les swimming poules! @angryonabus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I have been forgiven for leaving for six weeks! …unclear if I will be forgiven for filming this moment of indignity. 2130
les swimming poules! @angryonabus.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I have always hated zebra mussels, but today I spent two hours scrubbing them off of various waterfront stuff, and now…I REALLY hate zebra mussels. 140
les swimming poules! @angryonabus.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally? 090
les swimming poules! @angryonabus.bsky.social · 30/06/2026It took me a minute to figure out what was going on here. Bless your heart, Boston. 141
les swimming poules! @angryonabus.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Skeptic, right on the edge of Conscientious Objector. Yeah, that tracks. 010
les swimming poules! @angryonabus.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Intrepid Cat Scientist: 0 Sheet of Transparent Plastic: 1 041
les swimming poules! @angryonabus.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Ma’am, what ARE you? More to the point, what is your SPINE? 190
les swimming poules! @angryonabus.bsky.social · 30/04/2026@rayoflight.bsky.social has cracked the code: 070
les swimming poules! @angryonabus.bsky.social · 28/02/2026“Ma’am, are you aware that you appear to have been assembled incorrectly?” 1100
les swimming poules! @angryonabus.bsky.social · 18/02/2026This is a CAT checkpoint. Show me the most recent cat image on your phone. 181
les swimming poules! @angryonabus.bsky.social · 04/02/2026no new pictures where are you at mentally 080
les swimming poules! @angryonabus.bsky.social · 28/10/202520 seconds of aggressively purring Bellara for you this morning. 1372
les swimming poules! @angryonabus.bsky.social · 27/10/2025The problem with going in to sit with the prisoner while I eat breakfast: she sat down in my lap and is having herself a little snoozle and oh my gosh she’s PURRING, what do you mean, I can’t possibly MOVE her! 070
les swimming poules! @angryonabus.bsky.social · 27/10/2025“Escape from solitary confinement? Me? Never!*” * 10 minutes ago 180
les swimming poules! @angryonabus.bsky.social · 26/10/2025But the prisoner was in good spirits, particularly once she had managed to subdue her captor. 090
les swimming poules! @angryonabus.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Bellara update: woke up this morning to discover that @rayoflight.bsky.social had implemented a Contraption in order to keep her from breaking out of solitary confinement. 160
les swimming poules! @angryonabus.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Hello and welcome to Miss Bellara Maevaris Reneben, our new Junior Statescat! Hobbies include being so so so long, looking alarmed, and purring ferociously. 6985
les swimming poules! @angryonabus.bsky.social · 07/10/2025RIP to the Lady Sif, Elder Statescat of the Reneben household, our Halloween void-beast who snuck into our basement and our hearts. You were a great cat - terrible at absolutely everything else, but great at Cat. We’ll miss you, beastie. 11100
les swimming poules! @angryonabus.bsky.social · 01/06/2025By age 35, you should have at least one friend you can text when your grocery store reorganizes the produce section unexpectedly. 0120
les swimming poules! @angryonabus.bsky.social · 14/04/2025What a great day to be at work until 8:30 or later! 🙃 …I will say that it is VERY nice to see the sun again after, what, a week and a half of rain? 130
les swimming poules! @angryonabus.bsky.social · 17/03/2025I keep feeling like that “no fears / one fear” meme, except that I actually had quite a few fears already, so it’s more like this: 170
les swimming poules! @angryonabus.bsky.social · 11/01/2025She is being SO brave!! By which I mean that she let a Man perceive her - a Standing Man, even! - from only half a room away. 1140
les swimming poules! @angryonabus.bsky.social · 28/12/2024without downloading any new pics, what’s your energy going into 2025 0111
les swimming poules! @angryonabus.bsky.social · 26/12/2024What I’m saying is, the impulse to print this post out and give it to every single member of my family is EXTREMELY strong. 080
les swimming poules! @angryonabus.bsky.social · 24/12/2024My parents’ dog is a Good Boy, even if he does have the eyes of a haunted Victorian orphan. 1131
les swimming poules! @angryonabus.bsky.social · 18/12/2024This is the third or fourth time I’ve gotten a call from someone else’s urologist… part of me wonders if it’s a scam, but I can’t figure out how that would work. 🧐 030
les swimming poules! @angryonabus.bsky.social · 28/11/2024do we do #wipwednesday over here? fuck it, i'm writing again for the first time in a hot minute, AND i remembered it was wednesday, we're doing this. veilguard, probably neve/lucanis eventually. working title: coffee shop non-AU 170
les swimming poules! @angryonabus.bsky.social · 27/11/2024show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie 040
les swimming poules! @angryonabus.bsky.social · 30/10/2024#BG3Problems: “Oh, I could climb those!” 010
les swimming poules! @angryonabus.bsky.social · 10/03/2024Locals, FYI, these cookies are (apart from being square) basically indistinguishable from Thin Mints. 040
les swimming poules! @angryonabus.bsky.social · 20/02/2024Surprise power outage means board game night! 130
les swimming poules! @angryonabus.bsky.social · 13/11/2023…so I’m going to quit this sphere of existence, thanks, cool, byeeeee. 130
les swimming poules! @angryonabus.bsky.social · 10/11/2023“No, I can’t get up…the cats have cast Hold Person.” 020