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anna 🍂🍁🍎

@anna.germnetwork.com
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she/her founding engineer and community lead @germnetwork.com also: making free + easy-to-maintain websites for artists!

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anna 🍂🍁🍎 @anna.germnetwork.com · 15/09/2026
Oh god, what an article. Also want to tag @wired.com to point out that despite their intent to withhold the names of survivors who haven't gone public, the linked post (underlined "amplifying," points to Jack Mac's amplifying the name of one such survivor) clearly leaks that survivor's name.
Clip from the article. Highlighting "WIRED is withholding their names and altering details to protect their anonymity" but there is a link to a post from Jack Mac amplifying the name of some survivor to his 146,000 followers.
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anna 🍂🍁🍎 @anna.germnetwork.com · 15/09/2026
feeling: on top of the world
Screenshot of a wordle board. My first guess is POWER (two letters right, wrong spots). My second guess is FREAK (same two letters right, wrong spots). My third guess is RINSE. Spot on!
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anna 🍂🍁🍎 @anna.germnetwork.com · 08/09/2026
yum i can see why
A jar of fried shallots. They are crispy and yummy looking.
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anna 🍂🍁🍎 @anna.germnetwork.com · 08/09/2026
Werewolf www.edfringe.com/tickets/what... SO FUN. An immersive show (based on the game Werewolf) with an audience of ~70. Everyone is assigned a role with a very specific task (e.g. 5 people are told to scream whenever anyone says "werewolf"), which makes the whole show so delightfully unexpected!!
Two of the wardens from the show. One is a man, wide-eyed and pointing at something behind the camera. The other person is not a man, and they are holding him back but looking distressed.
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anna 🍂🍁🍎 @anna.germnetwork.com · 08/09/2026
Operotica: Lovers in Every Lifetime www.edfringe.com/tickets/what... Incredible premise starring two incredibly skilled opera singers and a hilarious MC. "From star-crossed nuns to 18th-century ladies-in-waiting, these theatrical reincarnations reveal the true purpose of history's horniest souls."
Two people wearing brightly colored Victorian(?) dresses and leaning in very close to each other. They are covered in lipstick kisses. One is holding a hand mirror and the other is applying lipstick.
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anna 🍂🍁🍎 @anna.germnetwork.com · 08/09/2026
Sami Abu Wardeh Hates You www.edfringe.com/tickets/whats-on/sami-abu-wardeh-hates-you He is an incredible clown (my friend recommended the show because he evidently rocked at Stamptown last year) and I LOVED this stand-up set. He's an EXPERT of physicality!! Amazing show, would absolutely recommend
A photo of Sami Abu Wardeh smiling and waving at the camera. He is wearing a beret with a Palestine flag pin on it and is holding a bouquet of flowers.
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anna 🍂🍁🍎 @anna.germnetwork.com · 30/08/2026
Kirsty Mann: Corpse www.edfringe.com/tickets/what... ALMOST DIDNT GET A TICKET but someone cancelled their ticket. THANK GOD. 5 STARS. Corpse is a solo show in which Kirsty tells the story of moving into a haunted house by accident. So scary, so funny, amazing tech effects. A perfect ghost story.
A picture of Kirsty Mann with a lot of white powder all over her face, making a “bleh” face. Text reads, Kirsty Mann, Corpse.
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anna 🍂🍁🍎 @anna.germnetwork.com · 27/08/2026
Lou Wall: Where Are All The Tall Grandmas? www.edfringe.com/tickets/what... It’s like the best PowerPoint presentation night presentation you’ll ever see. SO funny, and also there is singing, and also there is hard-hitting investigative journalism?? I cried at the end. What a journey
A very tall person with long red hair and orange sunglasses wearing a suit and holding a handwritten cardboard sign, “Where Are All The Tall Grandmas?” They are standing on the street. Above their head in big red block letters it says Lou Wall.
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anna 🍂🍁🍎 @anna.germnetwork.com · 27/08/2026
Hole! www.edfringe.com/tickets/what... A two-person musical that just really really rocks. It’s probably gonna tour so I don’t want to spoil it but you can spoil it for yourself by listening to the whole album on Spotify (bit.ly/4u2rczX). Very queer and absurd and wholesome and just sooo fun❤️
American Sing-Song Presents: Hole! It’s a cute poster featuring bright colors and a person’s face except it’s half one person and half another person. And their hair is styled into a circle on top of their heads.
