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Anthony Pittore

@anthonypittore.bsky.social
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then: disabled navy intel vet || former NSA analyst || ex-poker pro now: spooky/scary || writer/producer || he/him Free Palestine.

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Anthony Pittore @anthonypittore.bsky.social · 10h
They exist, but didn't stop it in 2024 when Biden was in power? But they'll do it now when Trump is in power? I like your optimism.
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Anthony Pittore @anthonypittore.bsky.social · 13h
I still don't understand why he handed it over. We made it to the AFC championship and were one injured ankle from the Super Bowl. Not sure why that needed a change.
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Anthony Pittore @anthonypittore.bsky.social · 14h
The only chance AI has of redemption is taking down more CEOs
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Brandon Mars @brandon120.bsky.social · 15h
BE ON THE LOOKOUT
A warning about people trying to write on ballots.
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Anthony Pittore @anthonypittore.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
2009's 2012
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Anthony Pittore @anthonypittore.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yes, I left an obvious prison joke with that last line. I realized it after I hit post. I will not be making it. I do hope he suffers a long painful life though.
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Anthony Pittore @anthonypittore.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I truly can't figure it out as anything else. Johns Hopkins doesn't make sense. JHU isn't a sorority or any college org I know. And I can't find any slang online that could make sense. At least he'll have an easy time fitting in with the Aryans in the prison yard.
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Anthony Pittore @anthonypittore.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Heroes in the Seychelles. Turtle power!
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Anthony Pittore @anthonypittore.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Is the lesson not to nominate unlikable criminals? Because they're never going to learn that lesson.
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Anthony Pittore @anthonypittore.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Turns out the secret to getting rich in the movie industry is to hate movies
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Anthony Pittore @anthonypittore.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
How did that title not spawn off a whole Animal Prison Massacreverse? I'd totally watch the Leavenwarthog Prison Massacre or the Alacatrazorback Island Slaughter or the Rattica Prison Riot or or or... No, that's all I got.
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Patrick Dalton @patrickdalton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hate this. I was diagnosed. It made me realise that I'd been needlessly beating myself up for years over being less than, "lazy" & a chronic procrastinator. Now I have meds (which I tactically deploy) I can turn the internal thought volume down & my mind can finally focus on tasks at hand.
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Anthony Pittore @anthonypittore.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My son and I were diagnosed within a couple months of each other (his diagnosis led to my getting checked out). I truly can't imagine what life would've been like if I had this in control from his age, and I can't wait to see what my boy does with his chance.
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Anthony Pittore @anthonypittore.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My son was unmedicated for most of his elementary school years. He could barely sit through class, constantly got sent to the office, would get calls home almost every day. I put him in therapy and on medication, he now has straight A's and is on the basketball team in middle school.
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Anthony Pittore @anthonypittore.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It sure sounds like a bad idea to make an oppressed population numb to violence in a country filled with a lot of guns and only a few billionaires.
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Anthony Pittore @anthonypittore.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
God, I love that movie. I saw it at some event at the Egyptian where Kevin Smith hosted a Q&A with Nick and Panos. I still have some pins of Nick's bloody face on my leather jacket that definitely doesn't fit anymore.
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Anthony Pittore @anthonypittore.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why do you think he has the National Guard surrounding the Capitol already? How many more do you think will be there if Martial Law is declared?
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Anthony Pittore @anthonypittore.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
mmmhmmm
suspicious Chihuahua
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Anthony Pittore @anthonypittore.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sam Raimi bolted his camera to a piece of lumber and basically invented an entire style of cinematography
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Evil Dead: Cabin in the Woods
Alt: Evil Dead: shaky cam through the Cabin in the Woods
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Anthony Pittore @anthonypittore.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bunked, actually. Happened a year ago. Here's a letter from the @housedemocrats.bsky.social when it happened. He's since been reinstated on the site, but most have not. democrats-veterans.house.gov/imo/media/do...
Similarly, the deletions on the Arlington National Cemetery website included three lists of
“Notable Graves” that featured biographies and locations of Black, Hispanic, and female service
members and public figures buried at Arlington National Cemetery.6 This included General and
former Secretary of State Colin Powell’s information that was edited, including removing
mentions of his race.7 These histories were removed from the site’s navigation and main links,
making them harder to access.
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Anthony Pittore @anthonypittore.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"I have never noticed the negative impact of politics on my life growing up as a wealthy white male in Texas."
