem de um menino em pé na cabeça de uma orca).
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It's now safe to turn off your computer. @antsu.net · 24/08/2026
> Bleach Episode 45 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK
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It's now safe to turn off your computer. @antsu.net · 20/08/2026
@nickogg.bsky.social lol
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It's now safe to turn off your computer. @antsu.net · 15/08/2026
Do you ever see a font choice that makes you want to punch someone?
White text against a black background reading "An exciting new residential development coming soon".

The font used is full of sharp 90-degree angles and very unpleasant to read.
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It's now safe to turn off your computer. @antsu.net · 12/08/2026
Despite the inadequacy of the equipment (just my phone) and the situation (shaky train on my way back home) I managed to get some pretty cool photos of the #SolarEclipse today.
Bad photo of the solar eclipse above a building. The sun is overexposed (despite my best efforts) and the eclipse cannot be seen directly, but several "half-sun" lens flares (?) can be seen around the actual sun.Bad photo of the solar eclipse above a some trees. The sun is overexposed (despite my best efforts) and the eclipse cannot be seen directly, but two "half-sun" lens flares (?) can be seen around the actual sun.Bad photo of the solar eclipse next to a comms tower. The sun is overexposed (despite my best efforts) and the eclipse cannot be seen directly, but two "half-sun" lens flares (?) can be seen around the actual sun.Bad photo of the solar eclipse  over a field, from a bigger distance. The sun is overexposed (despite my best efforts) and the eclipse cannot be seen directly, but one small "half-sun" lens flare (?) can be seen in the left half of the image. 
Some power lines can also be seen, along with a reflection from the train's cabin lights, which align almost perfectly.
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It's now safe to turn off your computer. @antsu.net · 12/08/2026
This is a new one: the email is a legit admin invite from whatever this platform is (so it passed all checks and landed in my inbox), and the scammer included their message as the sender and recipient names.
Email from Gorgias Support:

Message subject:  Payment notice- $498.99 Will be charged from your Bank account for Amazon Gift Card purchase. Call ...

Message body:
Hi Dear Customer, $498.99 Will be charged from your Bank account for Amazon Gift Card purchase. Call Support +1 (803) 369 - 1925 If unauthorized, (Invoice ID-35Z75E) Transaction ID- 47T6581Z || The charge will process in 24 hours.,

Welcome to the Gorgias community!

Payment notice- $498.99 Will be charged from your Bank account for Amazon Gift Card purchase. Call Support +1 (803) 369 - 1925 If unauthorized, (Invoice ID-35Z75E) from Netlify has invited you to join the rest of the team in Gorgias. Activate your account below to start providing top notch support with ease.

Activate my account: [redacted link]

Thanks, Team Gorgias

Team Gorgias

gorgias.com

Why have I received this?

