iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Grey isn't a colour. It's the absence of joy. It's the colour of wet Sundays on Stornoway. The January of interior design.

22614

Never watch an American comedian special on Netflix. They're always shit

18841

Ocean Colour Scene are obviously a great set of musicians judging by the calibre of people who hire them. But their music ain't half boring.

8230

Mitchell & Webb were far more insightful than they or anyone realised. The secret to the world actually is 1 and a half pints. It makes everything seem possible. But any more and you inevitably ruin everything. It's bizarre.

15762

Enormous house prices have ruined everything in the UK. Houses should cost £150,000, flats £75,000.

281426

No, you're not an 'Urban Explorer'. Be honest, you're a just a trespasser.

11713

If you've got an opinion you want on here - submit it to the form: forms.gle/1gNMupaNHQf8xeRE6

This may be upsetting or enraging to some, but I think that if your child dies of a disease they could have been vaccinated against, then you're responsible. You've killed your own child. Vaccines save lives.

anon_opin GOLD from 15th August 2025

824416

Recently discovered the Lock Chat function on Whatsapp. Especially useful for completely hiding away mental family chat groups when muting isn't enough. Also avoids the interrogations of choosing the 'leave chat' nuclear option.

3262

True. A woman might not like sex. That can happen. But only if she hasn't already had sex with you. If she goes off sex after sex with you then you have to at least co aider the possibility that's it sex with you that she doesn't want.

10371

All children should have the names of their parents and a contact number tattooed on them, so we know who to complain to when they're being little shits. Kinda like a "How Is My Parenting?" hotline.

13472

Ricky Gervais could benefit from having more people around him to say "no" from time to time.

171646

Putting pretty fairy lights inside "interesting" old gin bottles, and using these as ornaments is naff. It just looks like you are putting your recycling and drinking problem on display.

7382

Sir Killalot vs Robo Babe is an under appreciated banger of a millennium-disco-rap song. That said, the video makes no sense. How could Sir Killalot love when the video depicts him as remote control? Or is his creepy driver in love?

170

There's no point having travel news on a national radio station.

14900

Online opinions should expire after 2 years. A restaurant's overall score shouldn't be dragged down today because someone had an arsey waiter 8 years ago

91914

I eat in restaurants to spend time with friends without the pressure of cooking and serving. In that situation, spending 25 minutes picking the perfect meal from the menu is just plain rude. Read until there's something you'll eat. Choose that. You can always come back again.

12460

The government should issue a list of genericised trademarks each year. And we, the people who change the language, should compete to genericise more trademarks each year. Let's finish off Biro and Photoshop for a news story early in 2027.

5271

Cats have only two thoughts: 'get warm' and 'kill things'. Sometimes one, sometimes the other. Occasionally both.

9421

The late at night and increasing loud electronic chirps that accompany take away deliveries are dystopian af.

6231

The fact that Gary Numan hasn't achieved full 'national treasure' status is something that needs to be corrected. A musical pioneer, still going strong and never did a cunty thing in his life. An all round good egg.

27906

Carrot in a Box was funnier than Delboy falling through the bar.

151558

People who proudly declare they don't follow any mainstream media are invariably very poorly informed.

8994

France does phenomenal cuisine, but their love for bread is beyond normal. They must be shagging it.

15310

If you've got an opinion you want on here - submit it to the form: forms.gle/1gNMupaNHQf8xeRE6

If you are rude to shop staff, restaurant staff or anyone else getting on with their job, just know that everyone else in earshot will be on their side and will think you're a massive twat.

anon_opin GOLD from 11th April 2025

31626

You should never give cous cous to a toddler unless you have your Dyson handy

10531

I know a lot of people will shit themselves over this, but if you're tired of D&D 5E and want to try something new, the best replacement is RoleMaster RMSS. Try it, you'll probably like it.

12150

You may see your children as the most important thing in your life, but in most families there are children who would prefer at least one parent not to be there most of the time. So 50/50

13330

Half the country isn't on fire because of BBQs, pretty much every wildfire is on land that used to be peat bogs that we drained to make it easier to shoot things and put sheep there. We've turned our greatest defence against both wildfires and flooding in to a giant tinder box.

1213515

No ingredient does more heavy lifting than the jam in a Jammy Dodger. The non-jammy biscuit bits are really poor quality.

13892

If you are scrolling down someone's Insta feed or TikTok page and every single thumbnail is a close up of their face then it's probably safe to assume they are an absolute narcissist.

11451

A good pork pie is better than bad sex.

30986

People misinterpret the baby on board sign. It doesn't mean your expecting any favours or preferential treatment. It means if you're driving a bit slower or cautiously than most people, that's why.

26451