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figaro_ebooks @antivan.bsky.social · 5h
there’s a certain amount of transgenderism already implied in identical boy/girl twins which i fuck with deeply but any time we all get a little weird about it and play fast and loose with what we understand as technically genetically possible that’s when i really lock in
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figaro_ebooks @antivan.bsky.social · 5h
alphinaud and alisaie are like schrodinger’s transgender to me you can pretty much hc them as trans in like any direction and i’ll be like yeah probably
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 17h
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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figaro_ebooks @antivan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i think my parents thought animated meant for kids but i was like?? four?? or something?? oh my god it wasn’t even no face that got me either it was like, the concept of my parents being turned into pigs. this might genuinely be my first memory. we had to leave the theater
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figaro_ebooks @antivan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
DUDE I WAS TOO YOUNG FOR SPIRITED AWAY
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figaro_ebooks @antivan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh my god. 🤲
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val @destroymuse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
it didnt go down but whatever maid sylvain tiddies
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figaro_ebooks @antivan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the sheer amount of his tits i saw online in like 2018
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vert ⚡️🪶 MELT: REFRAIN OUT NOW @subvertebra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the MELT: REFRAIN print campaign begins in just under a month! drop a follow for sneak peeks and fun facts every monday until launch on 29 October. tomorrow's trivia is: the cast as video game boss themes! … except they're all from one game because it's my post and i like things cohesive. hint: 🌌 👑
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Would you handle immortality with grace? Let MELT: Refrain run you through the consequences.
From subvertebra - Would you handle immortality with grace? Let MELT: Refrain run you through the consequences.
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figaro_ebooks @antivan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
THAT SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT KNOWING ME FRANKLY BUT IM BAFFLED
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figaro_ebooks @antivan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
crying because my kneejerk response to this was “i have a last.fm account?” so if it is me i genuinely have NO idea but i also wouldn’t be surprised knowing my memory
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SENranx @senranx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
[ #fanart ] don't forget oct 3
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figaro_ebooks @antivan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
well i didnt say THAT
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figaro_ebooks @antivan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
does it count as extortion if it was my idea?
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figaro_ebooks @antivan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
AS IF I EVEN HAVE TO LEAD YOU TO THIGHS
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figaro_ebooks @antivan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
woke: big hairy warm thighs are a charm point hidden under big flowy skirts bespoke: his diet sucks. this is entirely logistical
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figaro_ebooks @antivan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
bbig hairy thighs... warm............. im having visions
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tams! @maezanilla.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy fma day! 🦾✨
An illustration of some of the main cast of Fullmetal Alchemist (Edward Elric, Alphonse Elric, Riza Hawkeye, Roy Mustang, Maes Hughes, Louis Armstrong) walking through the train station of Central City, in Amestris.
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figaro_ebooks @antivan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i love the front half of this album it’s just the one-two punch on the back end that punches me in the nuts and i get so scared
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figaro_ebooks @antivan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
no time for dat phoebe bridgers..
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figaro_ebooks @antivan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
wont ANYONE consider olruggio thighfucking with me
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figaro_ebooks @antivan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
nevermind complaining works they were somewhere stupid
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figaro_ebooks @antivan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
adhd is a prison so i can only assume theyre currently somewhere completely stupid that makes no sense
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figaro_ebooks @antivan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"im going to finally finish this project" i was then shot 57 times
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figaro_ebooks @antivan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
stopped working on this project for exactly long enough to lose my fabric scissors i hate it here
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chep @ gatewayfate 404, mcm N-23 @cheppoly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
[2018] OCT 3 #FMA
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figaro_ebooks @antivan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
they should put lime scooters in dagsion
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figaro_ebooks @antivan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i let figaro sit on me while i played fire emblem for like 5 hours and i feel like a desiccated husk. like i literally feel mummified
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Kantthidas @kantthidas.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Δ Qifrey & Olruggio but in FFXIV BLM and WHM attire
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yote @altbound.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
little friends #ffxiv
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figaro_ebooks @antivan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
his voice too…. oml
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figaro_ebooks @antivan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
he’s sooooooooo good
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figaro_ebooks @antivan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
TALIMUNNNNNNN. I NEED YOU TALIMUUUUNNNN
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figaro_ebooks @antivan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i have to lock in and finish t’hy’la dolly… he’s so close to done, but i need to repattern the hair and i’ve been putting it off and now i only have like a week
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figaro_ebooks @antivan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the one gaming accessory EVERYONE needs
figaro the tuxedo cat curled up asleep on my lap, with his legs in very confusing positions and his head pressed up against my stomach
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Doki Rosi 🌷 working 9 to 5 @dokirosi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Don't Forget 3.Oct.11 🔥 Fullmetal Alchemist #fanart #FMA
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figaro_ebooks @antivan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
god me too.
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figaro_ebooks @antivan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
this is a such deeply you collection of images
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figaro_ebooks @antivan.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
i have a folder on my phone called Lettuce Man which is entirely images of this genre
figaro the tuxedo cat gnawing on a stalk of bok choy while gripping it tightly with one pawfigaro the tuxedo cat ferociously chomping a leaf of lettuce, with his bottom teeth very visiblefigaro the tuxedo cat tenderly licking one (1) leaf of lettucefigaro the tuxedo cat staring longingly at the leaf of cabbage being held above him
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figaro_ebooks @antivan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#AemondTargaryensFlaccidDickFriday
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That's ok. Not everyone likes cheese.
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figaro_ebooks @antivan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
they cancelled Big Cum Smell because of Woke
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val @destroymuse.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
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vert ⚡️🪶 MELT: REFRAIN OUT NOW @subvertebra.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
update: let's fucking go?????? community copies refreshed once more in celebration, pick them up from the itch listing!
Screenshot of the itch.io top selling books with MELT: REFRAIN in the first spot.
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figaro_ebooks @antivan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
oh. My god. 🤲
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unsolicited nic pics➕🕶 @greased-axel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
fat bear week #orufrey
shirtless olruggio lounging decadently in front of a fire place. glass of wine in hand, casually reading a book and snacking on some charcuterie. his tits and belly squish cutely into the fur rug below him. yay!
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figaro_ebooks @antivan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
he knows scream and bite
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figaro_ebooks @antivan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
true
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figaro_ebooks @antivan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
do you guys think he knows
figaro the tuxedo cat sitting in the morning sun. his nose is very pink and you can see his bottom lip very prominently. his paws are politely perched on the edge of the piano bitch he’s sitting on, and his whiskers are all over the place.
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