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Annoying Arsehat @annoying-x.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

If you lot love the library so much, why don't you marry it?

Annoying Arsehat @annoying-x.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

So, you think your English is good? Bet you can't think of a word with an E in it! #NotEngagementFarming #CryptoScamForTheWin

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Annoying Arsehat @annoying-x.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

Can I just ask why people are wishing me a Happy New Year, the day before the New Year? It's not for another 6 hours. Do you wish your Mum happy Mothers' Day, on Saturday? No, you don't. Australians are the worst for it.

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Annoying Arsehat @annoying-x.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

Little known fact, but after President Carter left office, he formed an indie rock/punk band called The Unstoppable Sex Machine.

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Annoying Arsehat @annoying-x.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

Not a lot of people know this, but miserable arsed Scotch racing car racer Stirling Moss, was named after some really good moss. #TrueStory #BuyCryptosFromMe #NotAScam

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Annoying Arsehat @annoying-x.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

Nobody on Bluesky with an opinion about the boxing tonight? I'm shocked. Shocked I tells ya.

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Annoying Arsehat @annoying-x.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

Just watched the new Carry-On film on Netflix, and it's really not as funny without Sid James and lots of women with big tits.

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Annoying Arsehat @annoying-x.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

Haven't seen any vegans here. Presumably because they're so far up their own arses.

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Annoying Arsehat @annoying-x.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

Yes yes, you're horny for libraries. We get it.

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Annoying Arsehat @annoying-x.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

How does this prick get himself into so many shitty situations? Is he Prince Edward?

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Annoying Arsehat @annoying-x.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

Just a little reminder that 'drinking coffee' is not a personality.

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Annoying Arsehat @annoying-x.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Fun fact. Not only is bacon the only word in the English langauge to end in ON, it's also the only word with a C in the middle. #AmazingFacts #Words #Bacon #ONatTheEnd #CinTheMiddle

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Annoying Arsehat @annoying-x.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

What's the quickest way to kill a badger? Asking for a friend.

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Annoying Arsehat @annoying-x.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Seems like writers get quite a lot of engagement here. From what I've seen, being writer simply involves telling people you're a writer, and how difficult it is to write. So... I'm a writer. It's so difficult to write. #Writing #NotAJob #YouAreJustUnemployed

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Annoying Arsehat @annoying-x.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

A lot of people posting their pictures of animals. I wonder how many asked for their consent? It's time to normalise getting consent before taking pictures of sentient animals.

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Annoying Arsehat @annoying-x.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Me posting quality engagement farming stuff, zero likes. Nathanuel the wonder virgin posts that "libraries are good" and 10 millions spods fucking lap it up. I can't win.

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Annoying Arsehat @annoying-x.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Fantastic news. To celebrate Black Friday (as if it's not just a scam to make people spend money, I'm halving the price of my UFTs (after having doubled them for 1 day). This is for a week, which is how long Fridays last. Don't miss out. You don't want to miss out. #FOMO #NotAScam

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Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Wonderful creativity from the kids at Christmas! 🎄

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Annoying Arsehat @annoying-x.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Damn it. Still not enough engagement, and interest in my definitely legitimate crypto scheme #NotAScam So, maybe it's time I got a cute pet and put pictures of it up everyday? People LOVE that. So, what's a cheap cute low maintenance animal that I can milk for likes? (and maybe also milk?)

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Annoying Arsehat @annoying-x.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Same for me, except I'm the official Annoying Arsehat Report account on Bluesky. I'm definitely not a GoFundMe grifter. Honest. Now, give me some money.

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Annoying Arsehat @annoying-x.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

I'm still not annoying enough to give this place that authentic Musk media train wreck feel. What's the Bluesky equivalent of unwanted, unmelodious whistling? Oh right, it's anime.

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Annoying Arsehat @annoying-x.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

I often prefix my observations on people's posts with "Ha ha" to show that I'm laughing like a fucking village idiot laughs at ducks.

