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Thighclops

@angelo2firstnames.bsky.social
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I dont have many new SMs left in me but let’s see. 🥴

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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 7h
I do not understand why people do stuff like this. Even if you don’t get a tummy ache from this, one burp and you are killing the whole shift.you don’t need five hot dogs and then and THEN from the gas station. He’s gotta be single and divorced. This is sad single man food who lost his family.
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 7h
Hol dawn not a snack attack. 🫣
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 7h
American US dollars?!? 😭
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 7h
Wait can we talk? I want a Celsius right now just for the taste. 😅 it is midnight but I need it 😭
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 8h
Welcome. 🤭
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 8h
I recently saw some app add to be able to bet on Current Events. Idk why I thought that was something folks were doing around the water cooler. We have gone to shit. 🫠
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 16h
I hate how that movie got dragged when it came out. It’s the right level of camp and horror. It’s a good time.
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 16h
I don’t know the right answer but my question is “can I get the corner piece?” 🥺
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Pissedoffpundit @pissedoffpundant.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No shit🤔💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I did not think this through. I washed my favorite comforter. It’s still not dry and I wanna go to bed. 🫩
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@tayloreric.dev bring it inzzzzzzzzz while we celebrate your birthday. 🤗🤭
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Can smell ya blood type. 😮‍💨
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Had to play Cowboy Carter. 😮‍💨
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Tiffany Pollard Reacts to Beyoncé Question
ALT: Tiffany Pollard Reacts to Beyoncé Question
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🧐In this economy concessions must be made…step into my office.
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What color are you going to? If it’s the tattoo color my DMs are open. 😬🤗
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My son sat on my computer power cord and turned off my computer. I was in the middle of a game and I haven’t saved for two hours. I am just going to make lunch because if I think about this more I’m going to cook him for this meal. 🫠
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lawdy 🫣
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
To the studs is crazy. 😭
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🧐…six is a good start
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Me and you are late. 🫣
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
lil Doxy Pep I’ll be performing at next Pride. Raising awareness one rap line at a time. 🫡
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m getting mine next week. I just did the flu shot and I wanted a lil break but if I hear a cough before I get my shot I’m swinging. 😡😭
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dawnpower wash dish soap has a pumpkin spice scent…I want it. 😂 I just don’t want to deal with pumpkin spiced dishes long after the novelty has worn off.
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
From that angle he stole my whole flow.
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Soulja Boy Discusses Drake in Studio
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When I was in my 20s I said “man that was so good I need to leave a $20 on the counter.” I would recommend to not do that. 😬
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
☠️ bai
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That first pic looked like me and I thought someone had me caught up! 😭 congrats to y’all though.
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh you look wealthy. 🫣 Hey 🙋🏽‍♂️
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I have met very few Christians who weren’t jerks. When you met a genuinely nice one it stands out. Lot of Charlie Kirk Christians few of them Dolly Parton ones.
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sir! 😭
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They show it on Wednesday and give it out Friday. 🤭
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Statistically men fair way better in marriages than any other demographic. They have the most sex, they get paid the most, They have the least paternal responsibilities and they live longer. There are very few downsides to being a married man. He wants to jeopardize all that for the street?
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Loyiso Madinga: That Is Childish
ALT: Loyiso Madinga: That Is Childish
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Since you closing shit. 😂
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I love when country people say “bread” why does the vowel become so long? “Breaaad” 😂 please say it again 🥺
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You know how when you see something really cute you wanna bite it? 🥺👉🏽👈🏽
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Cute Cartoon Cats: Playful Bite
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Close the lid on some leftovers and bring them here. 😩
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Like why are you putting yourself in danger like that? My daughter is suppose to be the smart one. 🫠
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
She trapped herself and asked me for help. 😭 I told her if she does it again I’m going to ship her off to boarding school.
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I heard some rustling and then I see this. She is obsessed with boxes. 😭
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🗣️Gurl! 😭
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Maybe three years from now.
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I try not to tell other peoples business but I know some folks who are utterly stunned and then are getting their backs kicked in that they are stunted. It’s an abusive cycle and the child adult can’t really make any headway.
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Momma is fab!
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Eggslut is here in ATL and it’s down the street from me. I’m about to get real slutty. 🫣
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Femboy Skirt
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Mug Queen herself 😩
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I loved how they let us switched characters with possession. However I just picked the sniper girl and one shot everything. The remake will need a balance check. 😅
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh I loved this game. 🥺
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My daughter has been playing with a fruit sticker for an hour and half. She is now mad it got stuck under the door and she can’t get it. I’m not getting it because girl play with the shit I bought you. 🫤
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🙂‍↕️
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Do text to some phyne shyt “Good Morning” count? 🧐
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