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Andy Wyatt

@andywyatt.bsky.social
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Hello from Bristol! Enjoying all sorts. Mostly just retweeting stuff that makes me smile. Occasionally shouting into the void in frustration.

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Andy Wyatt @andywyatt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
www.thenerve.news/p/stewart-le...
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Stewart Lee: At this rate, we’ll be staging public drownings of migrants, to address people’s ‘legitimate concerns’
The collapse of compassion in post-Brexit Britain suggests it’s now time for Roman-style lethal spectacles.  The alternative – stopping malign global influences from destabilising our society, say – s...
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Andy Wyatt @andywyatt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is great fun www.marylebonetheatre.com/productions/...
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Tartuffe (Remixed) at Marylebone Theatre
Tartuffe (Remixed) Darren Raymond at Marylebone Theatre from Sep 04, 2026 to Oct 24, 2026. Theatre
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𝐃𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐀𝐠𝐧𝐞𝐬 𝐆𝐮𝐚𝐧𝐨 @agnes-guano.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The glorious Felicity Kendal – 80 today!
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Andy Wyatt @andywyatt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
BBC Radio4 news just read out that “the Iran war, which President Trump said will be wrapped up after the important US midterm elections“ as if that was a completely reasonable stance. 🤡
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The Reviews Hub @thereviewshub.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
#THEATRE #REVIEW Tristan & Yseult "music, movement, storytelling and spectacle colliding in one gloriously theatrical package" ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ www.thereviewshub.com/tristan-yseu... #Mold
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Tristan & Yseult - Theatr Clwyd, Mold - The Reviews Hub
Adapted and directed by: Emma Rice There are few things quite like being swept up by a piece of theatre, and Tristan & Yseult does exactly that. Emma Rice’s vibrant revival of Kneehigh’s much-loved ad...
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Andy Wyatt @andywyatt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
www.bristol247.com/culture/art/...
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Artists heavily criticise AI-generated mural
"AI designs not only devalue but undermine the work of artists"
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Andy Wyatt @andywyatt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the strike action is "the fault of Hovis who came up with the half-baked offer"……. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Hovis workers' strike action could disrupt bread deliveries
Lorry drivers at Hovis will go on strike after a 3% pay rise was offered by the company.
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Ben Rothenberg @benrothenberg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A remarkable moment on Sunday’s broadcast.
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Andy Wyatt @andywyatt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Sunday morning on the BBC News home website. What person of world importance should we put in our main photo? Who is the biggest story on the planet today? Oh yes, one of us has done a interview! She is the most important person in the world.
BBC News website. Photo in top left of page features Laura Kuenssberg and someone she has on her programme on Sunday morning.
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Andy Wyatt @andywyatt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Satirical as a 3 syllable word? 🤔 Interesting, R4 news.
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Raywat Deonandan 🍁🇨🇦 @deonandan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Andy Wyatt @andywyatt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
“Happy people don't do this.”
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Jo Caulfield @jocaulfield.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Attractive couple 🤣 #standupcomedy #scotland #jocaulfield
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John Holbein @johnholbein1.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
lol
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Birmingham 81 @birmingham81.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Happy birthday to the inspirational Edwyn Collins. Photo taken when Orange Juice played Birmingham's Imperial Cinema in Feb 82
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Andy Wyatt @andywyatt.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
What athletics TV producer decided we wanted to look UP at the athletes? 🤯
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Swearsky Index @swearsky.bagpuss.org · 14/08/2026
🤬 The Swearsky Index has increased to 4.1%
The Swearsky Index is currently 4.1%. The 24 hour average is 3.1%. The 7 day average is 3%. The highest point in the last 24 hours was 4.1% and the lowest was 2.4%.
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Andy Wyatt @andywyatt.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Just got an alert on my phone. I live in Bristol. Anyone speak Welsh? Should I be worried?
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Andy Wyatt @andywyatt.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Smell of smoke strong enough to make me feel sick this morning. Wondered what it was .........
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Andy Wyatt @andywyatt.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
FT story with image representation of virus 🦠- headline ‘AI creates first synthetic viruses’Picture of Stay Puft Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters
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Birmingham 81 @birmingham81.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
#WeekendSingles Today’s selections as we’re seeing Scritti Politti at London’s Southbank this afternoon (THREAD)
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Historic Cricket Pictures @picturesporting.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
A sad day for cricket with the loss of a genuine great. Garry Sobers toasts the crowd after West Indies' crushing innings and 226 runs win at Lord's on August 27th 1973. Sobers signed off his last Test in England with 150* and six catches (Patrick Eagar)
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Andy Wyatt @andywyatt.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
From now on, every team at the World Cup should take a knee at kickoff. And none of this quick dip nonsense. A good 10-20 seconds, really fuck Trump up.
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AliQuack @aliquack.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Kudos to Sadiq Khan for calling this out. The world would be a better place if more leaders confronted racism and division whenever it raises its ugly head.
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Cllr Sean Rhodes @rhodesy2112.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
This morning I have formally resigned from The Labour Party and joined The Green Party. I have made this decision because this current government has failed to use its majority to reduce inequality and make life better for working people. I want to build community, equality and hope.
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Birmingham 81 @birmingham81.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
On this day 40 years ago, I was at the huge Artists Against Apartheid concert on Clapham Common. Here are some of my pics of Gil Scott-Heron, Sade, Billy Bragg and Sir Coxsone Outernational Sound System (THREAD 1 of 6)
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Andy Wyatt @andywyatt.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
The statistics in this article repeatedly defeat right wing accusations of police bias. The quote is from the black former mayor of Bristol. No photo of him, but we get an ambiguous headline and two photos of Farage 🤯 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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'It's not a secret - it's maths': The truth behind 'two-tier policing'
This national debate was sparked after the death of 18-year-old Henry Nowak.
