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Alanna Harris Ph.D @anomalysoul.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

So lemme get this straight… powerful people’s names were redacted, but the victims—and Jay-Z and Pusha T—weren’t? 🤔 Yeah. That tells me everything I need to know about who this system is designed to protect. #PowerProtectsPower #JusticeForVictims #TransparencyNow #NameThePower #politicssky

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Alanna Harris Ph.D @anomalysoul.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

I will truly never understand the academic Olympic sport of hyper-focusing on statistically insignificant edge cases instead of… idk… dismantling white supremacy. But sure, let’s rearrange the deck chairs again. #politicssky

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Alanna Harris Ph.D @anomalysoul.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

Me watching the South meet ice: “Y’all don’t… pre-salt? pre-plan? pre-anything?” Also me: checks education rankings Ah. That explains the “thoughts & prayers” infrastructure budget. #politicssky #politics #downsouth #southernsky #icestorm

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Alanna Harris Ph.D @anomalysoul.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

If you’re an educator and you are unwilling to identify the white supremacist structures and help to dismantle it stay on mute. #educatorsky #teachersky

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Alanna Harris Ph.D @anomalysoul.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

Are millennials actually going through a “career crisis,” or are we just collectively exhausted by incompetent leadership and the instability it produces? #MillennialLife #CareerCrisis #WorkplaceCulture

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Alanna Harris Ph.D @anomalysoul.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

I worked so hard teaching my kid to read and now I regret it… he’s reading EVERYTHING on my phone 😩 time to invest in a privacy screen #ParentingWin #ParentingProblems #Literacysky #Readingsky #Teachersky #Momsky

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Alanna Harris Ph.D @anomalysoul.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Finally got a teacher (a whole YEAR later) to admit that listening comprehension ≠ reading comprehension. Science been saying it. Research been saying it. I BEEN saying it. Shoutout to the parent complaint that finally triggered the “ohhh…😅” moment #Literacysky #Readingsky #EduBluesky #Teachersky

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Alanna Harris Ph.D @anomalysoul.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

After this last election, I never want to hear anyone say adults can’t be groomed. We’ve watched an entire country shaped, primed, and conditioned for years. Pay attention to the patterns…this didn’t start yesterday. #politicssky #newssky #preventionsky #orangesky

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Alanna Harris Ph.D @anomalysoul.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

the algorithm said, “these are distinct social worlds,” and y’all said, “but we hang out sometimes.” no, you share content, not community. #CriticalMediaStudies #DigitalSociology #AlgorithmicRealism #BlueskyScholars #Fedupsky #academicsky

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Alanna Harris Ph.D @anomalysoul.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

Y’all mad Janelle Monáe went back to the 70s to see Bowie perform like she hijacked a DeLorean 😭 but when the orange man wilds out every week y’all be like “let’s not rush to judgment.” Be serious. #JanelleMonae #DavidBowie #Trump #BackToTheFoolery

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Alanna Harris Ph.D @anomalysoul.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

I’ve learned: my job is to bring my full skill set and wisdom to the table. It’s not my job to make others ready to receive it.

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Alanna Harris Ph.D @anomalysoul.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

me: says exactly what i mean neurotypical: reads between the lines me: why is this suddenly a choose-your-own-adventure book #nuerodivergentsky #bluesky

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Alanna Harris Ph.D @anomalysoul.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

“Your student can’t read because parents aren’t reading at home” ≠ reality. Bedtime stories = exposure. Learning to read = explicit phonics instruction. Please stop conflating the two. That’s the post. 😅 #Teachersky #Literacysky #Edusky #Literacycky

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Alanna Harris Ph.D @anomalysoul.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

This whole “healthy snack” policy at school really irritates the causation vs. correlation part of my brain like, Karen, Timmy didn’t ace his math test because he had carrot sticks, he just happens to learn the math standard and likes crunching loudly #TeacherLife #Edusky #EduHumorsky #Parentingsky

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Alanna Harris Ph.D @anomalysoul.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

Trump’s National Guard plan is exactly why I don’t mess with folks who swear “these kids are bad.” If the stats say all crime is down then teen crime is down too no matter how many scary montages the news runs. Spoiler: “per capita” ain’t a type of coffee. #CrimeStats #DC #MathIsMath

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Alanna Harris Ph.D @anomalysoul.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

Been saying for years that crime is down, but apparently I was just a sweet, clueless optimist. Now Trump wants to “fix” D.C., and ABC News is like, “Wow, look at these numbers!” Oh, so now math is real? #CrimeStats #DC #FactsMatter #PoliticalConvenience

