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Yahoo News @yahoonews.com · 17/03/2026
Breaking News: Joe Kent, the director of the National Counterterrorism Center, announced his resignation on Tuesday, saying he “cannot in good conscience” back the Trump administration’s war in Iran.
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angel @angelmendoza.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
new bit: flinching in google meets whenever someone makes the emoji reaction explode
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angel @angelmendoza.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
personal news: i organically said “that’s insider trading” at something harper did while passively watching industry for the past several weeks and then eric said “that’s insider trading”
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angel @angelmendoza.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
maybe they keep bullying that monkey because his name is a command. y’all critical thinkers ever consider that one
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angel @angelmendoza.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
if the body keeps the score then who’s driving the bus
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Yahoo News @yahoonews.com · 20/02/2026
Breaking News: The Supreme Court struck down President Trump's global tariffs on Friday, handing him a significant loss on an issue crucial to his economic agenda. yhoo.it/3OtE16w
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angel @angelmendoza.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
“pleased to announce that we sawed off our arms and legs to better position ourselves to win arm wrestling matches and 100m dashes with competitors”
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angel @angelmendoza.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
on punxsutawney phil. i’m not mad at him or anything but how many grams of protein do y’all think he is
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angel @angelmendoza.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
i’m back
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Yahoo News @yahoonews.com · 13/01/2025
off work late? hungry, but too tired to cook? try a rotisserie chicken. rotisserie chicken: an easy weeknight dinner. eat it directly out of the bag with your fingers. you will certainly not regret eating a rotisserie chicken
yahoo.com
Rotisserie chicken is cheap, easy and 'slightly medieval.' Why the protein-packed supermarket staple has become a TikTok sensation.
Bird is the word: From rotisserie chicken ASMR to fitness-minded meal-planning, the bargain buy has us in its grip.
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Yahoo News @yahoonews.com · 08/01/2025
Drinking coffee could cut the risk of heart death by one third – but only if you drink it in the morning, a study suggests. Research on over 40,000 adults who were tracked for more than a decade found that those who started the day with a cup fared far better than those who drank no coffee.
yahoo.com
When to drink coffee to cut your risk of heart death
Drinking coffee could cut the risk of heart death by one third – but only if you drink it in the morning, a study suggests.
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angel @angelmendoza.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
things i see on my walks
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angel @angelmendoza.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
i had the opportunity to do something cringe and the world will end one day. life can be beautiful for now
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Yahoo News @yahoonews.com · 19/11/2024
[taps mic] is this thing on?
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angel @angelmendoza.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
day 2 of no poop july we’ve got this 💪🏼🔥
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 14/06/2023
you: yelling about a baby the baby: (unbothered) googoo gaga www.washingtonpost.com/travel/tips/…
washingtonpost.com
Advice | A baby is crying on your flight. Here’s what to do — and not do.
Keep calm, experts say, whether you're the parent or a fellow passenger.
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angel @angelmendoza.bsky.social · 17/05/2023
dusted kyrsten sinema joe manchin and brett kavanaugh in a foot race with my homies
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 16/05/2023
The IRS has quietly built its own prototype system to allow Americans to file tax returns digitally and free of charge, according to three current and former agency officials, essentially creating government software that could disrupt the tax-prep industry. wapo.st/42X66Fe
White bold font with green background reading: "IRS tests free e-filing system that could compete with tax-prep giants. The prototype program developed by the federal government could be available for a small group of taxpayers by January."
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Based Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic.bsky.social · 11/05/2023
Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! That town hall last night was no good! Lots of scary moments, but there's something especially chilling about a room of people laughing at a victim of sexual assault and cheering the abuser on national TV. Even Eggman's not that evil - that behavior's not normal!
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angel @angelmendoza.bsky.social · 06/05/2023
oi bruv wot a day on the pitch for footy innit
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Based Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic.bsky.social · 06/05/2023
Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! I was asked yesterday if I was "rocking with the trans community". Let me be super clear - trans rights are human rights, period! I'll always support the trans community! There's no place in our communities for transphobia, and I'll always call it out when I see it
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angel @angelmendoza.bsky.social · 06/05/2023
lfggggggg
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angel @angelmendoza.bsky.social · 06/05/2023
had a nice fun cute run today
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 05/05/2023
More than half of Twitter Blue's earliest subscribers are no longer subscribed
mashable.com
More than half of Twitter Blue's earliest subscribers are no longer subscribed
The early birds cancel their subscriptions.
