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Anthony Cougar MicciOH MY GOOODDD!!!!!!

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Anthony Cougar MicciOH MY GOOODDD!!!!!! @anthonymiccio.bsky.social · 6h
The missing link between Tom Clancy and Glee.
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Anthony Cougar MicciOH MY GOOODDD!!!!!! @anthonymiccio.bsky.social · 7h
(I only rate movies if they’re seen at home & don’t merit a Kael-length review, and the ratings are basically “seen at least twice, will see again”/“hurrah! a night of cinema!”/“someone needs a talking to”/“someone should get fired”, cuz I do like sorting things
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Anthony Cougar MicciOH MY GOOODDD!!!!!! @anthonymiccio.bsky.social · 7h
Pauline Kael avoided ratings her whole career, and that 95% of haters just say she was “wrong” about a movie they love is so infuriating, like they just read she panned something and shake their fist at the imagined thumb.
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Just some random weirdo @justarandomweirdo.bsky.social · 8h
Four-panel comic drawing in black on white. Title at top: "HOW IT FEELS TO BE ALIVE LATELY" Panel one: A person with shaggy dark hair and a striped top is sitting in a blanket in a park. Panel two: same scene, but a second person's head is entering the frame at the left; the person relaxing on the blanket is looking at them. Panel three: same scene, but the second person, now with their head and one arm visible at the left side of the frame, says "That'll be $70." Panel four: the person on the blanket, seen from the shoulders up, says "OK"; their eyes are filling with tears. Below the comic: "© Sarah Anderson"
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Anthony Cougar MicciOH MY GOOODDD!!!!!! @anthonymiccio.bsky.social · 8h
My fave might be an early walk and talk where he’s consistently in front of her, and anytime they stop, she slides down in a doorway. she has to do SO much choreography around it, I can’t get why they didnt hire a shorter actress
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Anthony Cougar MicciOH MY GOOODDD!!!!!! @anthonymiccio.bsky.social · 8h
One of the things I wish I’d saved from my Twitter account is a thread of all the ways they made Kelly mcgillis look shorter than tom cruise. A Peter Jackson level of practical effect work, there.
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Anthony Cougar MicciOH MY GOOODDD!!!!!! @anthonymiccio.bsky.social · 8h
I really wish you could access “edited-for-tv” versions on streaming, so you could enjoy the best absurd comedies with kids, confident they’ll just hear “mother flipper!” and see a dramatic jump cut from a guy’s eyes bulging, rather than dad going “oh, I forgot about this scene.”
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Anthony Cougar MicciOH MY GOOODDD!!!!!! @anthonymiccio.bsky.social · 8h
Golf, gophers, the love between a caddie and a woman, the joy of infuriating Ted Knight, so much to learn.
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Anthony Cougar MicciOH MY GOOODDD!!!!!! @anthonymiccio.bsky.social · 8h
Just put on the entirety of Caddyshack, and demand complete silence throughout.
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Anthony Cougar MicciOH MY GOOODDD!!!!!! @anthonymiccio.bsky.social · 8h
“When the harlequin is on the bed, And the whiskey haze surrounds his head, William Holden's coming over and he's got a fifth or two...” “Tom Servo, if you don't stop doing your Anthony Newley, I'm gonna throw you against the wall.” “He'll do it, too.” “Will there still be a clown in the sky…”
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Anthony Cougar MicciOH MY GOOODDD!!!!!! @anthonymiccio.bsky.social · 10h
That scene is at the middle of a Venn diagram of smiths fans, king crimson fans, and alcoholic sex pests
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Anthony Cougar MicciOH MY GOOODDD!!!!!! @anthonymiccio.bsky.social · 10h
I couldn’t remember if they made one or two albums. Chicago emo: me :: Chinatown : Jake
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Anthony Cougar MicciOH MY GOOODDD!!!!!! @anthonymiccio.bsky.social · 10h
Well, you can cram it with walnuts, ugly!
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Anthony Cougar MicciOH MY GOOODDD!!!!!! @anthonymiccio.bsky.social · 10h
Tbf I don’t remember if they’d reached peak “one of our guys has a trumpet” by then yet
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Anthony Cougar MicciOH MY GOOODDD!!!!!! @anthonymiccio.bsky.social · 10h
I WISH mark Hollis… damn, why don’t I proof my zings…
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Anthony Cougar MicciOH MY GOOODDD!!!!!! @anthonymiccio.bsky.social · 10h
I have never heard Talk Talk and thought “I was mark hollis was from Chicago and wanted to be Morrissey” but apparently many do
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Anthony Cougar MicciOH MY GOOODDD!!!!!! @anthonymiccio.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Evil Dead Burn! Backrooms! Mother Mary! Undertone! House On Eden! Blurbs! anthony-is-writing.ghost.io/evil-dead-po...
anthony-is-writing.ghost.io
Evil Dead Post: Take Dump 10/9/26
Cheering my favorite horror film franchise, and blurbing four more hypothetical frights I recently streamed.
