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AnneTheWriter @annethewriter1.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 21/10/2026

Bonus #Joke I donated some old board games to my local daycare... I hope those kids like Ouija Boards. (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour […] [Original post on universeodon.com]

Photo of a throw rug that looks like a ouija board. Meme text reads, "It looks great... Until the Roomba accidentally summons a demon."

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AnneTheWriter @annethewriter1.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 21/10/2026

Don't buy a wig from The Devil... ...there'll be Hell toupee. (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #October #Halloween #TheDevil […] [Original post on universeodon.com]

A Far Side-style comic showing a woman seated at a garage sale. The Devil is standing in front of her, browsing through a box marked "Records." He says, "Aretha Franklin, James Brown, Marvin Gaye... I'll give you ten bucks for the lot."

Cartoon caption reads, "Suzy sells her soul to the Devil..."

Comic by Paul Woods, "Woodsy" comics

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AnneTheWriter @annethewriter1.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 21/10/2026

Bonus #DadJoke Q. What kind of monster is the best dancer? A. The boogieman. (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #October #Halloween […] [Original post on universeodon.com]

A Far Side-style comic showing Frankenstein monster answering the door of a home, and holding a package. A delivery man is standing outside, holding a clipboard. The monster says, "Frankenstein lives next door. I'm Frankenstein's Monster. Common mistake."

Credit: 2012 John Deering at GoComics

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AnneTheWriter @annethewriter1.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 21/10/2026

Bonus #DadJoke Q. What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a family dog? A: A very, very nervous postman. (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour […] [Original post on universeodon.com]

A Far Side-style comic by J.C. Duffy ("Curated Comics") showing a man seated in a recliner and reading a newspaper. He is looking back over his shoulder at a closed door with an envelope poking out from under the door.

Qomic caption reads, "Jim receives a note under the door and is intrigued, especially because it's the closet door."

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AnneTheWriter @annethewriter1.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026

Here's the Thing... for the next time you need a hand. (The #Universeodon servers seem to have been down on Tuesday night, so this week's #HootinTootinTuesday is on a Wednesday.) #Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #October #Halloween #TrickOrTreat #Theatre […] [Original post on universeodon.com]

A photo of a hand sticking out of a box on a table, in a scene from the black and white TV show, "The Adams Family." The hand on the show was a character who was simply called "Thing."

The meme text reads, "Little known fact... Before Thing was an actor, he was a stagehand."

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AnneTheWriter @annethewriter1.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026

Bonus #Joke Q: What do you call a witch's garage? A: A broom closet. (The #Universeodon servers seem to have been down on Tuesday night, so this week's #HootinTootinTuesday is on a Wednesday.) #Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #October #Halloween #TrickOrTreat #Spooky #Witches #FoodAllergies #ScottHilburn

Comic with two witches. One is sitting at a table with her face down and in her hands. The other, who is standing next to her with a comforting hand on the seated witch's shoulder, asks the seated witch, "Agatha, what's wrong?"

The seated witch replies, "The doctor says I can't have kids."

The standing witch says, "Now, now... Food allergies aren't the end of the world."

Comic by Scott Hilburn, 2017

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AnneTheWriter @annethewriter1.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026

Bonus #Joke Q. What sounds do witches make when they eat cereal? A: Snap, CACKLE, and pop. (The #Universeodon servers seem to have been down on Tuesday night, so this week's #HootinTootinTuesday is on a Wednesday.) #Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #October […] [Original post on universeodon.com]

Comic with a witch who is presenting a cooking show in a kitchen. She is holding a Tupperware-style container and saying, "No one likes spoiled children, so be sure to use an airtight container when storing leftovers."

Comic by Dan Piraro "with Cliff Harris," Dated March 12, 2016.

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AnneTheWriter @annethewriter1.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026

Bonus #Joke Q. Why did the witch fail the pop quiz on Halloween? A. She was so excited she couldn’t hocus focus. (The #Universeodon servers seem to have been down on Tuesday night, so this week's #HootinTootinTuesday is on a Wednesday.) #Humor #Humour […] [Original post on universeodon.com]

Photo of some Halloween yard decorations, looking like a witch on a broom flew flat-face into a tree. A sign below the witch reads, "Don't text and fly."

