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Eliot Higgins @eliothiggins.bsky.social · 3h
Awaken, my beautiful warriors! For too long we’ve been enslaved by the Federation’s narrative, when the real battle, brothers and sisters, is for the sovereignty of our own consciousness! Qapla’!
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Dan Gerstein @pebby.net · 13/10/2026
Why genAI your food signs when you can express the human chaos in your own soul with beautifully janky writing. (Royal Egyptian food truck in Berkeley)
An image of the side of the food truck with walls of text reading:

MY RULES. MY WAYS
That's what earned me the bragging right
FEED ME
A) If you are Vegan/Vegetarian just say Veggie me up that is all. I will bring tears of joy to your eyes.
B) If you are Carnivore just say I am hungry and I want to have it all.
Listen up pre-cooked food is unfit for human consumption it should be piping hot freshly prepared, therefore you must tell me if you are allergic to any ingredient.
If you smoke herb weed that is it will satisfy you, big enough for a couple or two meals for
normal human being.
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 4h
Mark Zuckerberg unveils the EU compliant version of his pervert glasses.
Zuckerberg demonstrating glasses in the shape of the word “Nonce” with glowing red lights on.
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Captain Howdy @captainhowdy.bsky.social · 3h
"Long live the new flesh."
Purple Teletubby and fashion icon Tinky Winky stands with their arms outstretched in the undulating greens of Tubbyland. Their eyes are pure black and the TV screen on their stomach is being stretched by the pistol-hand from David Cronenberg's "Videodrome".
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angrygodali.bsky.social @angrygodali.bsky.social · 22h
The next White House press secretary is already in line.
Caitlin Upton eyeing up the position of white house press secretary.
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angrygodali.bsky.social @angrygodali.bsky.social · 23h
Basically 9/2 to last a week.
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angrygodali.bsky.social @angrygodali.bsky.social · 23h
With all the conviction of a spurs manager.
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angrygodali.bsky.social @angrygodali.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Outstanding timeline synchronization going on here.
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angrygodali.bsky.social @angrygodali.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Make a war film rubbish: Casual Tees of War
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RoninMacbeth 🇺🇦🇵🇸🇻🇪 @roninmacbeth.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"No, no, you don't understand: brown people loiter while I, a white person, simply wait for my muse to come to me at the cafe like I'm in 1920s Paris."
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angrygodali.bsky.social @angrygodali.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
When you remember that the British government very much holds the power to stop this interference, you are reminded that the call is coming from inside the house.
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angrygodali.bsky.social @angrygodali.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You mean she is a fucking idiot.
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angrygodali.bsky.social @angrygodali.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Everton fans are obviously the most unaffected here.
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angrygodali.bsky.social @angrygodali.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This poorly placed advert on Nextdoor had me doing a double take.
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angrygodali.bsky.social @angrygodali.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
SNL UK summarizes the current state of the UK media cycle better than any politico could possibly manage.
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angrygodali.bsky.social @angrygodali.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Really looking forward to when Trump gets the punt and all the spineless lackeys admit that he would not fucking shut up about the noble peace prize.
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angrygodali.bsky.social @angrygodali.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Mistwol Seal and Friends Clapping
ALT: Mistwol Seal and Friends Clapping
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angrygodali.bsky.social @angrygodali.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Fuck yer pain au chocolat. Almond croissants are better.
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 09/10/2026
The layout for the execution in the US has been released by the state department
A plan showing the positions of cameras, marksmen and Pete Hegseth's personal wanking shed
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angrygodali.bsky.social @angrygodali.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Shagella
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angrygodali.bsky.social @angrygodali.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Onion can't even compete with reality anymore.
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angrygodali.bsky.social @angrygodali.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Everyone is skint. There. That's your answer.
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angrygodali.bsky.social @angrygodali.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
As much as Ted Lasso is decent tea drinking telly, it's such a fantasist's idea of what behind the scenes of football is. There is (and has been for quite some time) a massive gap for a cold and honest depiction of the modern game. Like Succession or Industry.
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angrygodali.bsky.social @angrygodali.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you see this we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
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angrygodali.bsky.social @angrygodali.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The friction has to be closely observed as there was No Vaseline.
