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figaro_ebooks @antivan.bsky.social · 15h

i finally fucking finished him sorry to everyone who had to listen to me complain the entire time

a chibi-style plush of my ffxiv catboy, t’hy’la. he has warm brown skin, purple hair and ears, mismatched pink and orange eyes, and a scar on his right eye. he’s wearing a funky little gold toga. i made him myself and it was so fucking annoying.

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figaro_ebooks @antivan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

the one gaming accessory EVERYONE needs

figaro the tuxedo cat curled up asleep on my lap, with his legs in very confusing positions and his head pressed up against my stomach

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figaro_ebooks @antivan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

if anyone catches the unnamed mention of my oc in melt you have to smile ok

spongebob pointing to himself on tv where he is mostly obscured

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figaro_ebooks @antivan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

beta reading for this was such a treat and a really fun insight into how layered the story is. vert is so intentional with his craft and i loved every moment of MELT. your meal is served folks pick it up today

patrick dressed as a fancy waiter serving meatloaf or some shit to squidward (wearing a bow tie) and spongebob (in squid drag)

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figaro_ebooks @antivan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

if they never bring this guy to the us im gonna have to figure out how proxies work bc im like in tears over it. i feel maternal

an embroidered tassel charm of a brushbug wrapped around the hat that qifrey’s apprentices wear, looking up with big pleading eyes, like you might perhaps feed it some ink

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figaro_ebooks @antivan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

found how to make custom screensavers

e-reader with a screensaver of sneakolash, micolash wearing jordans

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figaro_ebooks @antivan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

IVEBEEN SO BLESSED BY THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP AND HORNY TODAY

incredibly old post of a fucking massive koi fish being fed a spoonful of fish food pellets captioned “yaay pelleds”

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figaro_ebooks @antivan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

he’s my pookie, he’s a war criminal, he’s a flop ass loser, he’s hallucinating with his tits out, he looks like shit for most of season 3, and i want to put him into a mortar and pestle and grind him into a snortable powder

aemond targaryen holding a knife, wearing an eye patch, looking very buttoned up and severe in all black with his long blonde hair tied back

aemond targaryen with his eye patch off showing a long scar and a sapphire prosthetic eye, in armor, vaguely sweaty

aemond shirtless and sad looking very pathetic with his boobs out

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figaro_ebooks @antivan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

would you like your figaro hamburger or hot dog style

figaro the tuxedo cat asleep and curled up tightly in a ball, like a little burger patty

figaro the tuxedo cat stretched out with his body nestled between my legs like a hot dog in a bun

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figaro_ebooks @antivan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

who even sleeps like this. note that these are from two separate days.

figaro the tuxedo cat asleep and rolled over on top of his head with his arms splayed out everywhere

figaro the tuxedo cat asleep on his head, with one paw sticking out and his canine tooth hanging out

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figaro_ebooks @antivan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

reading my library book so i dont have to extend the loan like a good person but its just kind of like fine it doesnt really inspire any insanity in me

minion nailed to cross captioned he's being grucified

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figaro_ebooks @antivan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

im sure theres nothing i have to say about an asoiaf adaptation that hasnt been debated to death in a livejournal forum before i was even here but it does feel like this mostly

tweet from Beautiful Normal Woman: Everything I say is a joke Unless you agree And in that case Speak to me privately I have even crazier ideas

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figaro_ebooks @antivan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I LITERALLY CANT GO OUTSIDE FOR FIVE MINUTES TO GET THE MAIL WITHOUT GETTING ATTACKED BY MOSQUITOES I HATE IT HERE

lego spider captioned “rage and anger fill me at an unfathomable intensity”

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figaro_ebooks @antivan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

THEY CAME SO EARLY AND IM SOOOOOOO EXCITED ABT IT

rainbowcrate exclusive aftg trilogy hardcovers, photo shows the front covers

photo of the trilogy’s sprayed edges showing a pattern of fox paw prints, keys, and chess pieces (specifically the queen piece)

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figaro_ebooks @antivan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

i watch a movie like once every few months which has contributed to the funniest set of all time

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figaro_ebooks @antivan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

adding a bunch of new switch friends in prep for fefw and realizing most of them didn’t see the full depths of my squid based insanity

mulan scene captioned “Now all of China knows you played splatoon 3 for 300+ hours”

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figaro_ebooks @antivan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

not even close to what i was supposed to be doing

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figaro_ebooks @antivan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

it only took me 85 hours and multiple years but i beat hades

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figaro_ebooks @antivan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

how i feel bugging tf out of my one coworker bc everyone else in his dept is on vacation at once

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figaro_ebooks @antivan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

>read fic >author mentions being 17 in the notes >bottom text

young man helping an elderly man walk with a walker, "let's get you to bed grandpa" meme

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figaro_ebooks @antivan.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

let me beta for you nothing could possibly go wrong when you let me beta for you

screenshot of a comment on ellipsus that's just the old fashioned skype "holy moly" emoji guy gif

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figaro_ebooks @antivan.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

elaborate bdsm knee spikes that punish the wearer for kneeling

new fire emblem heroes sylvain with spikes on the front of his knee armor

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figaro_ebooks @antivan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

the thing is it's usually the kind of sheer derangement that i can only deliver verbally. so it goes kind of like this

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figaro_ebooks @antivan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

second time in like 24 hours i’ve used this image but all of us literally exactly like this except for me specifically it’s strained as fuck SPECIFICALLY over my biceps