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Anton Markwart

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Software engineer, cat dad, D&D on the weekends.

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Anton Markwart @antonmarkwart.bsky.social · 16h
I have my players roll for random terrain elements, random character names, etc. I like this idea, generally speaking, but it seems ripe for abuse and consternation. "I SLAY the defenseless gem courier I created!" (archers appear) "What? He was being watched by snipers the whole trip? NO FAIR!"
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Anton Markwart @antonmarkwart.bsky.social · 16h
Ohh man, I almost had it: Zootopersona!
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Anton Markwart @antonmarkwart.bsky.social · 17h
Apparently now the sand inside these plush doorstops contains some asbestos, so maybe put on a respirator and gently stow them in an airtight plastic bag.
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Anton Markwart @antonmarkwart.bsky.social · 17h
Samantha Ruddy, you say... Is this a Zootopia-persona thing? youtu.be/XmCSW1YAGb0?...
youtu.be
Samantha Ruddy Won't Date A 19-Year-Old
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
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Anton Markwart @antonmarkwart.bsky.social · 17h
Marsupiano.
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Anton Markwart @antonmarkwart.bsky.social · 17h
You should post a cool image, and thank your followers, and tell them how much you appreciate them.
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Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @ocasio-cortez.house.gov · 09/10/2026
My statement on the ICE shooting in Marble Hill ⬇️

"Today in Marble Hill, ICE agents fired multiple shots at a man in his vehicle while his 5-year-old child was in the back seat.
ICE's already unwelcome presence in our city has been growing more escalatory and dangerous by the day. Today's shooting is a grave development that requires a swift and immediate response to protect the safety of all New Yorkers.
First, we must have a full and independent investigation of this incident.
"There must also be a full and immediate release of all body camera footage of the incident.
In addition, the Target Corporation must stop offering their Bronx properties as private staging sites for ICE, in compliance with requests from New York officials. Target opening up large, active retail parking lots for paramilitary activity is unacceptable and places the entire community at risk.
ICE is a rogue, lawless paramilitary and surveillance agency.
It does not belong in New York City and it should not exist in the United States of America. Abolish ICE.”
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Anton Markwart @antonmarkwart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Looks like a sourdough!
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Anton Markwart @antonmarkwart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"Would you look at the SIZE of those turkeys on the lawn?"
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Anton Markwart @antonmarkwart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"I gotta rock."
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Anton Markwart @antonmarkwart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thank you for improving my German vocabulary! I wonder about the 'Flamme' costume; like a literal flame? Or like an old flame?
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Anton Markwart @antonmarkwart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I thought the mad scientist's head wound looked fake--like a big black wad of play-dough--and indicated that the monster was out causing mayhem, and the mad scientist (of course) was the first victim, but that the scientist was too clueless to take the hint. I was baffled by no bandages!
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Anton Markwart @antonmarkwart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
But isn't witchcraft the Devil's work?
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Anton Markwart @antonmarkwart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I hope you mean "Sting of Death" and not the MST3K crew! But just imagine the headline: "Florida Man Makes Bad Monster Movie" and the rest follows.
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Anton Markwart @antonmarkwart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm glad you have big grapes and cute raccoons in Sweden!
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Anton Markwart @antonmarkwart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ooooh, this one REALLY stings, too; I caught it in the theater!
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Anton Markwart @antonmarkwart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Seriously, what fruits are these?
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Anton Markwart @antonmarkwart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"I guess that makes you a half-and-half..."
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Anton Markwart @antonmarkwart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Is he encouraging us to eat the rich?
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Owen K.C. Stephens (He/Him) @owenkcstephens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#WritingPrompt: A young sphinx searches for her first riddle, an important coming-of-age moment for any sphinx, and gathers monstrous companions along her way
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Anton Markwart @antonmarkwart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Honey, I'm HO-gluk gluk gluk gluk
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Anton Markwart @antonmarkwart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Looks like a Dr. Suess creation! I like it! "I DO NOT LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAAAM!!!"
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Anton Markwart @antonmarkwart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Is he leading now? In the sense of mis-leading, perhaps...
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Anton Markwart @antonmarkwart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well, rolling. A handler will need to tell it how to vote.
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Anton Markwart @antonmarkwart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Can you recommend a good banned book about a BBW? Maybe put together a reading list?
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Anton Markwart @antonmarkwart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No snakes? How will the beautiful plumber unclog the lonely, poor man's drain?
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Anton Markwart @antonmarkwart.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The final scene with Bambi's mom.
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Anton Markwart @antonmarkwart.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Happy Halloween! I came up with this homophone cartoon/product idea during a discussion of cutlery over dinner.
Problems with Vampires? Try STAKE KNIVES by Van Helsing Cutlery. 18/10 Stainless steel blades, with sharpened fine rosewood stake handles, perfect for stabbing Vampires through the heart.
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Anton Markwart @antonmarkwart.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm still waiting for Dump to examine the birth certificate Obama gave him! What's Dump hiding?
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Anton Markwart @antonmarkwart.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Like I needed another reason to stay off Meta.
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Anton Markwart @antonmarkwart.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
TSA seized a pocket knife my father gave me, for which I felt personal attachment. I asked if I could secure it in a locker--"NO. NOT ALLOWED." So, I'm glad you were able to take proper care of your personal belongings.
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Anton Markwart @antonmarkwart.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Does it allow him to perform witch magic? I may be affected by spooky season.
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Anton Markwart @antonmarkwart.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I suspect: 1. They want to cram a lot of story into a kids' movie that's already 109 minutes; 2. They worry "today's kids" will get bored if they get a minute to breathe. It's faulty logic, if you consider the enduring popularity of "My Neighbor Totoro" and its many slow scenes.
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Anton Markwart @antonmarkwart.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"We do these things NOT because they are EASY, but because they are HARD."
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Anton Markwart @antonmarkwart.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pfft! **JUST** meat Twinkies...
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Anton Markwart @antonmarkwart.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
But there are so many different formulations! Similarly, you couldn't have a single fragrance for Curry, or Chili, or Pizza!
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Anton Markwart @antonmarkwart.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Maybe he doesn't even try so hard, he's just lonely.
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Anton Markwart @antonmarkwart.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"It's October! Our time has COME!"
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Anton Markwart @antonmarkwart.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hey! "Suffer and die" is a plan.
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Anton Markwart @antonmarkwart.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They ARE both tubes which pass hot gas and make a lot of sound. One of them is kind of a bundle of wood. One of them is more Klezmer, the other more Metal.
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Anton Markwart @antonmarkwart.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He's bull-SOMETHING on AI.
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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
[A parody of MR ROGERS’ NEIGHBOURHOOD, in which the kindly Mr Rogers takes us to see local things in his town.]
 