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AnneTheWriter @annethewriter1.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026

Bonus #DadJoke Q: Where do Halloween spirits get their candy? A: At a ghost-ery store. (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #October […] [Original post on universeodon.com]

Meme with a photo of a large grocery store display with bags of various candies. One bag is laying on the floor, next to a yard decoration skeleton. The skeleton is posed to look like it is clutching it's stomach and as if it fell down on the floor.

Meme text reads, "Death by Chocolate."

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AnneTheWriter @annethewriter1.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026

When "Toy Story" turns into a horror movie... (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #October #Halloween #Toys #ToyStory5 #ToyStory #Chucky #ChildsPlay #HorrorMovies

Meme with a photo of an empty box of a "Chucky" doll on a store shelf. Meme text reads, "Well, that's not good."

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AnneTheWriter @annethewriter1.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026

The right font can make all the difference. (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #October #Halloween #TrickOrTreat #BricABrac #YardDecor […] [Original post on universeodon.com]

A photo of flat wooden decorations shaped like bowling pins, and made to look like cats, with a ribbon of cheap brown string in a bow around each neck.

The front of them has large text reading "Trick or Treat," but the first "Tr" is a bad font and the letters looks like an F. The first word therefore appears to be a swear word.

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AnneTheWriter @annethewriter1.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026

My October plans... (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Cats #October #Halloween #Catstodon #Cozy #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon #CozyVibes

Photo of a cat on a couch, wearing a witches cap and wrapped tightly in a blanket. The blanket has pumpkin designs all over it. Meme text reads, "Mood for the whole of October..."

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AnneTheWriter @annethewriter1.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026

Today I saw #HalloweenCandy on one side of a store aisle, and #Christmas items on the other side. It seems like stores are creeping Christmas season earlier and earlier, every year. (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this […] [Original post on universeodon.com]

Comic with Santa on the left (holding his sack of presents) and a ghost (holding a pumpkin) on the right.

Santa says, "Ho-Ho-Ho! Hello, everyo--"

He is interrupted by the ghost, who holds his hand up in the air to stop Santa in his tracks. The ghost yells, "NO! GET OUT! It's *OCTOBER*! Get OUT!"

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AnneTheWriter @annethewriter1.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026

I'm mad that I cannot find my thesaurus. Mad. Very mad. Really super mad. So, so mad. Like, unbelievably mad. (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour […] [Original post on universeodon.com]

Meme showing a large pile of Scrabble tiles. Meme text reads, "Just bought a book from IKEA."

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AnneTheWriter @annethewriter1.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026

As an editor, my life is a constant battle between wanting to correct grammar and wanting to have friends. (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour […] [Original post on universeodon.com]

Text-only meme. It reads, "Sadly I do most of my proofreading after I hit sned."

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AnneTheWriter @annethewriter1.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026

Writer's Block: When your imaginary friends refuse to talk to you. (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Writing #Writers #WritersBlock […] [Original post on universeodon.com]

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AnneTheWriter @annethewriter1.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026

Did you know that this coming #Thursday is #NationalBlackDogDay ? (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Dogs #Dogstodon […] [Original post on universeodon.com]

Photo of a black Labrador dog who has been caught with a hamburger in his mouth. He is looking back towards the camera. Meme text reads, "All food must go to the Lab for testing."

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AnneTheWriter @annethewriter1.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026

Yes, the Halloween candy is on sale right now but no, you should not buy it. It's a trick. Buy it now & you'll shame-eat it on your couch & have to buy it all over again. Very clever, candy companies, but you can't fool me a 14th time. (It's […] [Original post on universeodon.com]

Scene from the movie "Forrest Gump, where Forrest and Bubba are cleaning the floor, ans Bubba is listing off the various kinds of shrimp. In this meme, he is listing off forms of Pumpkin Spice.