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Anthony Pittore @anthonypittore.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Goes by quicker if you use the whole thing as kindling
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Anthony Pittore @anthonypittore.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
His publicist is heaving into a paper bag behind the teleprompter
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Anthony Pittore @anthonypittore.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Damn tariffs, can't catch a break.
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Anthony Pittore @anthonypittore.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Teeth are 2 for $28? She's way overpaying for teeth. Who's her teeth guy?
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Anthony Pittore @anthonypittore.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Have they even considered their injuries wouldn't have happened if they had higher testosterone???
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Anthony Pittore @anthonypittore.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Unfortunately, my fantasy team is called "We Don't Choke Pregnant Women" so Tyreek Hill doesn't make the cut. www.si.com/college/2015...
si.com
Tyreek Hill pleads guilty to domestic abuse, receives three years probation
Former Oklahoma State Cowboys running back Tyreek Hill pleaded guilty to a domestic abuse charge.
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Anthony Pittore @anthonypittore.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That's how you get a big bang (theory)
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Anthony Pittore @anthonypittore.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I started zoning out next to a ball machine instead of playing catch with my kid It's okay, he just put up a net to catch it while he plays Roblox with headphones on
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Anthony Pittore @anthonypittore.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Swedish Chef shakes pepper onto his Kermit mealJim Siedow as The Cook in Texas Chainsaw 2
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Anthony Pittore @anthonypittore.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Look at this stupid mother fucker
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Anthony Pittore @anthonypittore.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You'd think the future wife of the FBI director would know the flag code
(d) The flag should never be used as wearing apparel, bedding, or drapery. It should never be festooned, drawn back, nor up, in folds, but always allowed to fall free. Bunting of blue, white, and red, always arranged with the blue above, the white in the middle, and the red below, should be used for covering a speaker’s desk, draping the front of the platform, and for decoration in general.
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Anthony Pittore @anthonypittore.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hmm, who says I can't make a PB&J using Rice Krispie treats? Fantastic idea.
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Anthony Pittore @anthonypittore.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Acaster is on the new series?! Guess I need to catch up too.
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Anthony Pittore @anthonypittore.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Watched all except 13 (so far). Asylum, Murder House, and Roanoke are my fave. I like the characters of Coven, but not the story. I dig the settings of Hotel and Freak Show, but think they’re fall apart quickly. The others are really hit & miss. Except I couldn’t finish Delicate or NYC.
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Anthony Pittore @anthonypittore.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The only time I've hoped something was AI
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Anthony Pittore @anthonypittore.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
From the director of:
Trump poses for his senior photo in front of the American flag
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Anthony Pittore @anthonypittore.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
As a millennial who read that far too young, I feel like Gen X would claim it because it's so analog. Ours could be Paranormal Activity. Long static shots of seemingly empty rooms, limited cast, claustrophobic, beaten to death with too many variations of the original story, etc.
Paranormal Activity poster
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Anthony Pittore @anthonypittore.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think I died from cringe writing that and hate myself appropriately
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Anthony Pittore @anthonypittore.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
(dreamcore TikTok voice) The Goodest Place: An endless pet store filled with heckin’ floofy doggos. Every snoot is perfectly boopable. But… you cannot boop them.
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Anthony Pittore @anthonypittore.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I remember when Ti West was talented
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
they are stealing billions from us in order to build data centers in our backyards in order to run machines designed to take our jobs and ultimately enslave us
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Anthony Pittore @anthonypittore.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My mum used to spit a hard candy onto their windshield so it hardened in the sun. She was diabolical.
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Anthony Pittore @anthonypittore.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"You're both wrong" is always a strong opener
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Anthony Pittore @anthonypittore.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How mad will they be when they find out all the music at record stores was made by humans 🤮
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Anthony Pittore @anthonypittore.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is a better photo than the one they used
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Anthony Pittore @anthonypittore.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Gotta wonder if that's the BEST picture they had, what does it really look like? Worth it just for the curiosity.
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Anthony Pittore @anthonypittore.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Starting with Bourne Ultimatum, that man started putting his DP on a rodeo bull. Even in non-action scenes, the camera won't settle the fuck down. The public managed to guilt JJ Abrams into using less lens flares, maybe we can do it with Greengrass.
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Anthony Pittore @anthonypittore.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm convinced every Paul Greengrass movie takes place during an active earthquake.
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Anthony Pittore @anthonypittore.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There's another guy who might've been right too, but people give me weird looks when I mention him. Unrelated, anyone catch that new movie on Netflix?
poster for Unabomber (Netflix film)
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