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anna 🍂🍁🍎 @anna.germnetwork.com · 27/08/2026
Man Sings the Same Song Over and Over Again for an Hour www.edfringe.com/tickets/what... A man stands in front of a 1-hour countdown timer and sings the same song, on loop, for an hour. It’s received rave reviews and is sold out for the rest of the month. Honestly?? I had a ball. It’s a fast hour!
Yellow block text on a blue background. All caps.  Man Sings the Same Song Over and Over Again for an Hour.
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anna 🍂🍁🍎 @anna.germnetwork.com · 27/08/2026
DeepFake www.edfringe.com/tickets/what... Had to start with the show I’m performing in! Each show has an audience of 1🙂‍↕️ As the sole audience member, you hop between Zoom calls as Head of PR for a fictional company prepping to release its new AI tool. The show is 15 min long. Immersive and spooky!!
A blueish photo, taken from behind, of a person sitting alone in an office cubicle. They are backlit by their computer screen. It is an eerie vibe.
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anna 🍂🍁🍎 @anna.germnetwork.com · 24/08/2026
did the chicago architectural boat tour this weekend.....god i love a tour
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anna 🍂🍁🍎 @anna.germnetwork.com · 19/08/2026
you don't need a fancy website!!!! you just need a DID homepage and a voice memo app that transcribes on device❤️
AI-generated parody of my posts. i keep trying to explain to my friends that they don't need a fancy website, they just need a DID homepage and a voice memo app that transcribes on device 🤓✨ but explaining atmo video formats is harder bc vertical vs horizontal is giving me an existential crisis 🥺📱
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anna 🍂🍁🍎 @anna.germnetwork.com · 19/08/2026
Featuring our state of the art on-device transcriptions🤩🌱
A set of four voice memos that were all playing at the same time but on the receiver side. The alt text on the transcriptions reads: (1) Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom... (2) Okay, chick, chick, chick, chick, chick, chick, chick, (3) Well, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, (4) Voice memos, on term, voice memos...
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anna 🍂🍁🍎 @anna.germnetwork.com · 19/08/2026
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anna 🍂🍁🍎 @anna.germnetwork.com · 18/08/2026
the voice memo enthusiasts @tynanpurdy.com @chaosgreml.in @tessa.germnetwork.com
the same image as above (the mean girls) except it's Tynan, Bryan, Tessa, and I. We're all on the phone yappin.
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anna 🍂🍁🍎 @anna.germnetwork.com · 18/08/2026
my DMs rn 🦠
The scene from mean girls where they're all switching back and forth between calls with each other. It's a 2x2 grid and each grid square has one of the girls from the Mean Girls clique on the phone.
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anna 🍂🍁🍎 @anna.germnetwork.com · 12/08/2026
oh!
A chat bot where it responds in the style of 232 posts from @anna.germnetwork.com. I say "hi there" and it responds "Im going to live tweet s5e1 of hacks." Then I say "okay" and it says "Love the stateless favicon fetching strat. low barrier to entry for new lexicons to get hannah einbinder on."
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anna 🍂🍁🍎 @anna.germnetwork.com · 06/08/2026
The boyfriend looking at another girl meme. The boyfriend (labeled "my follower count") is holding the hand of his girlfriend ("a scintillating new blog post about atproto websites") but looking back lewdly at another woman ("aka.dad reposting his starter pack").
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anna 🍂🍁🍎 @anna.germnetwork.com · 29/07/2026
the classic outlive game: that game on tiktok where they show you a floorplan of a house and you have to pick a room to hide in, and then Spongebob or Shrek or something goes through and attacks every room, one by one, except for 1-2 rooms in the house, and you have to hope your room is never attacked
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anna 🍂🍁🍎 @anna.germnetwork.com · 28/07/2026
Honestly it's so cool watching the hacks people use to make their platforms work for them😌 online desire paths!
a desire path! (a little path leading across a field, ignoring the sidewalk)
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anna 🍂🍁🍎 @anna.germnetwork.com · 23/07/2026
oh it's so on
A screenshot of the Germ compose screen, I've typed "jason" into the To field and @singingpigs.online has shown up as a Bluesky Mutual I can message!
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anna 🍂🍁🍎 @anna.germnetwork.com · 14/07/2026
more like 4 nerdsnipes😈
screenshot of the post having 4 saves
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anna 🍂🍁🍎 @anna.germnetwork.com · 12/07/2026
is this a prank
semantle again. the closest word i've guessed is still "twelve" (993/1000), but the second closest is "million" (991/1000) and now we are seeing that my latest guess "quadrillion" has proximity 296/1000!