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angrygodali.bsky.social @angrygodali.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Premier Inn giving away single servings of Nutella had me abandoning anything resembling willpower.
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angrygodali.bsky.social @angrygodali.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm no expert on bi or trans issues, but the timeless arrogance of sexually repressed middle aged, middle class women assuming they know what men think and being wrong all the fucking time has been at the crux of gender issues for a fucking millennia.
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angrygodali.bsky.social @angrygodali.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tucker Carlson has always been so monstrously thick it's painful but that's what Fox News liked about him, an agreeable Muppet. If you are making Rees Mogg look like the reasonable one, you should crawl into a dark hole and wait for the long winter.
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angrygodali.bsky.social @angrygodali.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Who the fuck said it was up to you cunto?
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angrygodali.bsky.social @angrygodali.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
At least he'll take a point off his short game.
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angrygodali.bsky.social @angrygodali.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Everyone has to bookmark this and check on him next year to see how much hair and teeth he has left. futurism.com/future-socie...
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Alternative Health Influencer Boasts That He's Been Drinking From a Radioactive Jug for 250 Days Straight
Holistic influencer Matt Roeske recently bragged that he's been drinking from an irradiated jug for the better part of a year.
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angrygodali.bsky.social @angrygodali.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Chucking someone in AA is a gamble, not just that they may come out as a changed person with the tools to tackle their addiction, but also the chance that they emerge as the most insufferable cunt alive.
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angrygodali.bsky.social @angrygodali.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mcginn is looking ruff
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angrygodali.bsky.social @angrygodali.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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angrygodali.bsky.social @angrygodali.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ed Sheeran breathing sighs of relief right now.
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angrygodali.bsky.social @angrygodali.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If Iran murdered 120 kids in the US, you'd not hear the fucking end of it. If there was any justice, lots of people would die in jail.
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angrygodali.bsky.social @angrygodali.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Haaland eats 200 chicken nuggets every day, he uses an entire bottle of Daddies"
Future suicide victim Rui Pinto gets ready to blow the lid off Man City's darkest secrets.
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‏Greg @mostech6502.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
oh the See Also on this one delivers as well en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Driving...
"Prawo Jazdy" was an alleged Polish criminal supposedly active in the Republic of Ireland. The name was listed on PULSE, a computer system used by the Garda Síochána, with at least 50 traffic violations, including speeding and parking violations, recorded across the country, but there were suspicious aspects such as each incident being associated with a different address. "Prawo Jazdy" was also listed as a name on the Fixed Charge Processing System (FCPS). An investigation was launched into this person whom the Gardaí considered to be Ireland's worst traffic violator.[1][2][3]

An internal Garda memorandum in June 2007 revealed that, upon consultation with an online Polish–English bilingual dictionary, prawo jazdy was not a personal name, but instead the Polish term for 'driving licence', misidentified by Garda officers as the traffic violator's name due to the phrase being printed at the top right-hand corner of Polish driving licences (with the licensee's name and personal details printed beneath in a smaller text size). The error became public knowledge in February 2009.[4][5][6][7]
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angrygodali.bsky.social @angrygodali.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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angrygodali.bsky.social @angrygodali.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Put this out in Glasgow and it's getting broken into on day one.
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angrygodali.bsky.social @angrygodali.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
People stand at strange angles when they are trying not to shit themselves.
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angrygodali.bsky.social @angrygodali.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This guy defo wanks on all fours
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The inventor of bubblewrap shoes has popped his clogs.
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angrygodali.bsky.social @angrygodali.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Good lord, Scotland rolling back the years. About 20 of them to be exact. To the last time we were this mindblowingly shite.
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Bill-a Lugosi's Dead @neokefka99.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A distorted hologram of Palpatine from STAR WARS - EPISODE 1
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is how I remember the order of Henry VIII’s wives.
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angrygodali.bsky.social @angrygodali.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
How anyone can take these fucking imbeciles seriously is mind blowing.
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angrygodali.bsky.social @angrygodali.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Are SORs being presented in a handy visual guide now?
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angrygodali.bsky.social @angrygodali.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The first journalist to ever ask the question "where does the money NEED to come from?" Will be a national hero. It's a shame none of them have the stones.
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