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Alan Neilan

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Alan Neilan @aneilan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
apparently it's real
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Alan Neilan @aneilan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If you're in Massachusetts, go vote today
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Alan Neilan @aneilan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Just got this in the mail
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Alan Neilan @aneilan.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Alan Neilan @aneilan.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Found another one
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Alan Neilan @aneilan.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Not sure if this is supposed to be a fake account pretending to be @dildog.l0pht.com but it's a swing and a miss
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Alan Neilan @aneilan.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
sort of fits
We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, have been sacked.
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Alan Neilan @aneilan.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I browsed to it on my windows machine before I went to work, and it showed up for me too
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Alan Neilan @aneilan.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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Alan Neilan @aneilan.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
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Alan Neilan @aneilan.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Made it
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Alan Neilan @aneilan.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
The most recent meme in your camera roll describes your current mental state.
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Alan Neilan @aneilan.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
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Alan Neilan @aneilan.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
apparently, it was inspired (the first line anyway) by an interaction he had with a songwriter who had made a strange remark about a teenager.
In an interview with YouTuber Professor of Rock[2] before his passing, Mardones recounted the song's origins as dating back to the writing process for the Never Run, Never Hide album. He and songwriter Robert Tepper went to Miami and lived in an apartment while working on songs.

Mardones' neighbors included a family of five: a mother, a father who worked in set design, and three teenagers (two girls and a boy). One day, the father walked out, leaving the family destitute. Mardones, wanting to help in any way he could, started paying the teens for odd jobs such as walking his dog or picking up groceries. The dog-walker was 16-year-old Heidi. One morning, after Mardones had spent most of the night working on the main riff from "Into the Night," Heidi, dressed for school in a rather mature fashion, came up to walk the dog. According to Mardones, when Tepper made a stray remark after she left, Mardones shut him down, saying "Pal, she's just 16 years old, leave her alone."

Mardones tells of taking that line and running with it, slowly spinning the tale of this family across lyrics such as "It's like having a dream / Where nobody has a heart" highlighting the struggles of the father in set design, and the main chorus being about bringing the family out of poverty. Mardones went on to cite the song's success and subsequent radio interviews done with Heidi to clear up the controversy as what helped lift the family out of their poverty. Through the exposure, Heidi would meet and ultimately marry the son of a Puerto Rico-based real estate mogul. Heidi's husband brought the family to Puerto Rico to live with the couple, and gave the brother a job in his company.
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Alan Neilan @aneilan.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Hmm, not sure what I did
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Alan Neilan @aneilan.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
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Alan Neilan @aneilan.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
And afaict it still hasn't been renamed back to us digital services
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Alan Neilan @aneilan.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Apparently that's a British phone number
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Alan Neilan @aneilan.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
do not want
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Alan Neilan @aneilan.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
A random @lintile.lol appears
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Alan Neilan @aneilan.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
mrw
a picture of glasses that have needles on the side facing the eyes, then to the right a picture of those glasses on someone
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Alan Neilan @aneilan.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
yep, in Donkey Kong Country donkeykong.fandom.com/wiki/Cranky_...
Cranky's first appearance as his Cranky identity was in Donkey Kong Country, the intro references his arcade origins with himself standing on top of the red girders and playing the arcade theme on his old record player before his grandson crashes in with his hip-hop radio and modernized remix as the scene transitions into the jungle (not before throwing a TNT Barrel at him as payback).
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Alan Neilan @aneilan.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
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Alan Neilan @aneilan.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
George Carlin had a bit about that back in the 80's
And the Supreme Court decided about a year ago that it’s all right to put people in jail now if we just think they’re going to commit a crime. It’s called preventive detention. All you got to do now is just think they’re going to commit a crime. Well if we’d of known this shit 7 or 8 years ago we could have put a bunch of these republican motherfuckers directly into prison. Yeah. Put them in the joint where they belong and we could have saved the money of putting these country club pinheaded assholes on trial.
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Alan Neilan @aneilan.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
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Alan Neilan @aneilan.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
mrw
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Alan Neilan @aneilan.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
yeah, they're a terf
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Alan Neilan @aneilan.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
lmao that's adorable (on the staff page)
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Alan Neilan @aneilan.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
looks to be Deborah Lipstadt
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Alan Neilan @aneilan.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
There's this, though this is from a few years back
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Alan Neilan @aneilan.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
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Alan Neilan @aneilan.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
the cabinet after the signal chat leaks
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Alan Neilan @aneilan.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
weird.... hxxps[://]bsky[.]app/profile/did:plc:otpl4kupjftqhze53acndkkc/lists/3lguae5svls27
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Alan Neilan @aneilan.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
C'mon Canada, let us innnn
A picture of a proposed new Canadian province containing Maine, Vermont, New Hampshire, Massachusetts, Connecticut and Rhode Island.
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Alan Neilan @aneilan.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
looks like it
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Alan Neilan @aneilan.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
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Alan Neilan @aneilan.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
managed to get it to stay by using a proxy thing to keep it from redirecting
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Alan Neilan @aneilan.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
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Alan Neilan @aneilan.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
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Alan Neilan @aneilan.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
George Carlin had a bit about that (sort of)
And the Supreme Court decided about a year ago that it’s all right to put people in jail now if we just think they’re going to commit a crime. It’s called preventive detention. All you got to do now is just think they’re going to commit a crime. Well if we’d of known this shit 7 or 8 years ago we could have put a bunch of these republican motherfuckers directly into prison. Yeah. Put them in the joint where they belong and we could have saved the money of putting these country club pinheaded assholes on trial.
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Alan Neilan @aneilan.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
tried it in a burp session and it went to a different set of domains (though it still had a "click allow to prove you're not a robot" page). has the same config settings (at least the same md5 of the contents) hxxps[://]jfdhq[.]nopixelads[.]top/ps/config[.]js?id=cK7ozrrm0Ue7LalnJwjPKA
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Alan Neilan @aneilan.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
likely the same result with these other subdomains
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Alan Neilan @aneilan.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
curl shows it (the qrcode link) going to another site, which asks to allow notifications
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Alan Neilan @aneilan.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
goes to a page w/ a qrcode overlaying a video player. submitted the qrcode to a decoder thing and this is what it decodes to
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Alan Neilan @aneilan.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Without downloading new pics where are you mentally?
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Alan Neilan @aneilan.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Being unemployed is a pain
If the jobs I applied to a month ago could get back to me, that'd be great
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Alan Neilan @aneilan.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
well that's friggin weird.....
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Alan Neilan @aneilan.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
And connecting to a VPN for an outside country doesn't seem to work either (at least on the app)
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Alan Neilan @aneilan.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Well, fuck.
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Alan Neilan @aneilan.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
For example
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