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AngryDutchman

@angrydutchman.online
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devops monkey | ex-infosec | iot | perl | video games | boats | sailing | spicy food lover | blues | rock | cat person | amateur bass player | languages: nl, en, fr, de, id

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AngryDutchman @angrydutchman.online · 1h
Go to your camera roll and search "boat" and then post a pic of a boat you like (this one. because it's mine :D)
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AngryDutchman @angrydutchman.online · 16/10/2026
You were saying?
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AngryDutchman @angrydutchman.online · 12/10/2026
Nothing says "look at us being transparent" more than this; a vaguepost, with replies locked down to only W users (of course), and quote posts disabled because you know, having people defending their points in the replies would just be... no no, we can't have that. W footgunning itself again.
W is currently facing a wave of criticism that mixes false accusations, disinformation, distorted facst with legitimate questions.

We will publish a detailed memo in due course to address the claims and set out the facts.
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AngryDutchman @angrydutchman.online · 11/10/2026
If you've always wanted to join the super secret pds operator cabal, I (well, @peedee.es but same thing, really) am handing out a blanket license with every new purchase! `SPOOKYTIME` at checkout to get 30% off your first order too (only in October). #justcabalthings
Super secret PDS Operator Cabal membership now included with every purchase at peedee.es
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AngryDutchman @angrydutchman.online · 01/10/2026
Nothing will ever beat the OG corded Logitech Trackman Marble.... (pardon the mess)
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AngryDutchman @angrydutchman.online · 04/09/2026
I was painfully reminded of this particular gem today...
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AngryDutchman @angrydutchman.online · 01/09/2026
Oh I'm such a petty competitive asshole... alright @samclemente.me and @chris.pardy.family - ball's in your court :P (to everyone else: go register some domains with @marque.at and do some charity at the same time!)
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AngryDutchman @angrydutchman.online · 24/08/2026
This is what happens when your #atproto project suffers from a little bit of feeping creaturitis (of the "needed" variety). At least all my future potential projects can make use of all of this... Oh my.
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AngryDutchman @angrydutchman.online · 24/08/2026
Not exactly what I was looking forward to. The problem with a boat that's been on land for a while when it's been exceedingly dry is that when it rains? It turns into a fucking sieve because joints have dried, strategic duct-tape has deteriorated, etc. etc. #weather #fml #boatlife
screenshot of the windy.com weather app showing the mother of all thunderstorms passing over my head.
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AngryDutchman @angrydutchman.online · 17/08/2026
(sigh) Still looking for that entirely unobtanium bass... unobtanium because even second hand these puppies go for well over 1500 bucks. And that's a serious sack of change. One day though...
Image of a Rickenbacker 4003S bass guitar in black, with white trim, on a tarp background
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AngryDutchman @angrydutchman.online · 20/07/2026
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AngryDutchman @angrydutchman.online · 15/07/2026
Being out in the black, except the black isn't all that black today on the way to Colonia... #elitedangerous
in-game image from the game Elite:Dangerous showing a Caspian Explorer against a starfield
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AngryDutchman @angrydutchman.online · 09/01/2026
Alright I did a Claude anyway because I'm curious too: "eli5 serious philosophical positions on the sleeping beauty problem within microblog character limits" - it came back with this...
❯ eli5 serious philosophical positions on the sleeping beauty problem within microblog character limits 

● The Problem:
  You sleep. Fair coin flipped. Heads: wake once. Tails: wake twice (memory wiped between). You wake up. What's your credence it landed heads?

  Thirder position:
  Three possible wake-ups: Mon-Heads, Mon-Tails, Tue-Tails. You're in one of them. Only 1/3 are heads. So P(Heads)=1/3.

  Halfer position:
  Coin is fair. Waking teaches you nothing new—you knew you'd wake. No evidence update. P(Heads)=1/2.

  Double-halfer:
  Halfer but consistent: even learning "it's Monday" shouldn't change anything. Reject standard conditionalization.

  Lewisian thirder:
  Credence should count observer-moments. More moments exist in tails-world. Weight accordingly.

