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Tavares

@answer2k1.bsky.social
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¡Quatro Quesos Dos Fritos! #PineAppleJuiceDreams #PickleJuiceThoughts #linkinbio Shoot for the moon, land on a cloud.

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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
"Tell me more about this 'Gravy Hot Tub', if you don't mind..." #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40
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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Society hasn't been right since we moved past this absolute peak of modern technology... #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40
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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Whoever is making cheese and/or toilet paper commercials can save their money. We're buying cheese and/or toilet paper and and we're NEVER going to stop buying cheese and/or toilet paper. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40
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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
This was over 35 years ago... Please, never forget and remember to continue to speak out about....caffeine. #imsoexcited #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40
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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I'm at the age where I realize that my mom really did need that chicken thawed out when she got off from work. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40
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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
No matter how old you are, absolutely NO ONE eats Pop Rocks just to eat them. You eat them to HEAR. THEM. POP. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40
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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Cutting into a cake or pie at a Black family function is way more stressful than it needs to be. You mess up and now everybody wanna know who don't know how to cut and why you do it if you ain't know what you was doing... #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40
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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Remember that feeling of seeing someone's name that you knew when you checked out your library book? #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40
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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Erk & Jerk Eazy Jeezus a.k.a. - The "Hey watch this" liquor... #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40
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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Anyone remember when ice cream used to come in a box? #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40
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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Whenever I see somebody do/say something really crazy or stupid, I act like I'm in a sitcom and look directly into an imaginary camera... #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40
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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
The real reason Bruce Lee was getting in all those fights... #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40
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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Ever wonder what's on some of the more obscure Netflix categories?? ...Don't. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40
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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
That annoying moment when a package says "Easy Open".... ...and you need scissors, an axe, a shotgun, 21-digit combination, a baby elephant, and a lightsaber to open it. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40
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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Remember when the Internet used to come in the MAIL or inside of this HUGE encyclopedia of everyone's phone number that lived in your city? #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40
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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Don't invite me to a Fish Fry and it's TILAPIA. I'll knock every last one of those plates over.. -Stop Playing With Me #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40
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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
✅ can clean hands ✅ cleanse mouth ✅ erases memory ✅ time travel 12-16 hours into the future ✅ the beginning of a interesting story that your friends will always remember ✅ guaranteed to fight ALL other liquors for supremacy over common sense #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40
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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Bruh. That "GO TO BED‼️" almost sent ME to bed too... 😳 Made me feel like I went to have BIG FUN with the Wretched too. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40
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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I was a pre-teen trying to really figure out what the GROUP THING was....🤔 #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40
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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Neighborhood Kids: "Hey Mister, can you get our balloon?!" Me: "Sure, I absolutely can....not." #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40
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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Shout-out to everyone still using that SAME bottle of Vicks from Nov 1986 to fight germs, diseases, allergies, fractures, arachnophobia, gout, anxiety, conjunctivitis, diphtheria, vertigo, earthquakes, tsunamis, Legion of Doom, and Johnny from Karate Kid. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40
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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became an adult I. ABSOLUTELY. UNDERSTOOD. why people on "The Price Is Right" were SO HAPPY to get appliances. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40
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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Whoever put that first "R" in FebRuary and libRary, come outside right quick, I just wanna talk... #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40
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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
If "Keep. My. Name. OUTCHO. Mouth." was a person... #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40
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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
The ONLY things you could do if you stayed home from school sick in 80s-90s: Sleep Eat crackers Nap Doze Drink ginger ale Snooze Eat soup Slumber Watch "The Price Is Right" Look downtrodden If you could do anything else then you could go to school. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40
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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
People's dogs will look just like this when you come over and they will look you in the eye WITH A STRAIGHT FACE and say, "He won't bite" #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40
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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Remember growing up and coming home telling your parents that you needed to get this required TI-84 graphing calculator that costs $934,659.19? #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40
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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Me: "You know that the pool table in 'Beat It' didn't have any holes?" ... Banker Teller: "I meant, did you have any additional questions...about your account." #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40
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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Black History Month Facts #16 Sadie Martin - first black woman to use ginger ale & Vick's Vapor Rub for stomach-bug, narcolepsy, cold, hypothermia, sleep apnea, pinkeye, global warming, rheumatoid arthritis, mesothelioma, and the check engine light. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40
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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Black History Month Facts #13 Reneé "Nay Nay" Jasper: First Black girl to draw and check a MAYBE box on a little boy's note (Rodney Grisholm Butane) which said... "Do you like me? Check YES or NO" #BHMFacts ♥️🖤💚 #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40
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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
When little kids sneeze in your face before they learn how to cover their mouths and you were NOT ready... #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40
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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
If your lemon pepper wings are too salty and your ranch dip is trash, I don't want anything else off your menu... #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40
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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
D.A.R.E. and "Just Say No" had me SOOO PARANOID that my friends and random people would offer me drugs 24/7. My first ACTUAL experience related to drugs: People vigorously vociferously explaining that "If you didn't put in, you DO NOT get to partake..." #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40
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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
When Buzz Lightyear said "To Infinity and Beyond!", this is what he meant... #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40
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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Aht AHT‼️ PUT...IT...BACK. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40
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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I always say "Thank You" to #ChatGPT #Alexa, #Siri, and Google so that when A.I. and the Machines take over, they know I'm nice... #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40
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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Words cannot accurately describe the way Egyptian Musk and Black Love incense/oils had us in a stranglehold in the 90s in college... #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40
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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Now that I'm "grown grown", being able to play a recorder in school is not the flex my 3rd Grade teacher implied that it would be... #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40
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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I feel a way when they don't tell me my total in the Drive-Thru line before telling me to drive around... #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40
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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Safe to say... ...I'm never going to look at Bugs Bunny and Looney Tunes the same without thinking of this... #soundon #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40
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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
After 7 movies, billions of dollars in damages, untold deaths, and a severely changed ecosystem, the entire fiasco of Jurassic Park could have been avoided by just hiring more than one IT guy in 1993. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40
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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Adults you haven't seen since you were 26.4 months-old will ask you (with a straight face) if you remember them. Ma'am/Sir, I don't even remember why I came into this room so that's a "No". #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40
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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
It REALLY makes me feel a way whenever I click Unsubscribe in an unwanted email and it makes me enter my email address again... #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40
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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
When people go "Live" on social media on time... ...But spend the first 10 minutes greeting EVERY. SINGLE. VIEWER. that they know... #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40
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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
When you used to belong to the streets but now you're just well hydrated... #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40
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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
If I send you this, it means that "if I go down, I'm taking you with me"... #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40
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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
As a kid, Sesame Street taught me the value of education, empathy, and kindness... ...but Bugs Bunny taught me that revenge on my enemies must be quick, clever, and brutal. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40
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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Shout out to people who Rate & Review things... ...because I don't like to Rate OR Review things ...but I like to know how things are Rated & Reviewed. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40
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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Everybody At Work This Week: "That sounds like a 2026 problem..." #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40
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Tavares @answer2k1.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
...and now it's that sad time of year when Mariah Carey must return to the ice, only to re-emerge next Christmas. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40
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