Reposted by Absentee All-fatherScathach @ceo-of-spears.bsky.social · 15/10/2026The druids were a respected tradition. 111
Absentee All-father @ansuzrune.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Oh someone's pregnant and I'm tending to the weeds, lad. It's all in the memo. 020
Absentee All-father @ansuzrune.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Bout time I check on those "crops" of mine in the garden. 000
Absentee All-father @ansuzrune.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Hey is that the blondie king of knights over yonder? 020
Absentee All-father @ansuzrune.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Last time I had to deal with her in the honest and true she did bust down my totally legitimate gambling operation. 030
Absentee All-father @ansuzrune.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Can a cat and a dog truly... Nay, nay I shouldn't even ponder the idea of it. 000
Absentee All-father @ansuzrune.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Birds napping like a cat? What's the world coming to? 010
Absentee All-father @ansuzrune.bsky.social · 23/09/2026All your salt and vinegar taytos can stay. I'll be taking that zesty barbecue flavor. 010
Absentee All-father @ansuzrune.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Try again with that one, would ya'? [Very calmly sending one (1) of his wolves to steal young Zander's snack pack.] 000
Absentee All-father @ansuzrune.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Nothing sixteen beers, a carton of smokes, and a punch to the jaw with the lads can't fix. 010
Absentee All-father @ansuzrune.bsky.social · 15/09/2026She's certainly crazy for reasons that weren't known to people at the time but are obvious now. 111
Absentee All-father @ansuzrune.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Drinks huh. H'oh, you know your way to a man's favor awful well. Might be gravitationally challenged but I can always go for a little libation. 000
Absentee All-father @ansuzrune.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Well my genius disguise is gone, seems I'll need to think a little more intellectually on my next course of action. 000
Absentee All-father @ansuzrune.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Turned the wicker man into a big ol' "bug zapper" with it being bright and all. 110
Absentee All-father @ansuzrune.bsky.social · 14/09/2026[Staggered to the side, glasses halfway on him.] Oh fuck, I can't believe you've done this. 030
Reposted by Absentee All-father鬼 @onibriated.bsky.social · 14/09/2026[Punches the disguise off him like that viral video starring Ms. Wife and her phantom thief gang] 041
Absentee All-father @ansuzrune.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Who's this Cool Foolin', you all speak of. I've never even heard of them. 030
Absentee All-father @ansuzrune.bsky.social · 14/09/2026There's no need to invoke the "S" word here. 030
Absentee All-father @ansuzrune.bsky.social · 14/09/2026That kind of thing. Y'know you can just leave me as an anonymous Caster of humble origins and handsome features. 010
Absentee All-father @ansuzrune.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Any mage or wizened sage worth their salt would find appreciation of a good ass, boyo. 000
Absentee All-father @ansuzrune.bsky.social · 14/09/2026[Walks back out a while later with a towel around his neck and a healthy sheen over his face.] H'oh, had a good sweat in there. Good thing I had it set to B for Buge and not C for Caster~! 000
Absentee All-father @ansuzrune.bsky.social · 13/09/2026They're just spilling out the sideways, it's crazy here. 010
Absentee All-father @ansuzrune.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I'm also a fan of the better things in life, like a fine backside and a good set of legs. 000
Reposted by Absentee All-fatherRITSUKA. @last-master.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I used to think druids were all about loving nature and smoking weed. Now I realize they're all about murder, war, burning people alive, and smoking weed. 041
Absentee All-father @ansuzrune.bsky.social · 13/09/2026A geas needs to be agreed upon by the receiver ya idjit! Get in the kiln!! 120
Absentee All-father @ansuzrune.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Rune of itchy back of your heel that you can't seem to satisfy. 010
Absentee All-father @ansuzrune.bsky.social · 27/08/2026You just need to trust me on this one, missy. My arm's gonna be in a cast. 000
Absentee All-father @ansuzrune.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Hey— I just need to handle this work injury first. 010
Absentee All-father @ansuzrune.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Sounds like it would be a major problem for you and not me. Hold this real quick, would ya? 000
Absentee All-father @ansuzrune.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Roadless Camelot is propaganda by big Morgan to make you feel bad for her and it's all true. She really didn't use any roads. 002
Reposted by Absentee All-fatherCaptain Nemo @mobilisinmobili.bsky.social · 19/08/2026The result of that was the destruction of Fuyuki and the altering of every servant there, save Cu, because of Odin probably. 002
Reposted by Absentee All-fatherBiscione! @ouroboros-ol.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Also, I'm unionized! 001
Absentee All-father @ansuzrune.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Nothing rude or what have you missy, just a thing or two I see. 010
Absentee All-father @ansuzrune.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Another champion drinker joins the little lady's roster. That makes her, the oni, myself— I'm noticing a trend. 011