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anna 🍂🍁🍎 @anna.germnetwork.com · 12/07/2026
semantle is so fun today!
I'm playing semantle and all of the words I've guessed are numbers. The closest guess I made is "twelve" and it has proximity 993/1000 (there are 6 words closer to the semantle word than twelve), then "fifteen" which is 986/1000, then "fourteen" which is 985/1000, and so on. The entire page is numbers I've guessed. I have no idea what the semantle is.
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anna 🍂🍁🍎 @anna.germnetwork.com · 11/07/2026
the guy from total drama island except i made him blond so you guys would see the vision
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anna 🍂🍁🍎 @anna.germnetwork.com · 10/07/2026
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anna 🍂🍁🍎 @anna.germnetwork.com · 02/07/2026
and to think I asked about mu followers and not mu mutuals to avoid the classic pitfall🙂‍↔️😔 it's a minefield out here
Emelia Smith today at 1PM on Slack saying, "I'd say they'd be Mu-tuals *badum-tsss*"
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anna 🍂🍁🍎 @anna.germnetwork.com · 29/06/2026
Summoning the standard.site trio so I can watch them show up one-by-one in the comments like three very prolific genies
stick figure drawing of someone smiling and kicking their feet looking at their computer. From @umikochannart on X. I don't use X. I just found it on google search. thanks @umikochannart
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anna 🍂🍁🍎 @anna.germnetwork.com · 27/06/2026
The same meme with the people dancing in the bar. One person says “They don’t know I’m on germ refreshing my More Friends tab over and over again.” The couples are saying “We are at a bar” and “It is Friday night at this bar rn.”
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anna 🍂🍁🍎 @anna.germnetwork.com · 24/06/2026
how many germ mutuals do u have i have 53
screenshot of the more friends tab on Germ, listing how many mutuals I have. I have 53!
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anna 🍂🍁🍎 @anna.germnetwork.com · 23/06/2026
new germ theme on apexdevelopment.github.io/bluesky-lice... 🌱💚😌
my bluesky license but in GREEN AND PINK AND BLUE AND GOLD aka Germ colors. it looks like a license but has my name, handle, did, issued date, created date, my photo, a QR code to my profile, some cute other little details like a little lock icon that says "VERIFIED DID DOCUMENT," and the bottom of the card says "see you in the sky." and also "Fly the open social web." And my Bluesky Flyer Profile details are: Web of Trust 4/5 stars, Generosity 5/5 stars, Streak 4/5, Engagement 5/5, Velocity 2/5 (whatever!!!!), and Veteran 3/5 (exposed). My Mileage is 942 and my Peak UTC is 23-01 UTC.
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anna 🍂🍁🍎 @anna.germnetwork.com · 19/06/2026
thanks @apex.atproto.ceo im obsessed
my bluesky license. it looks like a license but has my name, handle, did, issued date, created date, my photo, a QR code to my profile, some cute other little details like a little lock icon that says "VERIFIED DID DOCUMENT," and the bottom of the card says "see you in the sky." and also "Fly the open social web." And my Bluesky Flyer Profile details are: Web of Trust 4/5 stars, Generosity 5/5 stars, Streak 4/5, Engagement 5/5, Velocity 2/5 (whatever!!!!), and Veteran 3/5 (exposed). My Peak UTC is 23-01 UTC.
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anna 🍂🍁🍎 @anna.germnetwork.com · 19/06/2026
me and my new keyboard and the new olivia rodrigo album against the world
a really cute keyboard I just got -- it has clackety keys and the keys are off-white and different shades of a sort of grayish green
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anna 🍂🍁🍎 @anna.germnetwork.com · 16/06/2026
Dear @wisp.place Is it feasible to implement redirecting /xxx.html ➡️ /xxx /index ➡️ / as part of the clean URLs setting? I think... domain.com does it? That is, clicking e.g. <a href="/index.html"> still sends me to mysite.com/ instead of mysite.com/index.html. So it seems... possible?