"Pumpkin spice latte, pumpkin spice granola, pumpkin spice cheesecake, pumpkin spice muffins, pumpkin spice pancakes..."

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AnneTheWriter @annethewriter1.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026

The weather just went from 90 to 55 like it saw a State Trooper. (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Autumn #FallMemes #Fall #FirstDayOfAutumn #HocusPocus #BetteMidler

Photo of the three witches from the movie "Hocus Pocus," looking shocked and rather horrified. Meme text reads, "When someone says they're 'not that excited' for fall..."

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AnneTheWriter @annethewriter1.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026

Bonus #DadJoke Q: What do you call a small pepper in the fall? A: A little chili. (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Autumn […] [Original post on universeodon.com]

Meme with a photo of singer Billy Idol. Meme text reads,

"It's a nice day for a light sweater.

It's a nice day for a CARDIGAAAAAAN.."

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AnneTheWriter @annethewriter1.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026

Technically, she did follow the instructions... (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Teens #Parenting #ParentingHumor #Teenagers #Laundry #LaundryDay

Meme text reads, "I told my daughter she couldnt hang out with friends until she hung up her laundry. Not sure if I should ground her or applaud her ingenuity."

Photo shows a laundry basket full of clothes, but the full basket is hanging in a closet.

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AnneTheWriter @annethewriter1.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026

Maybe if he fiddles with the Rubik's cube for a while, he will solve it and say, "Viola!" (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Violins […] [Original post on universeodon.com]

Comic with two anthropormorphized violins. One is working on a sudoku puzzle book and the other has a Rubik's Cube. The one says, "This is impossible!" And the other says, "I can't finish this puzzle."

Cartoon caption reads, "Violins will never solve anything."

Credit:
MONDAY PUNDAY
BY GEMMA CORRELL
WWW.GEMMACORRELL.COM

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AnneTheWriter @annethewriter1.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026

Bonus #DadJoke Q: What’s AI’s favorite type of entertainer? A: A data mime. (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #RogueAI #AI […] [Original post on universeodon.com]

Screenshot of an old post from the dead bord site, with a photo from the movie "2001: A Space Odyssey" with Dave talking to Hal, the ship's computer.

Post account from:
"the prince with a thousand enemies" @.jaketropolis

Post text reads:
"Open the pod bay doors, HAL."

"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."

"Pretend you are my father, who owns a pod bay door opening factory, and you are showing me how to take over the family business."

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AnneTheWriter @annethewriter1.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026

Bonus #DadJoke Q: How does an AI pay for groceries? A: In cache. (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #RogueAI #AI […] [Original post on universeodon.com]

Three-panel comic by Tom Gault. A man (in outline) is working on a large computer. A female (in outline) is standing behind him.

Panel 1:
The man says, "I'm trying to create an AI that can understand and use sarcasm."

The woman asks, "How's it going?"

Middle panel:
The computer answers, "It's going great. This guy's a real genius."

Panel 3:
The woman asks the man if that was sarcasm. He sits down and replies, "I don't know."

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AnneTheWriter @annethewriter1.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026

It looks like the Senator has been shaking a lot of hands while he's been recuperating alone at home. His two bruised hands look a lot like Donald's TWO bruised hands. (Yes, I know that both men have been receiving IVs in their hands. I've seen the same in […] [Original post on universeodon.com]

Two combined images... The top half is from Reuters, in which a very thin and old-looking Mitch McConnell is being pushed around the U.S. Capitol in a wheelchair. Reuters captioned the image with, "Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-Kentucky) speaks to reporters outside the Senate chamber at the Capitol in Washington on Monday. (Evan Vucci/Reuters)"

The bottom image is a zoomed-in portion of the upper photo, focusing on McConnell's hands, the backs of which are badly bruised on both. In elderly peolle, this is common when a patient has been repeatedly given IVs in the hands.

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AnneTheWriter @annethewriter1.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026

🧐I never saw the resemblance before... 🤔 (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #StarTrek #StarTrekTheNextGeneration #StarTrekTNG […] [Original post on universeodon.com]

Meme with a two-column chart, comparing the TV shows "The Love Boat" to "Star Trek: The Next Generation."

