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The Antarian Ambassador

@antarian-embassy.bsky.social
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Ambassador for the Antarian Embassy Author (1 book published, 5 to go) Mad Scientist Mad Machinist/Engineer Chronic pain enduring Alien Exile Cosmic castaway Don Quixote of the spaceways jlevenick.author@gmail.com

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The Antarian Ambassador @antarian-embassy.bsky.social · 22h
Ruin a book by adding a word The Hunt For Red Herring October Logan's Beer Run The Jungle Book Club Patriot Video Games
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The Antarian Ambassador @antarian-embassy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Here it is, my Hollowbois & Nebulagurlz, proof Neo-daughter is livestreaming over on Twitch. @jestertaiga.bsky.social gonna be putting on a show gaming as always.
Red led text sign that reads "On the air no entry!"
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The Antarian Ambassador @antarian-embassy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This has been my week, my Nebulagurlz and Hollowbois. Fibromyalgia kicking my assets.
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Outspoken™️ @out5p0ken.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Black folks don’t hang themselves from trees.
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The Antarian Ambassador @antarian-embassy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
To build a proper hot-take campfire, one must first collect firewood from the Opinion Pine...
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The Antarian Ambassador @antarian-embassy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
New album from Gandalf & the Hobbits! They just released their anthology "Spell-bent For Leather"
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The Antarian Ambassador @antarian-embassy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Was it Magic, or Quantum mechanics? Now there's a hole with no bottom!
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The Antarian Ambassador @antarian-embassy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Paperwork is compounding, which is endlessly frustrating. You would think, dear Hollowbois & Nebulagurlz, that by now I would know better than to announce to the universe my intent to start writing again... As it ALWAYS takes it as invitation to eff me over more.🙄 Very un-fun.
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The Antarian Ambassador @antarian-embassy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Let the monthly paper-chase resume, my dear Nebulagurlz & Hollowbois. I have so much adulting to do in the next two days, just so I don't lose any *more* hard-won benefits from the state. It's exhausting, and unnecessary. I'm so fucking tired of this bullshit 😒 😤 Soul level tired.
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The Antarian Ambassador @antarian-embassy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
🎶"Bang bang bang bang, vamanos, vamanos!" 🎶 -The almighty CLUTCH
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The Antarian Ambassador @antarian-embassy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Water is already boiling at this point; the frog has been dead for a while. The expirement failed. So now they are throwing in seasoning and calling it soup.
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The Antarian Ambassador @antarian-embassy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
As I attempt to give the Embassy Lexatrix her evenings medicine, she glances up at me for her book: "May I have 5 more minutes? I think my spy is about to be betrayed..." My dear Nebulagurlz & Hollowbois, I simply cannot!🤣🤣🤣🤣
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The Antarian Ambassador @antarian-embassy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
You know what, my Nebulagurlz & Hollowbois? Ice may float, but ICE sinks like a stone; build your moat, HOA be damned!
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The Antarian Ambassador @antarian-embassy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Damn. A week in the Oort cloud, and when I return here, the signal to noise ratio is hellacious. Even the Embassy Communications Czarina is perplexed and discombobulated by the desynchronized nature of it all. What has actually happened, my Hollowbois & Nebulagurls? How does it ride?
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The Antarian Ambassador @antarian-embassy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I must away too the Oort cloud, my fellow straingelings; but I shall return before new Babylon falls in the west, and Ozymandius ascends the throne!
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The Antarian Ambassador @antarian-embassy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
So my Nebulagurlz & Hollowbois, how's your hammer hanging? How's it riding? Is the flow a trickle or a deluge? Does the battle go favorably? To use the posh vernacular; "'Sup, dawg?"
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Rev. Deral "FreeLink" Fenderson @fendersonia.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Always Reskeet Big G
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The Antarian Ambassador @antarian-embassy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Ruin a book by adding a word: Rainbow Six Flags
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The Antarian Ambassador @antarian-embassy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I just knew I shouldn't have made that crack about Cassandra.
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The Antarian Ambassador @antarian-embassy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I see the joke about Pegasus is really talking off.
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The Antarian Ambassador @antarian-embassy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I have a joke about the Minataur, it's amazing.
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The Antarian Ambassador @antarian-embassy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
My joke about Achilles has one weak point.
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The Antarian Ambassador @antarian-embassy.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Today was enjoyable, yet at the same time, my Nebulagurlz & Hollowbois, a complete & total fluster-cluck. Qwoth Henny Penny; "B'gaaawk!"
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The Antarian Ambassador @antarian-embassy.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
From a conversation with the Antarian Embassy's Lexatrix today: "Unrequited fangirling sounds like the title of a fanfic blog."🤔 "It truly DOES, doesn't it?"🤷 So how are your weeks going, my Nebulagurlz & Hollowbois? Everything glass-ocean smooth & frost-fire, or naffed & nerrdl'd?
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The Antarian Ambassador @antarian-embassy.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Last night, the city's fireworks display ran from 9pm until 10pm. The neighborhood fireworks shows, however, ran from about 7:15pm until around 3:45am. July 5th should be "Apologize to Veterans & pets for triggering their PTSD day."
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The Antarian Ambassador @antarian-embassy.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
It. Is. Too. Damn. Hot. 91f index of 105f, and it isn't even the hottest part of the day yet, my dear Nebulagurlz & Hollowbois. I'd say stay frost-fire, but there's little frost to be had, and I iz staying far from any 🔥 for the next few days...
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The Antarian Ambassador @antarian-embassy.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Well my Hollowbois & Nebulagurls, I am back to filling out mortgage hardship paperwork again. The 'bots flagged and closed the first submission for not having 2024/25 tax year data. Social security income isn't taxed like regular wages. No income tax. Their system didn't *know* this!
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The Antarian Ambassador @antarian-embassy.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
You've smithed your last aero
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The Antarian Ambassador @antarian-embassy.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
You've ironed your last maiden
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The Antarian Ambassador @antarian-embassy.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
They don't dance around the fire. They worship the ashes.
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The Antarian Ambassador @antarian-embassy.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
TFW you call to wish your dad a happy Father's day, and are basically dismissed... *sigh* Ouch. Even with the horrible, dysfunctional family history I have, I was NOT expecting that. Damn. Stay frost-fire, my Nebulagurlz & Hollowbois. It hurts when you find out your fam don't love you.
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The Antarian Ambassador @antarian-embassy.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
The Antarian Embassy's Funkmiester General: "First, we 'Shock The Monkey' and next? Well..." 🎶Right about now...🎶
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
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Tweet: Why is Wikipedia still a thing? Doesn't ChatGPT just render it completely irrelevant?