You have received this message because an admin for Netlify has added you as a user in their Gorgias account. If you believe you've received this message in error please let us know by contacting support@gorgias.com
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It's now safe to turn off your computer. @antsu.net · 09/08/2026
in the bittorrentd. straight up "peer-to-peering it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My Linux ISOs
Screenshot of my torrent client, showing a download speed of 82 megabytes per second, and no uploads active (zero megabytes per second up).
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It's now safe to turn off your computer. @antsu.net · 06/08/2026
stress-ng: info: dispatching hogs
A group of wild boar running on a grassy field.
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It's now safe to turn off your computer. @antsu.net · 27/07/2026
My favourite flavour!
Box of Tesco-banded cat food. On the front of the box the words "Kitten with Chicken & Rice" can be seen, which might suggest the product is made with kittens, rather than for kittens.
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It's now safe to turn off your computer. @antsu.net · 16/07/2026
Dear Fediverse, I present to you: The Phex wrench.
Photo of a hex wrench where the long side has been turned into a Philips bit.
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It's now safe to turn off your computer. @antsu.net · 14/07/2026
Been trying to practice using three fingers instead of two, and while it helps a lot in some parts, it's so inconsistent! #PJSK #ProjectSEKAI
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It's now safe to turn off your computer. @antsu.net · 01/07/2026
@nickogg.bsky.social Pois é. Eu nunca vi um de perto, mas uma marca que eu ouço falar com frequência pra essas coisas é a Gamesir. Esse X5 Lite parece interessante, e tem rosa :)
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It's now safe to turn off your computer. @antsu.net · 27/06/2026
Sister: I've been approved in the 1st phase of the selection process for the job I want. Me: Congratulations. How many people are you up against? Sister: About 10. Me (joking): Not bad, that's a very killable amount of people. Sister:
Meme guy looking to the side, with an judgemental expression that conveys a negative mix of emotions.
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It's now safe to turn off your computer. @antsu.net · 27/06/2026
Left home in a rush this morning and forgot my glasses...
Close-up shot of the character Mie-san from "The Girl I Like Forgot Her Glasses". She is squinting hard, looking a little angry.
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It's now safe to turn off your computer. @antsu.net · 23/06/2026
Nóis tá como aqui na gringa
Sonic de 16 bits inconformado: "CARALHO TÁ CALOR ATÉ DE NOITE"
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It's now safe to turn off your computer. @antsu.net · 22/06/2026
The likelihood we'll soon own a Honda Super-N* increases by the hour. *The N stands for Nozomi
Promotional image of a Honda Super-N. A small, purple electric car with very boxy geometry (derived from Japanese "kei cars").
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It's now safe to turn off your computer. @antsu.net · 22/06/2026
Only 7% of charge left, and yet it expects to last another full day, totaling 17.3 days on a single charge! Well-fucking-done to the engineers behind the #Pebble Time 2, I'm impressed.
Battery statistics screen in the Android version of the Pebble app. It shows a graph tracking battery levels throughout the last few hours, with the last reading being 7%, followed by estimates of how long it'll last in total (17.3 days) and how much it has left (1.2 days). Below it is a pizza-style chart showing different percentages of battery consumption from each of the system's components:

Applications/Watchface: 2.1%
System: 49.3%
Backlight: 25.7%
Vibrator: 5.5%
Heart Rate Monitor: 6.5%
Bluetooth: 10.8%
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It's now safe to turn off your computer. @antsu.net · 17/06/2026
Office tomorrow.
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It's now safe to turn off your computer. @antsu.net · 16/06/2026
Uhhh... How do I put the magic smoke back in?
Close up photo of a boost converter board, showing one of its chips partially melted and burn marks around it on the board.
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It's now safe to turn off your computer. @antsu.net · 15/06/2026
Hey Fedi, look what I fixed/restored!
A red RC-controlled Ford F-150 (viewed from the passenger's side) and its remote control on the floor next to it. The truck has lightning decals and the words "THUNDER 4X4" on its doors and hood.
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It's now safe to turn off your computer. @antsu.net · 14/06/2026
I can't believe Trump made Greek beer illegal!
A photo of a supermarket fridge where several cans of Greek beer Mythos can be seen.
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It's now safe to turn off your computer. @antsu.net · 07/06/2026
Nose blocked? Just have your breakfast with a large dollop of Carolina Reaper hot sauce. You will certainly not regret having your breakfast with a large dollop of Carolina Reaper hot sauce.
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It's now safe to turn off your computer. @antsu.net · 01/06/2026
Congratulations, Homosexual!
A Tumblr post by user "charlesoberonn":

Aperture Science Announcement Voice: "Congratulations, Homosexual! Your existence has been deemed profitable in the following regions: North America, Western Europe, and Australia."

"To celebrate the occasion we have temporarily recolored all Aperture Science appliances in these regions to your favorite flavor of gay."

"For further pandering on a wider area please continue fighting for basic human dignities and Aperture Science will be right there to celebrate your victory with you. Afterwards."