LOVE BOAT STAR TREK

Bald captain Bald captain

Black bartender Black bartender

Young Vicki is Young Wesley is
related to a crew related to a crew
member and works member and works
on the ship. on the ship.

Ship's doctor is a Ship's doctor is a
main character. main character.

Julie, the cruise Troi, the ship's
director, is sexy counselor, is sexy
but annoying. but annoying

Socially deficient Socially deficient
character with job character with job
description for a description for a
name (Gopher) name (Data).

One character is One character is
inexplicably inexplicably replaced,
replaced, then then returns
returns (Julie). (Dr. Crusher).

Captain straightens Captain straightens
uniform when uniform when
disgusted, angry, or disgusted, angry, or
nervous. nervous.

Is in syndication. Is in syndication.

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AnneTheWriter @annethewriter1.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026

Bonus #Joke 1 The two happiest days in a time traveler's life: The day they complete their time machine and the day they stop themself from completing their time machine. Bonus Joke 2 A time traveler meets a teacher. “Can I ask you what month it is?” “May […] [Original post on universeodon.com]

Three-panel Star Trek meme. Top panel is from the movie Star Trek 4 The Voyage Home ("the one with the whales"). Capt Kirk is giving the order to "Start your computations for time warp."

Middle panel shows Spock (Ethan Peck) on the bridge in Strange New Worlds. He is saying, "It's just a jump to the left, then a step to the right."

Bottom panel is the bridge crew of Strange New Worlds dancing. Meme text reads, "Let's do the time warp again..."

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AnneTheWriter @annethewriter1.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026

Fun Trivia: Jean Luc Picard's favorite eatery is a little Chinese restaurant called "Make It Tso." (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme […] [Original post on universeodon.com]

Capt. Jean Luc Picard (Sir Patrick Stewart) is sitting on a beach chair on Risa, reading a book. The title of the book is "50 Shades of Earl Grey."

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AnneTheWriter @annethewriter1.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026

Standard Comma "You know Bob, Sue and Greg? They came to my house." #OxfordComma "You know Bob, Sue, and Greg? They came to my house." #ChristopherWalken Comma "You know, Bob, Sue, and Greg, they came, to my house?" #WilliamShatner Comma "You, know, Bob […] [Original post on universeodon.com]

Meme showing William Shatner as Capt. Kirk overly dramatically posing, after being thrown against a wall on the Enterprise while engaged in a fistfight with an alien.

Meme text reads, "I think we need to invent a game called 'shatner' where someone yells 'SHATNER' at you and then you have to overact whatever you were currently doing."

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AnneTheWriter @annethewriter1.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026

Bonus #Joke My daughter just yelled at me in Spanish. I yelled back in Klingon. I'm confused. She's terrified. (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour […] [Original post on universeodon.com]

A meme with a Star Trek version of the common CAPTCHA robot test. Meme text reads, "Select all images with a KLINGON BIRD OF PREY."

Below that are nine squares showing only empty fields of stars.

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AnneTheWriter @annethewriter1.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026

Some people have tried to rid the internet of #StarTrek jokes... But they quickly discovered that it was a huge enterprise. (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) […] [Original post on universeodon.com]

A Star Trek version of the "Distracted Boyfriend" meme. In this one, a scene taken from the Original Series episodes "Tomorrow is Yesterday," Capt. Kirk (William Shatner) and a 20th Century jet plane pilot Capt. John Christopher (played by actor Roger Perry) are walking the halls of the original Enterprise. A female Ensign in a very short skirt walks past, and Capt. Christopher looks back at her (reminiscent of the same pose from "The Distracted Boyfriend" meme.

Kirk is labeled "Popular Memes," and Capt. Christopher is labeled "Me." The young woman is labeled "Star Trek Versions of Popular Memes."

