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Thighclops

@angelo2firstnames.bsky.social
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I dont have many new SMs left in me but let’s see. 🥴

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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 5h
My daughter has been playing with a fruit sticker for an hour and half. She is now mad it got stuck under the door and she can’t get it. I’m not getting it because girl play with the shit I bought you. 🫤
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 8h
I gotta another refund today and that means I deserve some take out no? It’s like free money. 😅
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 8h
Why are the police at my apartment building?! Lemme pull a chair up to the window and open the window so I can hear what’s going on. 😅
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Greasestain Peeking Through Blinds
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 10h
Now before I see why y’all are upset with Sunny Hostin let me look up what we know about what happened at Cornell and what the charges were.
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 13h
My fried fish levels are low. 🫣
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 14h
I just realized one of IG crushes works at a department store. It’s not a bad thing I just always see them using the elevator for a selfie and I thought they went there for the vibes. Whole time they were just clocking in. 😭
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Ohh Oh Damn - Surprised Man Reaction
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 14h
I need to do a chemical peel it’s been too long. 😩
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 18h
It looks like a girl dinner but also that old page “cooking for bae” 😭
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 18h
Hol dawn I gotta put real clothes on tuhday. Issa lil chilly
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Cold So Cold Puffy Fashion Figure
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 18h
I mean this is how they do. After a big scandal they wait till some of the heat died down and then do the divorce. I hope she lives happily ever after with Corey and leaves us alone. Busty Brian is free!
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The Baldfather @solochills.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
Dude on the left got three hairlines
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My paper shredder conked out and I took it apart to be in a man’s place. Whew Chile 😅
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@jextorx.blacksky.app
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sidebar this man asks me random questions and absolutely gets my humor. 😅 he said he had an “important question” and asked if I season the outside of my potatoes before I bake them. Yes sir I do. 🫡🤭
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
From a profit perspective I get it but as a consumer why would I pay an additional price to continue to get ads? On every platform when I reach an ad I just mute my device and wait it out out of sheer stubbornness not to experience whatever they are selling. I’ll catch y’all in 30secs. 🫠
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I asked for 5lbs of potatoes but they gave me 5 5lbs bags. It’s been four days and I still am maybe halfway through the first bag. 😭
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Sam Crying While Cooking on MasterChef
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I wanna go to the spa. Just me and the water rushing. Not too many people. 😮‍💨
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sometimes I wished I used IG more but I have no desire to see pics of someone getting coffee or dressing to go out. It’s all meh to me.
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I missed this but they are doing a Spawn reboot with Jamie Foxx. Hmm
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I Would Like To See It Gibbl3z
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Isn’t the private sector support to inject housing so we can stabilize cost? If they are busy making data centers where does that leave the starter homes we need a a better price point so people can get into homeownership? 🫠
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Driving to the store for mashed potatoes is a choice. If I’m leaving the house I need a 10 piece. 🫡
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Who is laying this lace?!? Took a flamethrower to it. Melted! 😮‍💨
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The XXVIIth @mrnurse27th.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Registered AND Voting in NOVEMBER 2026 ! Right ?
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Goofy Binoculars
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m tired of trans people being treated like a mythological threat to bathrooms, sports, and society. Most are just trying to pee, work, live, and get home without being harassed. Turning their existence into a culture war is so dumb and such a waste of time. 🗣️Your gas is still high!
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ugh I gotta do my hair. I just wanted to soak in my bed today.
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Sad Pouty Baby Face
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hol dawn it’s a lil chilly tonight. 😬
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Frio Mucho Puffy Wrapped Figure
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I ran outta money so no. 😭
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Da Brat is on the New A Different World? 🧐 Good for her.
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m back on these MyFitnessPal meals and they want me to eat half a chicken wrap. 🗣️Bitch who wants day old lettuce? I will turn this place out. 😭
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Young Boy Crying in MasterChef Kitchen
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I say “don’t answer the door for strangers and don’t do something I wouldn’t do.”
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Anytime my balances clear or I get a deposit I almost always say “When you were running your mouth, I was running to the bank!” I just got a credit of $10 for a streaming service. 😎
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I Am Very Rich Bitch Rich
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I slept so well I thought i was waking up on a Saturday. Today is going to be a good ass day. 🤗
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I'M Rested And Relaxed And Ready To Go Lou
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B_Rye989 @brye989.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Probably adds flavor
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I wish I had some oxtail right now. 😩
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Bitch we broke too! We just got here. Dafuq?! 😭
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I wonder if the strike for October first is going to happen.
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I guessed knives out, and the dead man one right. I didn’t see the twin thing coming in that Elon musk one. I love a who done it. I could watch a million of those.
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What are you all doing? I am comparing high yield savings accounts to see if I have the best yield for my current structure or do I need to switch because the Fed raised rates which means Banks are going to most likely do the same. We don’t put money in Fintechs though. 😬
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I mean sometimes…you make do. Nah don’t that. 😅
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Kombucha Girl
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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I Volunteer as Tribute - Hunger Games
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Can we talk? 8-12 French fries are A serving. 8?!? I’ll flip all this shit over. 😭
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I can’t keep up with the culture wars but apparently MAGA are boycotting Tilamook because they offer Halal certified cheese. 🫠
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I got my kitchen knives sharpened today. I feel like such a grown up. 😭
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wait I wanna talk about the Resident Evil. 😬
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Chile I just saw the preview of Law Roach acting up on TS Madison’s show. 😭
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Do you feel the tension when he’s speaking on this? Could you imagine the projects he turned down waiting on Blade to come together? I wanna know what happened with the advance he got. Did he have to give it back? How did that workout? 🧐
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Any1 want a cat that sits in storage boxes? I just got the test results from the Vet and after $600 I found out she’s healthy with VERY slight dehydration levels. 🫩 I asked the vet “so she’s just being an asshole?” And the doc said “pretty much. We should monitor her behavior issues moving forward.”
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I just had a dream about a Django/Sinner mashup sequel in the dystopian south. 😅 I’d watch that movie but wtf did that come from? 😭
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Da Real Juicy J @realjuicyjay.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
If you think missionary is boring, there is a strong possibility you might not be doing it right 🤷🏾‍♀️
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Thighclops @angelo2firstnames.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I keep getting ads for Fire Emblem 😩 I want it but also leave me and my wallet alone.
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