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Anthony Cougar MicciOH MY GOOODDD!!!!!! @anthonymiccio.bsky.social · 13h
God he really HAS become the “nice” Ryan Murphy. 2028: “So I got offered the rights to make a new Friday The 13th and thought, how can I make this about a group of sympathetic people you don’t want to see kill or be killed?”
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Jason Gross @jgrossnas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Robert Quine interview from 1997, now expanded with much more info/detail about NYC #punk, Lou Reed plus previously unseen photos (PSF article) www.furious.com/perfect/quin...
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Anthony Cougar MicciOH MY GOOODDD!!!!!! @anthonymiccio.bsky.social · 15h
The rest of the doom patrol cast was great too, but the characters are so distinct from corollaries in the Morrison run (assuming they HAVE any) I still can connect to my adolescence sense of them. But Fraser’s voice IS cliff steele’s now, even if we never learned how he got into post-punk.
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Anthony Cougar MicciOH MY GOOODDD!!!!!! @anthonymiccio.bsky.social · 16h
I honestly can’t even remember how I perceived cliff Steele’s voice in the 90s now, Fraser retroactively owns my entire concept of the guy.
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Anthony Cougar MicciOH MY GOOODDD!!!!!! @anthonymiccio.bsky.social · 18h
I bet you could build a ten hour series out of the westing game, the size of the ensemble allows for considerable padding. The bigger problem is doing it without making the climax a non-event, having the *clues* not too obvious or irrelevant.
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Anthony Cougar MicciOH MY GOOODDD!!!!!! @anthonymiccio.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
youtu.be/4O2_rZIgrQI?...
youtu.be
Tom Cruise - Scientology Rant (FULL)
YouTube video by nickmills2007
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Anthony Cougar MicciOH MY GOOODDD!!!!!! @anthonymiccio.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He openly credits them for “curing” his dyslexia and believes his hands can bring ODs back. He used to roll with Rob Lowe in the 80s, so he may have done some shit (and cults love leverage) but he’s trapped in an absurd nightmare of huge power and total vulnerability even if it’s not tawdry.
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Anthony Cougar MicciOH MY GOOODDD!!!!!! @anthonymiccio.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yup cruise isn’t appearing in dudes’ selfies at 24 Hour Fitness at 3am like Travolta. I think he might be debauched but also might just be terrified to find out he doesn’t have superpowers if the church collapses, a crown prince deeply in denial about the forces around him. If Joffrey lived, lol.
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Anthony Cougar MicciOH MY GOOODDD!!!!!! @anthonymiccio.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
100 points if you get the reference.
FUCK! SHIT! PISS!
Horseshit
IN A BEAR'S ASS!

in a Marlboro cigarette pack format
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Anthony Cougar MicciOH MY GOOODDD!!!!!! @anthonymiccio.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
See alt text!
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Anthony Cougar MicciOH MY GOOODDD!!!!!! @anthonymiccio.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“I really want to make a Star Wars movie, it’s gonna be so much fun to make and there’s no way it will be worse than II or IX.”
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Anthony Cougar MicciOH MY GOOODDD!!!!!! @anthonymiccio.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Can’t he just make podcasts celebrating classic horror movies, instead of remakes and sequels humbly genuflecting to the original, confident they won’t be the WORST milking the IP receives?
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Anthony Cougar MicciOH MY GOOODDD!!!!!! @anthonymiccio.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“I couldn’t possibly make a better shark movie, but I could make a better movie about survivors of a shark attack having conversations about the effects of that shark attack.”
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Anthony Cougar MicciOH MY GOOODDD!!!!!! @anthonymiccio.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Age yourself with a childhood crush
Moose from You Can’t Do That On Television
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Anthony Cougar MicciOH MY GOOODDD!!!!!! @anthonymiccio.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Evil Dead Burn! Backrooms! Mother Mary! Undertone! House On Eden! Blurbs! anthony-is-writing.ghost.io/evil-dead-po...
anthony-is-writing.ghost.io
Evil Dead Post: Take Dump 10/9/26
Cheering my favorite horror film franchise, and blurbing four more hypothetical frights I recently streamed.
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Anthony Cougar MicciOH MY GOOODDD!!!!!! @anthonymiccio.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Not that the legislature even wants to fry these guys. Most are complicit enough they want no precedent of severe consequence for abusing power, just resigning or losing and shuffling away. But fry they could, and they know being a threat will spare them more than showing dignity.