Reply: You're the people in the floaty chairs at the start of Wall E
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The Antarian Ambassador @antarian-embassy.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Super Mario VS Kuppa Chabbera
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The Antarian Ambassador @antarian-embassy.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
It's been a productive afternoon, my deer Hollowbois and Nebulagurlz... I dropped of paperwork to the appropriate gov. agency, took the typomobile through the car wash, and got in a shower, all in the span of 20 minutes! You have to love a severe Midwest Thunderstorm! ⚡🌩️☔🌈🤣
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The Antarian Ambassador @antarian-embassy.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!!
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The Antarian Ambassador @antarian-embassy.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
A variety of fictional company logos done in pride-themed rainbow colours
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The Antarian Ambassador @antarian-embassy.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
*Sigh* when I fuck up communication, Nebulagurls & Hollowbois, I really fuck it up. In trying to relay some news I perceived as good to Neo-daughter, I not only confused her, but triggered her. Damn it. I'm trying so hard to protect, and make the world safer for her, and our other
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The Antarian Ambassador @antarian-embassy.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Alright my Nebulagurlz & Hollowbois, it's Pride month, so get out there and support your local riots!! 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈
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The Antarian Ambassador @antarian-embassy.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Munchkins: "Follow the yellow brick toad. Follow the yellow Bic toad. Follow, follow, follow, follow, follow the yellow prick choad." Dorothy: "I don't think we smoked cannabis any more, Toto."
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The Antarian Ambassador @antarian-embassy.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I hear tell tRump's so desperate to fund his ballroom, that he's starting a new payment app. CarpetBagger-GO!
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The Antarian Ambassador @antarian-embassy.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
#mutualaid Due to a gas disconnect bill needing paid this month, I am $900 short for making my mortgage payment, which is now overdue. If you can help in any amount, please #paypal me @starlord42@comcast.net I really need the help, and I have cleared this with the Bluesky Elder council I'm on😉
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The Antarian Ambassador @antarian-embassy.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Opened CH24 of "Childhood Asunder" to start writing on it, pick up where I left off... 5 months ago, my Nebulagurls & Hollowbois. Like, I KNOW life's been crazy, but how has it been THAT long of a hiatus!? Make it make sense!! Anyway, more coffee, back to typing words, alien worlds & war crimes. 💙📚
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Ward Q. Normal (he/him) @wardqnormal.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Every day I contemplate the fact that we still don't know what causes left-handedness. Ages ago we as a society decided it was totally normal and stopped punishing and ostracizing kids for it. Today the thought of being anti-left-handedness is bonkers to us. This is a post about trans kids.
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The Antarian Ambassador @antarian-embassy.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I have 2: Do what you can, where you are, with what you have. And Everything eats, everything dies, change is the only constant.
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The Antarian Ambassador @antarian-embassy.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Slightly increase a band Titanium Maiden
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The Antarian Ambassador @antarian-embassy.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
The Antarian Embassy wishes a happy Mothra's day to all who celebrate! Mothra is the most whimsical of all the kaiju, and is the also the only one with a fan club who's membership comes anywhere near Godzilla's.
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The Antarian Ambassador @antarian-embassy.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
We are skinning on by the teeth of our hang. Horsing a look mouth in the gift. Throwing glass people at stones made of houses And all sorts of other metaphored mix-ups.
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Ted Cruz called the FBI on me @weareronin.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Lemme break it down for you, They do this first to some marginalized group as a test bed, Then they roll it out on you. If you don’t believe me, I got some ocean front property in Arizona right down the road from Epstein’s Ranch to sell you.
POLITICS 05/07/2026 05:48PM EDT
Doctors In Tennessee Now Have To Give The Government
Detailed Information About
Their Trans Patients
LGBTQ+ advocates say the law threatens the privacy of doctors and trans patients seeking gender-affirming care.
By Levi Kalish
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