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 05/05/2023
if fettuccine shows up in the forest and no one knows how it got there can you still dip garlic bread in it
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Hundreds of pounds of pasta mysteriously appeared in the NJ woods. Cue the puns.
“I didn’t expect it to go viral at all,” said community activist Nina Jochnowitz. “I had no idea the global reach of spaghetti.”
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helen @helenor.bsky.social · 05/05/2023
is there anyone out there who had their sexual awakening to squidward
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 05/05/2023
A conservative judicial activist arranged for the wife of Justice Clarence Thomas to be paid tens of thousands of dollars for consulting work just over a decade ago, specifying that her name be left off billing paperwork, according to documents reviewed by The Post
wapo.st
Judicial activist directed fees to Clarence Thomas’s wife, urged ‘no mention of Ginni’
Leonard Leo told GOP pollster Kellyanne Conway to give the spouse of the Supreme Court justice "another $25,000" and to bill a nonprofit organization called the Judicial Education Project.
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angel @angelmendoza.bsky.social · 05/05/2023
big new shoe day for me: docs and ons
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 04/05/2023
ICYMI: Former Proud Boys chairman Henry “Enrique” Tarrio and three other members of the extremist group were found guilty Thursday of seditious conspiracy in the Jan. 6, 2021, attack on the U.S. Capitol. Read the full story for free: wapo.st/42aknhR
Social card that reads: Breaking news: Henry ‘Enrique’ Tarrio and three other Proud Boys found guilty of seditious conspiracy in Jan. 6 attack
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 04/05/2023
🏃🏽‍♂️ 🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝
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What to do if you get attacked by bees? First, run away.
Run in a straight line, find an enclosed space and don’t jump in water. Here’s how to stay safe when a swarm of bees attacks.
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 04/05/2023
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Read the book Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @jphillll.bsky.social · 04/05/2023
you're all acting like nothing happened last night, but alf remember. alf will not forget that night he had with you
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 04/05/2023
get this: the same billionaire who treated justice clarence thomas to fancy vacations paid private boarding school tuition for thomas’s grandnephew, who the justice has said he raised as a son, according to a new report. read for free:
wapo.st
GOP donor paid private school tuition for Justice Thomas’s grandnephew, report says
A friend of the Supreme Court justice said Thomas was not required to disclose the arrangement because his grandnephew is not considered a "dependent" under federal ethics law.
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Kalhan @kalhan.bsky.social · 04/05/2023
This morning, I joined NBC News Now to talk about Bluesky!
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 04/05/2023
Good morning, friends 🌞 Here’s a quick and helpful read to start your day:
wapo.st
Thursday briefing: Atlanta shooting; the first U.S. RSV vaccine; New York’s gas stove ban; Rock & Roll Hall of Fame; and more
Catch up in minutes with these 7 stories.
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 04/05/2023
going to just save this until it has absolutely zero context once more
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Incognito Finito @incognitofinito.bsky.social · 04/05/2023
A true shitposter doesn't need to know anything about a topic. I don't know shit about Alf and I'm kicking out bangers. Literally all I know is he's hot and I'm going to fuck him. But you tell me it's Alf day, then it's motherfuckign Alf day
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Read the book Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @jphillll.bsky.social · 04/05/2023
nowbody wants to talk about it but this episode actually took place inside Alf
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‏ deepfates @deepfates.com.deepfates.com.deepfates.com.deepfates.com.deepfates.com · 04/05/2023
oh. of course it looks like his nose. so glad i learned
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 04/05/2023
who did this
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 03/05/2023
The brands are here.
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 03/05/2023
i swear if these media accounts get into goose metacluster before me...
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 03/05/2023
/hiss
wapo.st
This snake can make babies without a mate
Green anacondas are on a lengthening list of animals able to give birth without a mate. The more animals in which biologists discover asexual reproduction, the more they are rethinking the basics of reproduction.
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 03/05/2023
/honk
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 03/05/2023
honk honk wapo.st/3LUdNXi
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Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 03/05/2023
y'all rockin with DNS ⁉️
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Holden Foreman @holden.bsky.social · 03/05/2023
Now that alt text is visible to sighted users, it's a good time to plug @alt-text.bsky.social. Tag the bot in a reply to a post that has one or more images without alt text, and then the bot uses OCR to extract the text and reply with the OCR'd text as alt text. (This only works for images of text.)
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angel @angelmendoza.bsky.social · 03/05/2023
sorry i can’t make it tonight i’m working on a honk tweet for main
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