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anonymousComrade @anoncomrade.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

there it is. the worst thing society has ever produced

anonymousComrade @anoncomrade.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

so twitter going nuts over a female Draco from Harry Potter that's just Asuka Langley Soryu recreated from first principles is definitely some kind of psyop, right

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anonymousComrade @anoncomrade.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

this would be pretty good advice if you were talking about rival sports teams instead of like, people who think secret police should be allowed to put brown people in concentration camps

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anonymousComrade @anoncomrade.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

guy who's convinced the Shadow Moses incident really happened

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anonymousComrade @anoncomrade.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

if you people had been around in 2008 we would have gotten two terms of McCain/Palin and same-sex marriage would still be illegal

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anonymousComrade @anoncomrade.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

getting REAL tired of seeing people whose entire political strategy is saying how great it'll be after t̵h̵e̵ R̵a̵p̵t̵u̵r̵e̵ the Revolution being all "yeah the GOP candidate wants to legalize hunting LGBT folks for sport but the dem said they're not sure about trans sports players yet so they're equally bad"

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anonymousComrade @anoncomrade.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

he'd have to die extremely publicly and extremely irrefutably for them to admit it even happened, is what i'm saying

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anonymousComrade @anoncomrade.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

"died overnight in his sleep" like they wouldn't just stage another assassination attempt, put out a press release saying he's not doing public appearances anymore for "safety reasons", and use AI to Weekend at Bernie's through the rest of the term

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anonymousComrade @anoncomrade.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

since SE clearly has no intention to follow through on the promise of summon glamours they made back when Heavensward was current beyond differently colored Carbuncles, i'm hoping Evercold at least changes up what you summon depending on whether it's a Bahamut or a Phoenix cycle #ffxiv

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anonymousComrade @anoncomrade.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

i'm a simple man. i see a youtube video with an AI-generated thumbnail and i click "don't recommend channel"

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anonymousComrade @anoncomrade.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

heard some places are getting temperatures in the 50s fahrenheit. that's nice. anyway it's going to keep being triple digit heat index for like the rest of the month here. we need to start executing oil and ai CEOs on live television

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anonymousComrade @anoncomrade.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

every time some new johnny-come-lately deity in #ffxiv swears they're going to destroy me and everyone i ever cared about i'm just like

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anonymousComrade @anoncomrade.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

finally got around to playing with beastmaster in #ffxiv for a bit and this is just FFXI skillchains. this absolutely did not need to be a limited job

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anonymousComrade @anoncomrade.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

lukewarm-ass #ffxiv take by now i'm sure but blue mage and beastmaster should have been regular classes instead of this "limited job" nonsense in fact the only FF class that *should* be a limited job is like, *maybe* mime

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anonymousComrade @anoncomrade.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

"i always knew Fetterman was a snake" no you didn't. shut up

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anonymousComrade @anoncomrade.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

lrp between that and the Metal Slug location test getting an official release, what's next for holy grails of videogame prototypes? Conker 64? the Mario RPG build that the screenshot with Luigi in it comes from? Neo-Geo Crystalis 2? man anything seems possible

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anonymousComrade @anoncomrade.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

while the chance isn't 0%, i don't think tomorrow's Direct is going to show a new Smash Bros because it's probably a bit too early in the Switch 2's life for it but man, whenever the next Smash hype cycle DOES come around it's going to be absolutely insufferable thanks to AI

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anonymousComrade @anoncomrade.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

i've never been one who really gives a shit about graphics but damn the OoT remake looks so good

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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Increasingly convinced this is the most important post

Twitter post from January 24, 2019, from @Merman_Melville reading

"Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day."

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anonymousComrade @anoncomrade.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

lrp does this mean Undertale raids for FFXIV in 9.0

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a swarm of autumn bugs @facefullabugs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

woahhh these designs are so cute..

It's a lineup of stickers of Undertale characters as the different Final Fantasy jobs in pixel art form! I don't know FF classes so sorry if I got this wrong but

Toriel, facing us, depicted as a white mage holding a staff, one paw out

Undyne, depicted as a Dragoon, grinning as she leaps down with her spear, ponytail flowing behind her

Mettaton as a dancer in high heels, a rose tucked into his hair, grinning and holding chakram blades, a waist scarf flowing around him

Papyrus is in an FFV style Mage Knight costume, walking left with his fists up, cape flowing

Flowey is a black mage, hat over his eyes making them yellow, one eye winking, tongue stuck out, holding a staff with his vine with a robe covering his body

Sans... is sans....? With his fists up, doing kind of the classic FF walking to the left battle screen motion. Jobless?

Frisk faces us, in the FFV Monster Tamer outfit, facing us.