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Anthony Cougar MicciOH MY GOOODDD!!!!!! @anthonymiccio.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The exec branch has been reduced to the people psychotic enough to be enabled by Trump, but so moronic they can’t do better in the private sector. The legislature, not wanting to rock the boat before midterms, has given them 2 years to run wild. they can’t fry you twice, so why not go out raging?
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Anthony Cougar MicciOH MY GOOODDD!!!!!! @anthonymiccio.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Failing to resist the urge to suggest that maybe when you realized you had fall out boy and meat loaf and u2 albums, your brain said “aw, fuck this, I’m out of here?”
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Anthony Cougar MicciOH MY GOOODDD!!!!!! @anthonymiccio.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If I had Ellison money, after I healed the world, I’d buy the rights to make a shared universe that includes MacGruber, Loomis (Anthony Carrigan) and Mitchell (Bobby Moynihan).
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Anthony Cougar MicciOH MY GOOODDD!!!!!! @anthonymiccio.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
LOOMIS! bsky.app/profile/matt...
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Anthony Cougar MicciOH MY GOOODDD!!!!!! @anthonymiccio.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’m a big DePalma nut partly cuz of how he wrestles with loving people but knowing movies can be nasty fun, so he can be sardonic or maudlin depending on mood sometimes minute to minute like the end of blow out. Flanagan has become overbearingly sentimental about fiction. Should make google ads.
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Anthony Cougar MicciOH MY GOOODDD!!!!!! @anthonymiccio.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Most people will never say “I was wrong, you were right, I’m jumping the fence.” All you can hope usually is they just don’t get off the couch.
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Anthony Cougar MicciOH MY GOOODDD!!!!!! @anthonymiccio.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’m on board with his troupe, though his coziness with them just adds to the preciousness. Really risks turning into the *nice* Ryan Murphy.
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Anthony Cougar MicciOH MY GOOODDD!!!!!! @anthonymiccio.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I could forgive in haunting of hill & bly when he mostly just had a hard time not milking the final episode. And doctor sleep could be written off as an experiment in trying to make King ok with Kubrick. But he’s really dived blindly into schmaltz since.
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Anthony Cougar MicciOH MY GOOODDD!!!!!! @anthonymiccio.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Pitbull in 2004: “tough luck, man! Not everyone can handle the streets! Now where the ladies at?” Pitbull in 2026: “tough luck, man! Not everyone can handle emerging financial markets! Now where the bridesmaids at?”
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Anthony Cougar MicciOH MY GOOODDD!!!!!! @anthonymiccio.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
lol I only remember the title
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Anthony Cougar MicciOH MY GOOODDD!!!!!! @anthonymiccio.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I loved Pitbull from the get-go just over 20 years ago, and while I stop caring around the time (feat Lil Jon) left the credits, he introduced himself promising to have insane sex with women while robbing men blind, at that still does seem to be his agenda. youtu.be/iy-vUCIm04M?...
youtu.be
Pitbull - Culo ft. Lil Jon (Music Video)
YouTube video by Pitbull
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Anthony Cougar MicciOH MY GOOODDD!!!!!! @anthonymiccio.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I have to give him credit - the target audience for this song, video, & album title is one and the same: the LAST people to realize something isn’t cool anymore. The most breathtakingly basic people at a casino, where you wonder not just where they got money, but how they don’t drown when it rains.
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Anthony Cougar MicciOH MY GOOODDD!!!!!! @anthonymiccio.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
See first post in thread
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Anthony Cougar MicciOH MY GOOODDD!!!!!! @anthonymiccio.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I hoped midnight mass was so insufferable cuz of covid restrictions, an exercise in chatter, and midnight club was better, but it really seems he’s “evolved.” And even hill house got maudlin in the last episode about “what if ghosts just need hugs” or some shit.
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Anthony Cougar MicciOH MY GOOODDD!!!!!! @anthonymiccio.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
lol, HUSH, I mean. Maybe TV writers rooms turned into therapy sessions, and he realized he’s a gabby softie? That horror isn’t as interesting to him as two people hugging, trying to get through this thing called life? I dunno, but ugh.
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Anthony Cougar MicciOH MY GOOODDD!!!!!! @anthonymiccio.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It’s increasingly hard to believe Flanagan will ever top Hill House in a “Six Feet Under, but the ghosts are real” sense, or even *try* to make a movie like Oculus or Hust again.
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Anthony Cougar MicciOH MY GOOODDD!!!!!! @anthonymiccio.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Flanagan going from a master of visual set pieces, to a guy filming people sitting on a couch, asking each other what they think happens when you die, is so baffling to me.
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