AnnaWWrites @annawwrites.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Why can't he just trip, fall, sh*t himself, and die? 010
AnnaWWrites @annawwrites.bsky.social · 07/10/202680% of the soccer coach's job is retieing the kids' shoe laces 000
AnnaWWrites @annawwrites.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The secret is not to lock away your inner weird child in a tall tower, but to build them a lovely little garden with tall hedges they can duck behind if someone unpleasant comes by 000
AnnaWWrites @annawwrites.bsky.social · 06/10/20267 yo has now spontaneously told me he likes Keane's "Somewhere Only We Know" and Semisonic's "Closing Time." His transformation into a 90s soft boy is almost complete 210
AnnaWWrites @annawwrites.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Yeah I'd choose the bear because I know if the bear attacks me it won't post about it in the group chat and invite its bear friends to join in 000
AnnaWWrites @annawwrites.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Trans person: *exists* Men: They’re going to sneak into bathrooms and assault women!!! Frat boys rape a drugged women for hours Men: *shrug* 000
AnnaWWrites @annawwrites.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Happy Dolly Parton Day! May your creepy boss be reassigned to South America, and all the life-improving changes you put in place in his name be kept! 010
AnnaWWrites @annawwrites.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Greek Gods seem to be coded more geeky, and Roman Gods are more jocks. I don't know why, they just are. 001
AnnaWWrites @annawwrites.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Wow, shameful that Mitch McConnell didn't do anything to recognize the anniversary of 9/11 000
AnnaWWrites @annawwrites.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I am sick but trying to work from home and both kids are home sick but they are both way less sick than me which means they expect to be entertained. This suuuuuuuuucks. 010
AnnaWWrites @annawwrites.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I find it delightful when a non-native English speaker says "Anyhoo" 000
AnnaWWrites @annawwrites.bsky.social · 08/09/2026This dog doesn't know the meaning of the word "patience." She also doesn't know the meaning of the word "disestablishmentarianism." She doesn't know the meaning of a lot of words. I'm beginning to suspect her college degree is bullsh*t 000
AnnaWWrites @annawwrites.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The Tuesday after a holiday weekend is the MOST Monday 110
AnnaWWrites @annawwrites.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I'm "I remember when Blockbuster drove our local indie video rental store out of business" years old 010
AnnaWWrites @annawwrites.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Tim Curry went hard in every single performance. It seemed like the man didn't even knew how to hold back. But one of my favorite examples of his brilliance is his understated performance in The Hunt for Red October. He is so unctuous, small, and annoying. He comes across like a lizard. 120
AnnaWWrites @annawwrites.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Dolly Parton was as close to an angel on earth that we will ever see. Even if you aren't a fan of her music, you cannot deny the incredible impact she had on the lives of everyone she touched. She gave generously, led with love and compassion, and went out of her way over and over to show 100
AnnaWWrites @annawwrites.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I am "learned about classic literature from a jack Russell terrier" years old 030
AnnaWWrites @annawwrites.bsky.social · 15/08/202611 yo: Mom, what were the dinosaurs like? Me: I don't know, you are the one who has studied them 11 yo: yeah, but you lived with them 120
AnnaWWrites @annawwrites.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Packing light to me means a suitcase, a carry-on, and a purse with another littler purse inside it. 000
AnnaWWrites @annawwrites.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Just accidentally said "Hi cat" to my dog and I feel real shitty about it 000
AnnaWWrites @annawwrites.bsky.social · 31/07/2026So is "The Righteous Gemstones" a sequel to "Steven Universe", or is it just "set in the world of"? Excited to continue the story with my kids... 100
Reposted by AnnaWWritesGravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026This video of a woman telling an anti-abortion asshole to, "Shut the fuck up" is exactly what I needed to see on a Monday morning 19195714339
AnnaWWrites @annawwrites.bsky.social · 19/07/2026So are they just going to keep playing until Argentina wins? 010
AnnaWWrites @annawwrites.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I know we aren't supposed to speak ill of the dead, but since McConnell's people are claiming he's still alive we can say whatever we want about that rancid-ass bitch 010
AnnaWWrites @annawwrites.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I can never go to Australia because if a mugger tried to rob me with an Australian accent I would just start laughing, and then I would get murdered. 011
AnnaWWrites @annawwrites.bsky.social · 15/07/2026One day, many years from now, when my children are cleaning out my house, they will find my collection of their baby teeth. I'm just sad I won't be alive to see the looks on their faces. 020
AnnaWWrites @annawwrites.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Grabbed the wrong carton and poured orange juice into my tea. Honestly, could be worse. Will still drink entire mug 000
AnnaWWrites @annawwrites.bsky.social · 06/07/2026The Trumps are so corrupt they don't even think they are corrupt. Their entire world view is built on the idea that if you can get away with it, its ok to do. They think people who don't cheat and steal are too stupid to cheat and steal. 100
AnnaWWrites @annawwrites.bsky.social · 05/07/2026I am being stalked...by a spider. Four days ago i spotted a small spider with distinctive markings on my key board. I tried to shoo it away (I was in a meeting and couldn't go get a glass to try and trap it). The spider landed on the table next to my desk. I glanced over to see 200
Reposted by AnnaWWritesJon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I would kill or die for Larry 36174913960
AnnaWWrites @annawwrites.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I dont believe that Trump has a mistress; that rumor only helps him because it makes him look virile and capable. The right pretend to be sanctimonious but they love that macho BS. Is there a young woman willing to change his diaper in exchange for proximity to power? That I believe. 000
Reposted by AnnaWWritesTaniel @taniel.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Two ICE agents tracked down a woman *inside a polling place* yesterday. Why? They demanded that she take down an Instagram post in which she named Jonathan Ross as the man who shot & killed Renee Good (after the Star Tribune identified Ross). www.syracuse.com/news/2026/06...syracuse.comFederal agents track down Syracuse woman, demand she remove Instagram post about ICEShe believes the warning was related to a post about the ICE agent who shot Renee Good in Minneapolis. 1053149987738
Reposted by AnnaWWritesThe Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 16/06/2026The last time the Knicks won an NBA championship, the president resigned in disgrace the following yearstatic.klipy.comPedro Pascal as Smiling Javi GutierrezALT: Pedro Pascal as Smiling Javi Gutierrez 1103641582