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anonymousComrade @anoncomrade.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

there's no way this whole thing isn't vibe coded, i give it until the end of the weekend *tops* before someone hacks these to be Epstein-themed

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geoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

"they blocked me and i never even said anything to them" buddy i have some bad news about how many people can perceive your behavior in a public setting

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charlesjpratt @charlesjpratt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

One of Hideo Kojima's real talents is that he would have exactly this idea but the stew would be dropped off by a drone that sings a little jingle which can alert enemies if they're in range. You then get a phone call from a nuclear scientist who warns you not to eat too much starch and dairy.

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anonymousComrade @anoncomrade.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

seriously? right in front of the garden fete?

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anonymousComrade @anoncomrade.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

starting to remember why samurai is my go-to melee job in #ffxiv instead of dragoon. i love drg's aesthetic but its rotation is like trying to do Sonic 3's level select code over and over again, meanwhile sam is just "hehe midare setsugekka go brrrrrrr"

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anonymousComrade @anoncomrade.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

rdm changes i want in #ffxiv Evercold: - you can have either verfire OR verstone procced but not both, one overwrites the other - also they replace jolt instead of being their own button - maybe you can only get it to proc if that mana's lower too - please stop setting off my ocd over this

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anonymousComrade @anoncomrade.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

i still wouldn't order it, but mostly because there's no way it didn't cost like four times what you'd pay for it at any grocery store

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anonymousComrade @anoncomrade.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

man, this sucks. completely unfair. you mean to tell me some asshole could just open a Buc-ee's here whenever, just because i live in Kentucky? unbelievable

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anonymousComrade @anoncomrade.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

i actually LIKED the Burger King and thought he was a fun surreal character and everyone who thought he was creepy just hated fun

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Look, are we the laughing stock of the world? Yes. Are we losing a war we should’ve never started? Yes. Is all our food poison now? Yes. Are all the jobs going away? Yes. But the important thing is a blue-haired college student I made up in my head feels bad about memes.

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anonymousComrade @anoncomrade.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

look, i hate when chuds call anyone they disagree with an NPC as much as the next person who isn't a complete sociopath, but you look at the kind of person who thinks this is acceptable enough to put where other people can see it and tell me there's a human soul behind those eyes

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anonymousComrade @anoncomrade.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

i tried it exactly *once* and it went about as well as it sounds

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anonymousComrade @anoncomrade.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

i think it was because i was a blm main and i was so sick and tired of people asking me if i could go blm/whm and backup heal when they couldn't find an actual healer. you wouldn't believe how many people would see me up with my flag wanting a manaburn and ask if i could heal colibris on that

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anonymousComrade @anoncomrade.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

the funny thing is that i only played rdm in ffxi long enough to use it as a subjob. scholar was the only one i had leveled enough to use as a healer that i could stand doing it on

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anonymousComrade @anoncomrade.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

if you had made this a plot point in a book even ten years ago your publisher would have rejected it for being too on-the-nose

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anonymousComrade @anoncomrade.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

the same social justice circles who welcomed the "kill all men uwu" types with open arms and wrote off anyone who didn't as a fedora-tipping MRA 12 years ago will unironically look at how bad things are now and think "damn, where did all these TERFs come from"

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anonymousComrade @anoncomrade.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

summer enjoyers will get to winter and be like "man this chill in the air that is easily countered by an extra shirt sure is mildly inconvenient! i'd much rather lie naked in my sweat-soaked bedsheets at half past midnight with the AC and six fans doing absolutely fuck-all"

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anonymousComrade @anoncomrade.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

you could, theoretically, reform the police. they would fight you tooth and nail, every step of the way, but *in theory* you could purge police forces of racists and wifebeaters and assholes you can't do that with ICE, because the job description is "jack-booted thug". fuck ICE.

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anonymousComrade @anoncomrade.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

i haven't played Fields of Mistria but everything i've seen of it suggests it's like... you know that bit in Spongebob when he's all "are saying i belong at Weenie Hut Jrs?" and the Salty Spittoon bouncer says "oh, no, i meant the place next to it" and points at Super Weenie Hut Jrs? it's like that

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anonymousComrade @anoncomrade.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

LRP we bullied the vagina bones guy too hard and now we're back to thinking anyone who shows visible ankle is a slut. great job, dweebs

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Pizza Gloverrrr @pizzaglover.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Freaks like the one in this screenshot are helping paypros hollow out the internet and I'm tired of pretending to respect their opinions. Sorry, sexy stuff rules actually!! No one is making you play these games, if your misogyny is so bad you can't handle cleavage, literally just do anything else

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anonymousComrade @anoncomrade.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

also this reminds me of the Nerds blizzard, which oddly enough i remember liking but in my defense i was no older than eight

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anonymousComrade @anoncomrade.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

i don't remember if Sour Patch Kids flavored everything came before or after Fruity Pebbles flavored everything but i do have to wonder if they came from the same perpetually-stoned nepo hire

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anonymousComrade @anoncomrade.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

build a wall around Alabama and come back in a decade tops to see the place looking like a scene from Fallout

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