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Danté Banks @dantebanks.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
A good trick for coping with hot weather is to freeze a bottle of water and then use it to bash people who get on your nerves.
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Andy Wyatt @andywyatt.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Good news www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/j...
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ITV shelves rugby in-game adverts after brands pour cash into World Cup instead
The broadcaster is keen not to antagonise viewers after hydration breaks proved unpopular at the football World Cup
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Andy Wyatt @andywyatt.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Andre Agassi!! 😀
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The New Arab @thenewarab.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Qatar vs US: French journalist questions World Cup hypocrisy
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Andy Wyatt @andywyatt.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
It would be great if Bud Light became the official beer of MAGA and their worldwide associates. Drink that piss to own the libs!
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Andy Wyatt @andywyatt.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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Larry David's Shocked Reaction
Alt: Larry David's Shocked Reaction
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Andy Wyatt @andywyatt.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Keir Starmer goes to the Nazi-owned pub. While buying his pint the landlord, staff and customers shout vile abuse at him. The landlord persuades a gang of lads to join him on a lark. They burn down the house of some “foreigners“. Starmer shakes his head. When going home he says “See you tomorrow!”
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Colm Murphy @colmpm.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I have to say, listening to the Today programme dedicate an entire (context free) section about whether migrants are more likely to be convicted criminals *the morning after* hundreds of non-migrants of my own ethnicity committed a pogrom is blood boiling.
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Andy Wyatt @andywyatt.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Turn on Radio4, expecting to hear condemnation of racist attacks last night. So far, just anti-immigration discussion. “Why have we not been listening to Trump? “ Has everyone been driven mad by Twitter?
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SalisburyDock @salisburydock.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
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Andy Wyatt @andywyatt.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
World Cup hosts denying entry to a Somali referee. US President has repeated racist rants about Somalis' "low IQ...garbage...running around killing each other...we don't want them". The UK is sending two teams to play, and our domestic news agenda is full of how anti-racism has gone too far.
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BTO Scotland @btoscotland.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
An amazing find in Perthshire- an adult Robin repeatedly feeding a recently-fledged Dipper! Interspecific feeding is recorded from time-to-time, but it's rare and a phenomenal thing to witness first-hand. Huge thanks to James Clements for reporting it. #BirdingScotland
Adult Robin feeding a fledgling Dipper. Perthshire, 3/6/26Adult Robin feeding a fledgling Dipper. Perthshire, 3/6/26Adult Robin feeding a fledgling Dipper. Perthshire, 3/6/26. 
Check out the Dipper's nictitating membrane (over the eye)Adult Robin feeding a fledgling Dipper. Perthshire, 3/6/26
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Ground Pass Podcast - A Tennis Podcast @groundpass.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Unreal. I have to say I didn’t think we would see an Emma Raducanu like run again and here we are with Maya Chwalinska. One match away. #RolandGarros
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Chris Baraniuk @chrisbaraniuk.com · 04/06/2026
She gave a fantastic, highly controlled performance in the match she just won. More brilliance from Polish women's tennis!
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Andy Wyatt @andywyatt.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Maja Chwalinska !!!!! 😃
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Grumpenstein’s Monster @maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
WORLD CUNTS UNCENSORED
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Orla Breslin @stitchlily.eurosky.social · 01/06/2026
Dear website owners and developers. If your website cookie pop up doesn't have a 'reject all' button, I will not visit your website. #DataCookies #RejectAll
Screen grab of a typical website cookie consent pop up box, that says "this site asks for consent to use your data,"  and 2 buttons saying Consent and Manage Options.
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Andy Wyatt @andywyatt.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Keir Starmer email - "Net migration has fallen from a high of nearly 1 million towards the end of the Tory period of rule, to just 171,000 now. Knife crime is significantly down. The asylum backlog has been slashed by 46% with hotel use also falling." That middle sentence has upset my dog.
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Tanita Tikaram @tanitatikaram.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Cooper & the Labour gov. have spent their time in power crushing dissent to Israel’s genocide , supplying weapons & ignoring reports on human rights abuses on Palestinians . Having created all the conditions for evil like Ben-Gvir to prosper she now pretends to be outraged by him .
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Andy Wyatt @andywyatt.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
app.thenewworld.co.uk/story/156293...
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I boycotted Eurovision.. now the World Cup is next
I love football, and I love big international tournaments – but it will be impossible to watch Donald Trump’s tournament and enjoy it
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Why Don't YouTube? @whydontyoutube.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
20 YEARS AGO TODAY: The National Lottery: Jet Set is invaded, forcing it off air for a short while. Nobody would remember this were it not for Eamonn Holmes bravely hiding himself behind the much younger and smaller Sara Cawood.
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2006: National Lottery Live Protest | BBC One | 20th May 2006 | HIGH QUALITY
National Lottery: Jet Set - BBC One, 20th May 2006 Presenters: Eamonn Holmes, Sarah Cawood, Alan Dedicoat (voice) “The BBC's National Lottery show was briefly delayed on Saturday evening after protesters invaded the studio and chanted slogans. Presenter Eamonn Holmes was led from the stage as Fath
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Andy Wyatt @andywyatt.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I do hope this company goes bust very, very soon www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
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TNT Sports opts against making European finals free to watch
TNT Sports has decided not to provide a free-to-air option to watch the finals of the Champions League, Europa League or Conference League.
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Andy Wyatt @andywyatt.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Pick a Bond from photos you already have in your phone.
Swiss Toni
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