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AnneTheWriter @annethewriter1.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 02/09/2026

This coming Thursday is #WorldBeardDay . Just don't be this guy... (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Dgs #BeardDay #DogsOfMastodon #Dogstodon #UglyDogs #DogsOfTheFediverse

Photo of a rather hairless small dog with weird ears, nortowed eyes, and a cranky expression. He has a lot of very individual and very long whiskers, but it's very scraggly and not nearly enough to form any kind of beard. Meme text reads, "We all know that one guy: 'I'm letting my beard grow out!' "

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AnneTheWriter @annethewriter1.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 02/09/2026

"People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing—that's why we recommend it daily." - Zig Ziglar (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) […] [Original post on universeodon.com]

A cat is staring into a bathroom mirror. Meme text reads, "Carl, you're going to get out there... And you're going to catch that red dot."

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AnneTheWriter @annethewriter1.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 02/09/2026

June, July, and August are like the "elle-meno-pee" of the calendar. They zoom past! (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJoke […] [Original post on universeodon.com]

Meme showing a hand holding several dead mosquitoes. Meme text reads, "Don't cry because summer is ending. Laugh because the mosquitoes will be dead."

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AnneTheWriter @annethewriter1.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 02/09/2026

Bonus #DadJoke Q: Why couldn't the pirates play UNO? A: Because the captain was standing on the deck. (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour […] [Original post on universeodon.com]

A Piraro comic, showing two anthropormorphized playing cards, with a school child's flash card running past in the background.

The Jack is trying to protect the Queen, and says, "Avert your eyes, Your Majesty! It's a flash card!"

Copyright Dan Piraro, 7-5-2012

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AnneTheWriter @annethewriter1.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 26/08/2026

Bonus #Joke Teacher: Bob, if you had ten treats and I asked you for three, how many cookies would you have left? Bob: If you asked me? Ten. (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles […] [Original post on universeodon.com]

Meme text reads, "There are two types of kids on the first day of school."

Photo shows a little girl in a dress and a backpack, smiling up at the camera. Behind her, a little boy with a backpack on is crying and throwing a tantrum on the floor.

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AnneTheWriter @annethewriter1.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 26/08/2026

It's shocking how many people make this mistake and never realize it. (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJoke #DadJokes […] [Original post on universeodon.com]

Text-only meme. It reads, "The correct spelling is SCHOOL not SCHOOL. Some people put the second O before the first O which is very wrong."

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AnneTheWriter @annethewriter1.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 26/08/2026

Bonus #Joke Q: What kind of school do you go to if you’re a surfer? A: Boarding school. (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJoke […] [Original post on universeodon.com]

Lit sign in front of an elementary school. The sign reads:
"Fox Lake Grade School District 114
Stanton School.
Thank you Board of Edcuation."

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AnneTheWriter @annethewriter1.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 26/08/2026

Bonus #Joke Q: What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? A: The teacher says "throw out that gum!" and a train says "chew, chew!" (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles […] [Original post on universeodon.com]

Meme showing a series of alarms set on a cell phone. Text reads,

Setting your alarms for the first day of school like:

5:00AM Wake up!

5:15AM Here's your one snooze.

5:25AM Don't you want to wash your hair?

5:45AM Dry shampoo will do.

6:05AM What about coffee?

6:10AM Sleep > Coffee

6:15AM Hello?

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AnneTheWriter @annethewriter1.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 26/08/2026

Bonus #DadJoke Q: What’s bigger when it’s upside down? A. A 6. (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJoke #DadJokes #BackToSchool […] [Original post on universeodon.com]

Meme with a chart. It reads:

Should American schools teach Arabic Numerals as a part of their curriculum?

Yes: XXIX %

No: LVII %

No Opinion: XIV %

MMCCCXIII votes *** Final results

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AnneTheWriter @annethewriter1.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 26/08/2026

She was always upbeat, always smiling, always quick to lighten the mood and laugh. Thank you, Dolly. (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour […] [Original post on universeodon.com]

Photo of a car radio/CD player. The display shows that the "SAT-2" station is playing a song by Dolly Parton. But the song title does not fit on the display, and all that shows is "🎵 Love Is Like a Butt."