  The spicy take:
  Problem exposes that "rational credence" isn't uniquely defined. Thirders count experiences; halfers count worlds. Both internally coherent. Fight is about what probability means.
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AngryDutchman @angrydutchman.online · 08/01/2026
Looks like it wasn't the cartridge shooting kind, still probably rung the dude's bells. Although he looks like he was going to get himself a piece of pork, he probably will have some after effects from his. Fuck ICE, fuck CBP, fuck the nazis.
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AngryDutchman @angrydutchman.online · 25/12/2025
The one, the only, the sensual Alf
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AngryDutchman @angrydutchman.online · 24/12/2025
I do! A lot even - but I guess... ObXkcd:
stick figure sitting behind a desk with a computer on it. Off-screen someone asks "Are you coming to bed?". Stick figure replies "I can't. this is important." Off-screen someone asks "What?". Stick figure replies "someone is WRONG on the internet."
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AngryDutchman @angrydutchman.online · 24/12/2025
Merry christmas y'all! 🎄🎄 It's been an eventful year! Also I'm going to blame @mackuba.eu for inspiring me to take a selfie. (Holy cow has my hairline shrunk this year... *gasp*) Sorry, no christmassy decorations in view, it's all on the other side of the house :D
Yours truly, best described as "Hobo Santa without the suit"
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AngryDutchman @angrydutchman.online · 23/12/2025
I'm in a fucky mood so because I had to see this, now so do you!
drawing of a very obese, very naked Trump with a pig snout, having a mantitty fondled by a very naked Pam Bondi. Trump says "your pardon is under the tree, Blondi".
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AngryDutchman @angrydutchman.online · 15/12/2025
Apparently, I am an AI. I mean... I don't think I am? Would an AI know it's an AI? Anyway, yeah no, I post a lot sometimes. Because insomnia. And like, 5 or 6 thread replies. But no, I guess TerraTerraCotta has decided. I'm an AI. Beep boop, motherfuckers! Take me to your leader.
TerraTerraCotta: "You dont really talk like a person, are you okay? AngryDutchman: I could say the same for you but hey, wahtever makes you so naive about these scams... TerraTerraCotta: this is not human behavior (apparently referring to a label on my account that shows I posted more than 50 times yesterday).
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AngryDutchman @angrydutchman.online · 15/12/2025
So my PDS (for now) has a Perl based frontend; I've spent some time tinkering on a Go version with a lot of swearing and some Claude assistance. It's not quite "there" yet, but it's got an admin panel now, and ozone label stream integration, and some more anti-spam features...
Front page of a PDS listing usersAn administration panel for a PDS; showing user count, version, anti-spam statistics, and ozone integrationAdmin panel for PDS showing user details
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AngryDutchman @angrydutchman.online · 14/12/2025
So one unfortunate side effect of diving headlong into Claude Code and trying to see how it works... it gets kind of addictive to see the shenanigans it can come up with.
"y'all got any more of them claude tokens?"
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AngryDutchman @angrydutchman.online · 13/12/2025
Nice - I picked up a (I believe, first generation) Cort GB-74 for cheap - I did a little bit of After Dark just for the laughs. Sound levels are fucky, and you can hear a bit of string clack because I need to adjust the truss rod (season changed, etc.) but hey...
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AngryDutchman @angrydutchman.online · 26/10/2025
Oh we're cooking now! Vortex has been listening to Jetstream for a few hours now and all seems to be going well. Looks like it'll turn out to be about 20Gb of records from the firehose daily, and whatever ends up cached by queries (with an 8hr TTL). The links table is going to just keep growing 1/2
List of database tables totalling approximately 10Gb worth of data
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AngryDutchman @angrydutchman.online · 25/10/2025
Ugh. It's really been one of *those* months. Nothing is going right. Then today I figure okay, let me go buy some tools so I can continue greasemonkeying, hop in the car, start driving and it starts bitching about tire pressure. And I find this... it wasn't there day before yesterday. 1/2
picture of a car tire with a gash in it
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AngryDutchman @angrydutchman.online · 15/10/2025
There won't be much #atproto coding in the next week or two, just took delivery of 2 of these things and now is the time to excavate 2 busted engines from my boat and put 2 new ones in. Yay. Grease monkeying time!
Picture of a crated up diesel engine
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AngryDutchman @angrydutchman.online · 02/10/2025
I'll just leave this here...
Image of a stack of blocks; above is the text "All modern digital infrastructure". The text "A project some random person in Nebraska has been thanklessly maintaining since 2003" is at the bottom with an arrow pointing towards one of the smallest blocks all the way at the bottom of the stack.
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AngryDutchman @angrydutchman.online · 27/09/2025
This is from the cluster node running my Jetstream instance; it occasionally pops up to 4Mbps if there's like, a fuckload of people posting, but it's been averaging about 2 to 3.
graph showing between 2-3Mbps of traffic load
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AngryDutchman @angrydutchman.online · 27/09/2025
Dobedobedo I need a post with an image in it to test something... so here, have a picture of my boat.
Picture of the cutest boat ever (cos it's mine) moored in port
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AngryDutchman @angrydutchman.online · 25/09/2025
Need to test something with video in repo record, so here, have something I found a while back.
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AngryDutchman @angrydutchman.online · 26/08/2025
So. I got me some (well, more than some) of this the other day and I can safely say this is both the best and the worst. The best because it tastes great, and is spicy AF. The worst because it's spicy AF and you'll regret it the day after. #sambal #spicelife #hothothot #throneregrets
Image of a condiment jar labeled "Sambal Naknan" with text on right side of image "Sambal Bawang Naknan, Level 5"
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AngryDutchman @angrydutchman.online · 19/12/2024
Ah okay, so like the picture then? (that's a peniche, at least, in France it is, not sure what you'd call that in Belgium :D)
picture of a houseboat/peniche called Rovi 1 moored on a concrete quay
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AngryDutchman @angrydutchman.online · 19/12/2024
Part-time yeah, I'm on it during spring/summer/fall, it's not super big (8.60m, 28ft) but it works for me alone and also works when my gf comes to visit. Picture included of Shiftwind, the incredibly fun Marlin 860 Grande Croisiere (currently known better as "the hole I keep throwing money into")
Image of a small white motorboat with a pilot house
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AngryDutchman @angrydutchman.online · 17/12/2024
The inadvertent nukage of my old #pds did lead to my rather speedy deployment of the new one (because I need my Bluesky fix grrr~), it now runs as a Nomad job, it's also reasonably efficient for a 1-person thing. (For now..., stay tuned).
Screenshot of the Nomad UI showing the metrics for a job called "pds-peedee"
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