Reposted by Absentee All-fatherScathach @ceo-of-spears.bsky.social · 15/10/2026The druids were a respected tradition. 111 0
Absentee All-father @ansuzrune.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Otherwise... [He thinks about it for a moment before settling on a threat he'd receive back in his training days.] I'll make ya' run 'til your legs fall off.✨️ 000 0
Absentee All-father @ansuzrune.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The little things, aye? Smelling the roses and such. Right. [He taps his staff to the roof and a thicket of wooden figures are left to spring up at various points and angles.] I want ya' to hit them from here without drawing a weapon. 100 0
Absentee All-father @ansuzrune.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Oh someone's pregnant and I'm tending to the weeds, lad. It's all in the memo. 020 0
Absentee All-father @ansuzrune.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Bout time I check on those "crops" of mine in the garden. 000 0
Absentee All-father @ansuzrune.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Then this way. [He escorts his master up top. The wind is strong, as one might expect. He takes in a breath, sighing as he steps further out.] Clean and cool, nothing quite like it inside eh? 100 0
Absentee All-father @ansuzrune.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Hey is that the blondie king of knights over yonder? 020 0
Absentee All-father @ansuzrune.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Last time I had to deal with her in the honest and true she did bust down my totally legitimate gambling operation. 030 0
Absentee All-father @ansuzrune.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Welllll what's life without a little surprise to spice things up, missy? [ he winks but a duck sound goes off somewhere in the distance. ] 100 0
Absentee All-father @ansuzrune.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Can a cat and a dog truly... Nay, nay I shouldn't even ponder the idea of it. 000 0
Absentee All-father @ansuzrune.bsky.social · 23/09/2026static.klipy.comGoodbye Chat MemeALT: Goodbye Chat Meme 030 0
Absentee All-father @ansuzrune.bsky.social · 23/09/2026It's about time I hit that dusty trail..! 120 0
Absentee All-father @ansuzrune.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Birds napping like a cat? What's the world coming to? 010 0
Absentee All-father @ansuzrune.bsky.social · 23/09/2026All your salt and vinegar taytos can stay. I'll be taking that zesty barbecue flavor. 010 0
Absentee All-father @ansuzrune.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Try again with that one, would ya'? [Very calmly sending one (1) of his wolves to steal young Zander's snack pack.] 000 0
Absentee All-father @ansuzrune.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Warms the heart to know you can put so much faith in me. Trust me on this, I've got a plan in the works.✨️ 100 0
Absentee All-father @ansuzrune.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Nothing sixteen beers, a carton of smokes, and a punch to the jaw with the lads can't fix. 010 0
Absentee All-father @ansuzrune.bsky.social · 22/09/2026She's a tough vessel, should've checked out the pummeling it went through during the last couple Lostbelts between all the nonsense. Besides, you're a fox ain't'cha? Got a couple tails to you and everything. Ought to try out some of that latent fire.✨️ 100 0
Absentee All-father @ansuzrune.bsky.social · 22/09/2026[He'd suggest the training room, but that's where her beau had been frequenting recently. Might be best to avoid that until she's good and ready.] There are many places to enact combustion for those with eyes to see. We're headed to the top deck. 100 0
Absentee All-father @ansuzrune.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Aye, comes with the job. I thought I'd reinflate ya' with an air rune as a joke but maybe you'd prefer to blow off steam instead. I hear blowing shit up is a great sorta therapy. 100 0
Absentee All-father @ansuzrune.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Sadly things often get away from us even at the worst of moments. Even against our best wishes! Can't helped. C'mon now, let's get you un-flat. 100 0
Absentee All-father @ansuzrune.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I'm afraid you've started a trend here without even trying. 100 0
Absentee All-father @ansuzrune.bsky.social · 15/09/2026She's certainly crazy for reasons that weren't known to people at the time but are obvious now. 111 0
Absentee All-father @ansuzrune.bsky.social · 14/09/2026You're asking too many questions for a simple task that comes to all living things. You drink 'em, missy. 100 0
Absentee All-father @ansuzrune.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Drinks huh. H'oh, you know your way to a man's favor awful well. Might be gravitationally challenged but I can always go for a little libation. 000 0
Absentee All-father @ansuzrune.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Well my genius disguise is gone, seems I'll need to think a little more intellectually on my next course of action. 000 0
Absentee All-father @ansuzrune.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Turned the wicker man into a big ol' "bug zapper" with it being bright and all. 110 0
Absentee All-father @ansuzrune.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Cheers to the lady of the house. [He cracks open a tall boy and places it in one of her hands then a shotglass full of whiskey in the other.] 110 0
Absentee All-father @ansuzrune.bsky.social · 14/09/2026[Staggered to the side, glasses halfway on him.] Oh fuck, I can't believe you've done this. 030 0
Reposted by Absentee All-father鬼 @onibriated.bsky.social · 14/09/2026[Punches the disguise off him like that viral video starring Ms. Wife and her phantom thief gang] 041 0
Absentee All-father @ansuzrune.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Who's this Cool Foolin', you all speak of. I've never even heard of them. 030 0
Absentee All-father @ansuzrune.bsky.social · 14/09/2026There's no need to invoke the "S" word here. 030 0
Absentee All-father @ansuzrune.bsky.social · 14/09/2026That kind of thing. Y'know you can just leave me as an anonymous Caster of humble origins and handsome features. 010 0
Absentee All-father @ansuzrune.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I'm a healthy man of sound mind and body. 020 0
Absentee All-father @ansuzrune.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Any mage or wizened sage worth their salt would find appreciation of a good ass, boyo. 000 0
Absentee All-father @ansuzrune.bsky.social · 14/09/2026[Walks back out a while later with a towel around his neck and a healthy sheen over his face.] H'oh, had a good sweat in there. Good thing I had it set to B for Buge and not C for Caster~! 000 0
Absentee All-father @ansuzrune.bsky.social · 13/09/2026They're just spilling out the sideways, it's crazy here. 010 0