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Annoying Arsehat @annoying-x.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

That's it. I'm blocking all the anime weirdos. This place is fast becoming Los Angeles and not in a cocaine and strippers was, but in a trip out from your Mum's basement to try and lose your virginity at a conference way.

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Annoying Arsehat @annoying-x.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Far too many Scotch people on here. Which is ironic, since most have never seen a blue sky.

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Annoying Arsehat @annoying-x.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

If I could just get a follow from every unpublished "writer" and every "artist" who draws creepy cartoons of girls with animal ears, I'd be like the fucking Rihanna of Bluesky.

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Annoying Arsehat @annoying-x.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

As my late father said to me, when he eventually arrived, it's not about the Thanks GIVING, it's about the Thanks TAKING! And I think we can all learn from that, repost it and invest in my crypto scheme which is not a scam. #NotMeaninglessTripe #NotAScam #FatherStillAlive

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Annoying Arsehat @annoying-x.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

Anyone else see a video on here and have a quick glance to the top right to check it's not an ad?

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Annoying Arsehat @annoying-x.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

People on Bluesky: I love the way everybody here is trying to join together to make things better. Also people on Bluesky: #Blacksky

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Annoying Arsehat @annoying-x.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Who wants to sign my fucking pointless petition?

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Annoying Arsehat @annoying-x.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Think imma start using the word imma, like other twats.

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Annoying Arsehat @annoying-x.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Mondays! Am I right? Why not brighten up my day (and increase my engagement) by sending me a picture of your cat or boobs? #ThisIsNotCreepy

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Annoying Arsehat @annoying-x.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Still confused as to why I'm not on any starter kits.

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Annoying Arsehat @annoying-x.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

So, in case anyone what twitter is losing its shit over at the moment... Is listening to an audio book, the same as reading? Oh, and America's downwards spiral into a dictatorship.

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Annoying Arsehat @annoying-x.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

What thing is the best thing of that kind of thing? #InCaseYouMissTwitter

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Ricky Gervais @mrrickygervais.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Xmas Ad 🎄

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Deb 🌻🟧 @dontcallmedebby.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Ok everyone, be careful out there today

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Annoying Arsehat @annoying-x.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Had a quick look at Twitter. Definite lack of shitty Temu, Ali Express and game ads. Incase you miss them...

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Annoying Arsehat @annoying-x.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Damn it's cold. Has anyone else ever been cold? Please let me know in the comments. I really care. I'm certainly not engagement farming. But I am cold.

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Annoying Arsehat @annoying-x.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Anyone ever been on a train? Repost, comment and like for yes. Like, comment and repost for no. Doesn't matter to me. I have no interest in you.

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Annoying Arsehat @annoying-x.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

All engagement is good engagement. All engagement is good engagement. All engagement is good engagement. 🫤

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Annoying Arsehat @annoying-x.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Think of me as the kid at school who you had to explain things to, and then went on to tell other people that he explained it to you, and then explained it wrong. I could basically be US president right now if I'd committed fraud and raped people.

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Annoying Arsehat @annoying-x.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Just want to point out, basketball sucks. It's a game for utter simpletons.

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Annoying Arsehat @annoying-x.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

There's a distinct lack of football supporters here. You know, the ones that support a team from a town that they live nowhere near. I think I should support a team. I'm torn between West Ham, Manchester City, or Manchester United, as they seem to have the most irritating fans.

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Annoying Arsehat @annoying-x.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Oh good. Porn bots have started liking my posts. Still, engagement is engagement.

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Annoying Arsehat @annoying-x.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

So, it's dark out. Does anyone remember when it was dark last time? Write yes or no. Or retweet. Or comment about where you were when it was dark.

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Annoying Arsehat @annoying-x.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

Hello to everyone who's just moved across from that twittems. As somebody who's been here for 2 days, I'd just like to make it abundantly clear that you're not at all welcome. I've been helping build this platform for 48 hours and the last thing we need is you pricks bollocksing it all up.

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