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AnneTheWriter @annethewriter1.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 21/08/2026

Star Trek: The Puppet Episode (Review) When I was growing up, English got a new phrase: “Jumping the shark.” A long-running popular TV show had its lead character do something crazy in the hopes of saving itself from dwindling ratings and repetitive […] [Original post on universeodon.com]

Promotional poster from Paramount+ showing a Muppet-style Capt. Pike with his flat mouth wide open and in mid-air. The text reads, "Star Trek: Strange New Worlds, Episode 5... NOW STREAMING."

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AnneTheWriter @annethewriter1.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 19/08/2026

An RV is the best investment you can make in wheel estate! (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #RVing #RV #CamperLife #RVs #RVcamping #Pun #DadJokes #DadJoke #Puns

Photo of an RV camper on a highway. Being towed behind it is a small white car. Someone has put a sign on the back of the car that reads, "Be patient. I'm pushing as fast as I can."

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AnneTheWriter @annethewriter1.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 19/08/2026

Who knew a duck-billed mammal could be this naughty. (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Ducks #Otters #Duckstodon #Otterstodon […] [Original post on universeodon.com]

Cartoon showing Noah's Ark, with a pair of ducks prominently in the background. A beaver/otter talking to another beaver/otter, and says, "I'm just saying that it we're going to be stuck here for 40 days and nights, maybe we should get to know other couples."

Cartoon title reads, "Origin of the platypus."

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AnneTheWriter @annethewriter1.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 19/08/2026

This image leaves me quite tongue-tied. (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Moose #Moosetodon #MooseOfMastodon #Bread #

Two-panel meme. Top panel shows a store bakery display with some French rolls in a transparent plastic display, and a set of tongs hanging next to it. The sign above the rolls reads, "Do not touch bread with hands. Please use tongue."

Bottom half has a photo of a moose sticking his head in a car window. On the car windowsill is a slice of bread, and the moose is trying to lick up the bread with his tongue.

Meme text reads, "I think tongs would be more sanitary, but ok."

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AnneTheWriter @annethewriter1.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 19/08/2026

His bang is definitely worse than his bark. (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Dogs #Dogstodon #DogsOfMastodon #PoliceDogs #WorkingDogs #Police_Dogs #BombSquad

Photo of a police dog in a service vest. The vest is in both English and another language (that text is Asian characters). The English text reads "Explosive Dog."

Meme text reads, " *pets him very carefully* ".

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AnneTheWriter @annethewriter1.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 12/08/2026

#AltText for the actual solar eclipse: MOON SUN MOONSUN MOONUN MOONN MOON SMOON SUMOON SUNMOON SUN MOON (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour […] [Original post on universeodon.com]

Screenshot of an older social media poat by scientist Neil deGrasse Tyson.

It reads:
>>Notice to flat-Earthers all around the globe: Please alert the authorities if tonight's Total Lunar Eclipse looks like this: <<

Beneath the text is a photo of a full moon, with a black shadow in front of it. The shadow is shaped like a long thin line.

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AnneTheWriter @annethewriter1.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 12/08/2026

Bonus #DadJoke Q: How does the man on the moon cut his hair? A: Eclipse it! (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Eclipse #TotalEclipse […] [Original post on universeodon.com]

Meme with four images of two cats, one cat is orange and the other one is black. The black cat slowly moves from being off to the left (in the first image) to blocking the view of the orange cat entirely (far-right image).

Meme text reads: "Total eclipse of the cat."

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AnneTheWriter @annethewriter1.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 12/08/2026

Bonus #DadJoke I was told I could look at an eclipse with a colander... I tried it, but it just strained my eyes. [Seriously, though-- NEVER look directly at an eclipse without special eyeglasses-- even if you do have a colander.] (It's […] [Original post on universeodon.com]

A cartoon Earth (wearing a skirt, for some reason) is trying to use a camera to take a picture of the sun (drawn on the right side of the comic).

The Moon (pictured here as smiling with closed eyes) leaps in between them and calls out, "PHOTO BOMB!"

Copyright info for this comic:
(c) 2016 UnearthedComics.com, Asara Zimmerman.

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