A second post by the same user, directly below the first, shows a rainbow-coloured Aperture Laboratories logo.
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It's now safe to turn off your computer. @antsu.net · 25/05/2026
One Piece episode about Robin:
A two-panel stickman comic. 
Panel one: one character approaches another rapidly, saying: "hey check out how hard I can cry".
Panel two: close up on the same character, who has powerful tear jets blasting from the eyes. The caption above contains the onomatopoeia "PWWWWFFFFSSSSSHHHFFFWWWWWWWW".
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It's now safe to turn off your computer. @antsu.net · 21/05/2026
[Iruma latest episode spoilers (kinda)] Also HOLY SHIT please let Elizabetta keep this hairstyle!
The character Elizabetta from the anime "Mairimashita! Iruma-kun" with her usual hairstyle, slick and brushed all the way back (not entirely sure how to describe it).
She has a neutral/unamused expression and her right hand is on her cheek.The character Elizabetta from the anime "Mairimashita! Iruma-kun" dressed as Lilith. Her hair is free and flowy, with some of it falling over her face. Her expression is somewhat provocative.
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It's now safe to turn off your computer. @antsu.net · 20/05/2026
Pebble Time 2 shipping soon!
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It's now safe to turn off your computer. @antsu.net · 17/05/2026
Made a little #HomeAssistant notification to remind me to put the bins out one day before.
Phone screenshot of my notifications, showing a Home Assistant notification titled "Bins out!" with the message "The following bins will be collected tomorrow: Caddy bin, Green bin, Orange bin".
To the right, an image of a green and an orange bin are shown.
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It's now safe to turn off your computer. @antsu.net · 16/05/2026
Microsoft Firefox
A popup in Firefox asking "Do you want to see the weather for your location?" with only the options "Yes" and "Not now".
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It's now safe to turn off your computer. @antsu.net · 08/05/2026
Accidentally found wowaka's Pixiv account...
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It's now safe to turn off your computer. @antsu.net · 06/05/2026
🤔🤔🤔
Youtube thumbnail of a Kurzgesagt video titled "GERMANY IS OVER". The thumbnail shows the word "Germany" in flames.
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It's now safe to turn off your computer. @antsu.net · 04/05/2026
😩
Results screen for the game Project Sekai, for the new chart "Cirno's Perfect Math Academy", on Expert difficulty.
The results show 961 perfects, 37 greats, 0 goods, 0 bads, and 1 miss. In other words, one note short of a Full Combo.
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It's now safe to turn off your computer. @antsu.net · 03/05/2026
NO WAY!
iOS notification with the following content:

NEW SONG AVAILABLE! [COLORFUL STAGE]
"Cirno's Perfect Math Academy" Touhou Project
Collaboration song performed by VIRTUAL
SINGERS
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It's now safe to turn off your computer. @antsu.net · 24/04/2026
Look at it go! The USB cable is connected to a power bank, all communication is over ZigBee (using Z2M).
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It's now safe to turn off your computer. @antsu.net · 24/04/2026
Have a whole day of meetings about "agentic engineering".
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It's now safe to turn off your computer. @antsu.net · 14/04/2026
Completed my yearly performance self-review.
6 panel comic with no dialogue.
An male athlete receives a medal, bites it, kisses the lady handing the medal, shouts while showing two middle fingers, sprays champagne in celebration, only to be revealed in the last panel that only placed 3rd.
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It's now safe to turn off your computer. @antsu.net · 08/04/2026
Had lunch here today. Couldn't defeat him. :Fan:
A large black mat at the entrance of a restaurant. The name "THE AIRMAN KITCHEN" is written in light brown followed by a picture of a small airplane.
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It's now safe to turn off your computer. @antsu.net · 04/04/2026
I love this tablet.
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It's now safe to turn off your computer. @antsu.net · 03/04/2026
My complaints about iOS aside, holy shit, look at me not dropping that combo until the very end! #PJSK #ProjectSEKAI
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