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Alanna Harris Ph.D @anomalysoul.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Leave it to the creators of @SouthPark for calling out the podcast pandemic we been living in- we are sick of all these Cartmans running around. #podcast #southparkseason27 #SouthPark

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Alanna Harris Ph.D @anomalysoul.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

Not me tearing up because I won’t be able to listen to Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me on Saturday mornings due to the evil orange man #npr #waitwaitdonttellme #ihateithere

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Alanna Harris Ph.D @anomalysoul.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

can’t believe they made a whole musical about a man who stalks his ex-wife by impersonating an elderly Scottish nanny and everyone said “aww.” mrs. doubtfire is peak custody violation. #MusicalTheatre #MrsDoubtfire #WhatAreWeDoing #FamilyCourtTheMusical

media.tenor.com

an older woman wearing glasses and a purple shirt is looking out a window

ALT: an older woman wearing glasses and a purple shirt is looking out a window

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Alanna Harris Ph.D @anomalysoul.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Funny how a woman brings up potential harm from a man and the redpill guy calls her dramatic …then a war with Iran pops off and suddenly he’s a geopolitical scholar with anxiety praising the cheeto man for his machismo #War #WW3 #redpill #divest #politicssky

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Alanna Harris Ph.D @anomalysoul.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Imagine hating Kamala so bad you voted for Trump, binge-watched red pill podcasts, and now there’s a whole war. Congrats on being the most patriotic doomer alive. #War #polticssky #WW3 #facepalm

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Alanna Harris Ph.D @anomalysoul.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

So I was busy doomscrolling and BAM somehow the algorithm figured out that I am educator taking me down the rabbit-hole of teacher "content". Check out my substack to learn more. substack.com/@anomalysoul... #substack #edusky #teachersky #doomscrolling

substack.com

Bars, Blame, and Branding: Teaching in the age of EduClout

When the lesson plan includes a diss track

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Alanna Harris Ph.D @anomalysoul.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

Is it weird that my whole life I’ve dreamed of going to Lester’s Possum Park? #agoofymovie

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Alanna Harris Ph.D @anomalysoul.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

Hilarious that my first message back on this app is about DJ Akademiks giving “can I get a hug?” vibes. Meanwhile I’m buried in a chapter proposal, apathy, and Muppet reruns. #Academicsky #MuppetMood #DeadlineDelirium #ChapterProposal #TwitterBreaks #ThisIsResearch #AkademiksEnergy

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Alanna Harris Ph.D @anomalysoul.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

DJ Akademiks gives “can I get a hug?” energy like a middle schooler who just found out you like someone else during 7th period lunch and send you creepy AIM messages while you’re away. #DJAkademiks #MiddleSchoolVibes #CanIGetAHug #AwkwardEnergy #CringeChronicles #LunchTableTears #InternetWeirdos

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Alanna Harris Ph.D @anomalysoul.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

I’ll never understand the appeal of podcasters with no credentials confidently sharing half-baked theories. Just because he says it in a deep voice over lo-fi beats doesn’t mean it’s profound. It’s not wisdom—it’s Wordle for people who hate reading. #podcast #halfbaked #deepthought

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Alanna Harris Ph.D @anomalysoul.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

This government keeps making “mistakes” like “accidentally” giving billions to their friends and “accidentally” forgetting poor people exist can’t wait for them to “accidentally” resign #OopsieDaisyDictatorship #MistakeOrJustTuesday #KeepTheLoot

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Alanna Harris Ph.D @anomalysoul.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

Trump’s tariff policy came from a China book Jared didn’t read, written by Peter Navarro, who made up a fake expert called Ron Vara — which is just Navarro playing Scrabble with himself. The whole thing reads like Mad Libs for fascists. #Politicsky #Econosky #OopsAllGrifters #BlueskyAfterDark

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Alanna Harris Ph.D @anomalysoul.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

Tried to write about Black joy as resistance in my dissertation. Chair said “not enough research.” Fast forward — chair sees journal call + remembers my idea. Guess there’s research now. Joy + pain, full circle. Read it. #edusky #teachersky #academicsky #BlackJoy #FullCircle #Scholarship

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Alanna Harris Ph.D @anomalysoul.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Y’all worried about Black men not going to college, but white men are getting degrees and still voting for Trump. What y’all learning in there “Intro to Fragile Masculinity” or “Fail Upward Capstone”? #HigherEdForReal # #NoNotes #BlueSkyHumor #TrendingNow #Edusky #Academicsky

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Alanna Harris Ph.D @anomalysoul.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

I’m proud of Wisconsin for showing up but what a privilege it is to almost lose democracy just to realize what’s at stake. We been voting like the house is on fire because, well, it is. Shoutout to the 92% of Black women who always knew. #WeBeenKnew #ProudButTired #92PercentStrong #WisconsinCameThru