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[title]
MR ROGERS’ NEIGHBOURHOOD

MR ROGERS:

Hi there

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Today, I’d like to take you to visit some of my neighbours… 

[He puts his coat on to leave his house]  

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At a wonderful local event,
 
[We see the cute toy-town diorama of his village famous from the TV show. The camera pulls out…]

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The Data Center protest.

[The camera has pulled out further and now we see a huge DATA CENTER at the edge  of town]. 

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MR ROGERS [joining a crowd protesting outside the Data Center]:

The Data Center is an enormous, windowless, endlessly humming building outside of our town

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…Which has tripled energy prices, drank all the water, and created four jobs.

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[to camera, as if kindly explaining to the viewing children]:

Four jobs! Golly!

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LADY PROTESTOR [probably NAOMI KLEIN, holding a sign]:

In a way, the Data Center is kind of a vivid metaphor for a future we feel locked out of!

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MR ROGERS [to camera again]:

A metaphor.

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That’s something that lets us clarify our feelings about something else. 

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LADY PROTESTOR:
How do you feel, Mr Rogers?

MR ROGERS:
I feel like bringing down the government!

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MR ROGERS [now holding a sign and protesting]:

It’s good to have neighbors.

[ends]
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Anton Markwart @antonmarkwart.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
NOBODY doesn't like MOXXI! borderlands.fandom.com/wiki/Mad_Moxxi
borderlands.fandom.com
Mad Moxxi
Mad Moxxi is an NPC mission provider. She is the hostess of the Colosseum matches in The Underdome in Mad Moxxi's Underdome Riot, and the owner of various bars on Pandora. Moxxi could be summed up wit...
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Love this 👇
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Anton Markwart @antonmarkwart.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Prefect for Halloween!
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Anton Markwart @antonmarkwart.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Starr Trek (sorry)
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Anton Markwart @antonmarkwart.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"...and he was brutally GOURD!"
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Anton Markwart @antonmarkwart.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They're the smurfiest Smurfs I've ever smurfed!
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Anton Markwart @antonmarkwart.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Better start coding!
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