A list of network requests that shows if you GET /index.html or /index it sends a 301 to /
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anna 🍂🍁🍎 @anna.germnetwork.com · 11/06/2026
Getting brutally followermogged by my dev account
Screenshot of an account with 514 followers, 2.4K following, and 0 posts
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anna 🍂🍁🍎 @anna.germnetwork.com · 23/05/2026
My list of websites (18 people long) I need to make with the names censored ofc but honestly I could do better but it’s all first names so it’s kind of not relevant
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anna 🍂🍁🍎 @anna.germnetwork.com · 23/05/2026
I’m in the corner saying., They don’t know I’m on Bluesky tweeting at andi the butch abolitionist. The other couples are saying I am drunk and also Friday
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anna 🍂🍁🍎 @anna.germnetwork.com · 23/05/2026
The “they don’t know” meme. It’s me in the corner thinking, they don’t know I’m on bluesky refreshing my notifications tab over and over again. The other couples are dancing saying “we are at a bar” and “it is Friday night at this bar rn”
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anna 🍂🍁🍎 @anna.germnetwork.com · 19/05/2026
The secret third option……. GTA 6 bus‼️ 🚌💨
Instagram post from @secret.losangeles titled “California could bring 140 mph ‘bullet buses’ that could connect LA to SF in 3 hours” that in the caption explains they would travel that fast on “existing freeways.” LOL
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anna 🍂🍁🍎 @anna.germnetwork.com · 19/05/2026
miss him
Trogdor the burninator from homestarrunner.com. He's like a really simply drawn little dragon guy with one really buff arm sticking out of his back. Miss him so bad.
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anna 🍂🍁🍎 @anna.germnetwork.com · 07/05/2026
I’m bringing this back bc everyone’s so QUIEEETTTT tonight!! I’m thinking of a number 1-10 and this is its color. AMA
Dark terracotta, hex code #C25C4C
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anna 🍂🍁🍎 @anna.germnetwork.com · 04/05/2026
in light of allbirds pivoting to being an ai company my roommate suggested that germ pivot to being a company that makes robes for cats
a hairless cat in a robe, courtesy of Etsy.com. Here's the link if you want it: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1002607839/terrycloth-cat-bathrobe
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anna 🍂🍁🍎 @anna.germnetwork.com · 01/05/2026
Added "Post but only for users in 12AM-4AM local time" but also added an annotation "or also users who pulled two all nighters in a row or any users who just woke up from a 2-3 hour nap a few minutes ago"
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anna 🍂🍁🍎 @anna.germnetwork.com · 01/05/2026
okay.....................................a little more precision for the haters
Post window but it says "Post but only for users in 12AM-4AM local time" as a clarifying note
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anna 🍂🍁🍎 @anna.germnetwork.com · 01/05/2026
NICE FRICKIN TRY YOU ALMOST GOT ME BUT I GOOGLED IT
screenshot of what AM and PM stand for. AM means "ante meridiem" meaning before midday. PM means "post meridiem" aka after midday.
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anna 🍂🍁🍎 @anna.germnetwork.com · 01/05/2026
can someone make this feature for me
Normal Bluesky posting window but I've added a goated new button next to it that says "Post but only for users who it's after midnight for rn" which I think we need
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anna 🍂🍁🍎 @anna.germnetwork.com · 28/04/2026
you're telling me people don't go bonkers bananas batshit for STUFFED CRAZY CRUST CHEESE?
A screenshot of the Little Ceasars website selling Stuffed Crazy Crust Cheese pizza for $11.99. It's 2720 calories. Large round Cheese pizza with a stuffed crust brushed with our signature Crazy Crust, a buttery-flavored garlic spread sprinkled with Parmesan. Then there's a photo of a delicious looking Stuffed Crazy Crust Cheese pizza.
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anna 🍂🍁🍎 @anna.germnetwork.com · 28/04/2026
scopes scopes scopes scopes if you’re still on testflight update ur germ app for scopes scopes scopes scopes
New authorize page for Germ. It has OAuth scopes!
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anna 🍂🍁🍎 @anna.germnetwork.com · 28/04/2026
Lots of people asking me what the algorithm looks like, so if it's helpful: this is the graph they put in my contract
A hand-drawn graph that I made on tldraw.com to illustrate my contract agreement I signed with Germ. The x-axis is number of followers, and the y-axis is annual salary. There's a nice y=x^2 curve from 0 to 400 followers, that takes me up through a few nice salary options on the y-axis: a mini diet dr. pepper, two diet mountain dews, all the way up to $400/year. Then it turns into an easy y=mx+b graph from 400 followers ($400) to 410 followers ($600). Then after 410 followers it approaches an asymptote at Bawl's Root Beer but never quite reaches the line regardless of how many followers I have.
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