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Alanna Harris Ph.D @anomalysoul.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

He wanted to restore merit and eliminate DEI… and then added a journalist to the national security group chat like it was a potluck flyer. Meritocracy is wild when your only qualification is vibes. #GroupChatGate #SkyPolitics #NoDEIJustDIY #MeritocracyAtWork #YouHadOneJob

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Alanna Harris Ph.D @anomalysoul.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

@maddow.msnbc.com are you following the post by the new DOE on linkedin? The irony of this rebrand whilst trying to dismantle the same department is comical. #DOE #Edusky #educators

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Alanna Harris Ph.D @anomalysoul.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

Teachers who profit off content like “these kids can’t read” instead of explaining their pedagogy grind my gears. You’re not raising awareness—you’re reinforcing deficit narratives for clicks. Be serious. #edusky #teachersky #educators

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Alanna Harris Ph.D @anomalysoul.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

Growing up is realizing Miranda Hillard was right in Mrs. Doubtfire. That bum quit his job, turned their house into a zoo, stalked her, & tried to kill her bf. They had the audacity to make it a musical like Mamma Mia instead of Dateline. #MrsDoubtfire #JusticeForMiranda #BroadwayWhatAreWeDoing

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Alanna Harris Ph.D @anomalysoul.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

People who haven’t studied education debating education policy is like people who’ve never cooked arguing about how to run a restaurant—except the restaurant feeds every single kid in the country. #Edusky #Scholarsky #education #departmentofed #doe

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Alanna Harris Ph.D @anomalysoul.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

Panera really be out here charging $15 for a sandwich that tastes like disappointment and regret. I’m not going to a restaurant to season my own food—this ain’t BYOSeasoning. Y’all still eating there or have we healed? #PaneraOrPenance #SaltIsNotAFlex #MidEra #Panerasky

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Alanna Harris Ph.D @anomalysoul.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

Explaining government 101: A mandate or executive order can’t change the law—just like I can’t declare my student loans ‘forgiven’ and expect Sallie Mae to agree. Nice try, though. #CivicsMatters #stateofthepeople

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Alanna Harris Ph.D @anomalysoul.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

I’ll never forget the time my ex tried to say the Black woman who got hired over him was just a DEI hire… even though sis had way more credentials than him. Like Rep. Jasmine Crockett said, “If you are competent you are not concerned.” #BlackWomenLead #DEI #StayMad #CompetenceSpeaks

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Alanna Harris Ph.D @anomalysoul.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

I’ll never forgive y’all for voting for this reality with donald trump two times in a row—i can’t even make this funny. #politics #elections #polisky

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Alanna Harris Ph.D @anomalysoul.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

Next time someone at work starts talking loud but saying nothing, I’m hitting them with that Zelenskyy special: ‘You’re raising your voice but not the logic of your argument.’ Then I’m walking away like I dropped the mic. 🎤 #Leadership #WorkLife #LogicOverLoud #MicDrop #ZelenskyyQuotes #edusky

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Alanna Harris Ph.D @anomalysoul.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

Working in a school with a resting bitch face and neurospiciness is wild—why are the other teachers the ones always asking me to smile? Ma’am, we are in the trenches together. Focus up. #RBFAndThriving #edusky

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Alanna Harris Ph.D @anomalysoul.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

Harriet the Spy had me thinking I was an investigative journalist at age 9, snooping on neighbors with a notebook. RIP Michelle Trachtenberg—your Harriet fueled a generation of nosy kids with trust issues. #HarrietTheSpy #ripmichelletrachenberg

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Alanna Harris Ph.D @anomalysoul.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

Silicon Valley tech bros be like: ‘We created this platform to foster free speech and connect the world!’ Meanwhile, society is crumbling, misinformation is rampant, and democracy is on life support. But sure, tell me more about your kombucha startup. #TechBroLogic #morningthoughts

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Alanna Harris Ph.D @anomalysoul.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

If RFK Jr. can lead Health and Human Services, then anything is possible. Meanwhile, with my Ph.D., I’m in a school helping teachers decode data reports that might as well be written in hieroglyphics. Truly, we are living in wild times. #EducationReality #AnythingIsPossible #SendHelp #RFK

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Alanna Harris Ph.D @anomalysoul.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

Kendrick Lamar hot takes are cool, but if you really got the message, how are you turning the TV off and revolutionizing—despite the wrong guy being in office? Y’all missed the assignment. #TheHeartPart6 #ReadBetweenTheLines #StayWoke #bootsontheground #grassroots

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