Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 5hMy daughter has been playing with a fruit sticker for an hour and half. She is now mad it got stuck under the door and she can’t get it. I’m not getting it because girl play with the shit I bought you. 🫤 010
Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 8hI gotta another refund today and that means I deserve some take out no? It’s like free money. 😅 000
Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 8hWhy are the police at my apartment building?! Lemme pull a chair up to the window and open the window so I can hear what’s going on. 😅static.klipy.comGreasestain Peeking Through BlindsALT: Greasestain Peeking Through Blinds 000
Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 10hNow before I see why y’all are upset with Sunny Hostin let me look up what we know about what happened at Cornell and what the charges were. 000
Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 14hI just realized one of IG crushes works at a department store. It’s not a bad thing I just always see them using the elevator for a selfie and I thought they went there for the vibes. Whole time they were just clocking in. 😭static.klipy.comOhh Oh Damn - Surprised Man ReactionALT: Ohh Oh Damn - Surprised Man Reaction 010
Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 14hI need to do a chemical peel it’s been too long. 😩 000
Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 18hIt looks like a girl dinner but also that old page “cooking for bae” 😭 120
Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 18hHol dawn I gotta put real clothes on tuhday. Issa lil chillystatic.klipy.comCold So Cold Puffy Fashion FigureALT: Cold So Cold Puffy Fashion Figure 010
Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 18hI mean this is how they do. After a big scandal they wait till some of the heat died down and then do the divorce. I hope she lives happily ever after with Corey and leaves us alone. Busty Brian is free! 000
Reposted by ThighclopsThe Baldfather @solochills.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026Dude on the left got three hairlines 89333
Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My paper shredder conked out and I took it apart to be in a man’s place. Whew Chile 😅 130
Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Sidebar this man asks me random questions and absolutely gets my humor. 😅 he said he had an “important question” and asked if I season the outside of my potatoes before I bake them. Yes sir I do. 🫡🤭 000
Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 28/09/2026From a profit perspective I get it but as a consumer why would I pay an additional price to continue to get ads? On every platform when I reach an ad I just mute my device and wait it out out of sheer stubbornness not to experience whatever they are selling. I’ll catch y’all in 30secs. 🫠 021
Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I asked for 5lbs of potatoes but they gave me 5 5lbs bags. It’s been four days and I still am maybe halfway through the first bag. 😭static.klipy.comSam Crying While Cooking on MasterChefALT: Sam Crying While Cooking on MasterChef 170
Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I wanna go to the spa. Just me and the water rushing. Not too many people. 😮💨 000
Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Sometimes I wished I used IG more but I have no desire to see pics of someone getting coffee or dressing to go out. It’s all meh to me. 000
Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I missed this but they are doing a Spawn reboot with Jamie Foxx. Hmmstatic.klipy.comI Would Like To See It Gibbl3zALT: I Would Like To See It Gibbl3z 000
Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Isn’t the private sector support to inject housing so we can stabilize cost? If they are busy making data centers where does that leave the starter homes we need a a better price point so people can get into homeownership? 🫠 100
Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Driving to the store for mashed potatoes is a choice. If I’m leaving the house I need a 10 piece. 🫡 000
Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Who is laying this lace?!? Took a flamethrower to it. Melted! 😮💨 150
Reposted by ThighclopsThe XXVIIth @mrnurse27th.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Registered AND Voting in NOVEMBER 2026 ! Right ?static.klipy.comGoofy BinocularsALT: Goofy Binoculars 64014
Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I’m tired of trans people being treated like a mythological threat to bathrooms, sports, and society. Most are just trying to pee, work, live, and get home without being harassed. Turning their existence into a culture war is so dumb and such a waste of time. 🗣️Your gas is still high! 062
Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Ugh I gotta do my hair. I just wanted to soak in my bed today.static.klipy.comSad Pouty Baby FaceALT: Sad Pouty Baby Face 100
Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Hol dawn it’s a lil chilly tonight. 😬static.klipy.comFrio Mucho Puffy Wrapped FigureALT: Frio Mucho Puffy Wrapped Figure 010
Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Da Brat is on the New A Different World? 🧐 Good for her. 000
Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I’m back on these MyFitnessPal meals and they want me to eat half a chicken wrap. 🗣️Bitch who wants day old lettuce? I will turn this place out. 😭static.klipy.comYoung Boy Crying in MasterChef KitchenALT: Young Boy Crying in MasterChef Kitchen 000
Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I say “don’t answer the door for strangers and don’t do something I wouldn’t do.” 110
Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Anytime my balances clear or I get a deposit I almost always say “When you were running your mouth, I was running to the bank!” I just got a credit of $10 for a streaming service. 😎static.klipy.comI Am Very Rich Bitch RichALT: I Am Very Rich Bitch Rich 110
Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I slept so well I thought i was waking up on a Saturday. Today is going to be a good ass day. 🤗static.klipy.comI'M Rested And Relaxed And Ready To Go LouALT: I'M Rested And Relaxed And Ready To Go Lou 000
Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Bitch we broke too! We just got here. Dafuq?! 😭 030
Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I wonder if the strike for October first is going to happen. 100
Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I guessed knives out, and the dead man one right. I didn’t see the twin thing coming in that Elon musk one. I love a who done it. I could watch a million of those. 000
Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 24/09/2026What are you all doing? I am comparing high yield savings accounts to see if I have the best yield for my current structure or do I need to switch because the Fed raised rates which means Banks are going to most likely do the same. We don’t put money in Fintechs though. 😬 000
Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I mean sometimes…you make do. Nah don’t that. 😅static.klipy.comKombucha GirlALT: Kombucha Girl 031
Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 24/09/2026static.klipy.comI Volunteer as Tribute - Hunger GamesALT: I Volunteer as Tribute - Hunger Games 000
Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Can we talk? 8-12 French fries are A serving. 8?!? I’ll flip all this shit over. 😭 010
Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I can’t keep up with the culture wars but apparently MAGA are boycotting Tilamook because they offer Halal certified cheese. 🫠 000
Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I got my kitchen knives sharpened today. I feel like such a grown up. 😭 000
Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Wait I wanna talk about the Resident Evil. 😬 000
Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Chile I just saw the preview of Law Roach acting up on TS Madison’s show. 😭 000
Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Do you feel the tension when he’s speaking on this? Could you imagine the projects he turned down waiting on Blade to come together? I wanna know what happened with the advance he got. Did he have to give it back? How did that workout? 🧐 010
Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Any1 want a cat that sits in storage boxes? I just got the test results from the Vet and after $600 I found out she’s healthy with VERY slight dehydration levels. I asked the vet “so she’s just being an asshole?” And the doc said “pretty much. We should monitor her behavior issues moving forward.” 120
Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I just had a dream about a Django/Sinner mashup sequel in the dystopian south. 😅 I’d watch that movie but wtf did that come from? 😭 010
Reposted by ThighclopsDa Real Juicy J @realjuicyjay.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026If you think missionary is boring, there is a strong possibility you might not be doing it right 🤷🏾♀️ 28433
Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I keep getting ads for Fire Emblem 😩 I want it but also leave me and my wallet alone. 000